Top 500 Ilona Andrews Quotes (2026 Update)
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201. “He seemed to shrug off the sun’s rays.”

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202. “I got my boots out of the closet, put them on, and buckled a belt with a knife on it around my waist under my robe. Baha-char was the place where you went to find things. Sometimes things found you instead and tried to take your money.”

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203. “True beauty is in how that person makes you feel. When a man truly loves you, the longer you are together, the more beautiful you will be to him. When he looks at you and you look at him, you won’t just see the surface. You will see everything you shared, everything you’ve been through, and every happy moment you hope for.” Her.”

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204. “I waited. The moment you start speaking, you become less scary, and I had no intention of being less scary.”

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205. “He stepped forward, took a deep breath, and doubled over in a sneezing fit. My werewolf was allergic to tortoises. Why me?”

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206. “We were not finished yet, not even close. I could still smell her. I remembered what she felt like. What she tasted like. This wasn’t a casual sexual thing. This was a mating. I would have Kate as my mate. Whatever it took, no matter how long, she would be with me.”

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207. “Grandma Frida’s skinny legs in jeans stuck out from under the vehicle. To the right, Arabella lounged on.”

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208. “Feel free to go over there and kick them while they’re down. When you’re done, tell them to clean everything up and head straight to the stables. Aunt Karen will be overjoyed to have two slaves for the next three weeks.”

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209. “It’s almost as if the dead have no value unless we know that someone they are related to is still alive and mourning them.”

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210. “Curran grinned and my heart made a little jump. I didn’t expect that. “That’s it? That’s your witty comeback?” “Yep.” Eloquence ‘R’ Us. When in trouble, keep it monosyllabic – safer that way.”

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211. “I wouldn’t want his demonic, undead-blood-smeared, wolf-smelling ass riding me either.”

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212. “She will find the hornet’s nest and set it on fire. When the angry hornets fly out, she’ll poke them with her sword.”

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213. “Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they’re allowed to die,” he said. “You are not funny.” “I’m very funny.”

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214. “Children think you are a god. You are the center of their universe, you can fix anything, you can shield them and protect them, and then one day they find out you can’t.”

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215. “Julie was an issue riding on an issue and using a third issue for a whip.”

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216. “Curran looked back at me. “Why is it you always attract creeps?” “You tell me.” Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did.”

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217. “The Beast Lord way: often wrong but never in doubt.”

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218. “Get up, dear. We do not let our enemies win. We claw their hearts out and devour them.”

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219. “Does ice float?”

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220. “Everybody has something, that one thing they must do to feel happy. I think this is yours, and I want you to be happy. You don’t have to do it, but it’s here if you choose to come back to it.”

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221. “The sight of me puffing and straining apparently amused him to no end.”

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222. “Rene, you want us to find you-don’t-know-who and to retrieve his you-don’t-know-what for you-won’t-tell-me-whom?”

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223. “Follow me,” Linus ordered. “And cheer up. We’re about to embark on a killing spree accompanied by massive property damage. Try to have fun.”

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224. “I will always be there. I will walk across the whole planet if I have to.” I closed my eyes and whispered, “I’ll meet you halfway.”

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225. “They broke him,” Jim said suddenly, a barely contained growl clawing at his words. “They broke the boy. Even if he survives, he’ll never be the same.”

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226. “Some women waited for a night in shining armor. She, apparently, had ended up with a knight in black jeans and leather, who wanted to chase her down and have his evil way with her.”

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227. “The kid was so handsome, he almost looked unreal.”

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228. “It’s not an abomination. It’s a bunnycat.”

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229. “This wasn’t the world of normal people. Yet somehow I kept getting stuck in it.”

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230. “You fellows ever thought of hiring out as a Christmas lights crew? You’d make a fortune.”

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231. “She could’ve stared into those eyes for a thousand years and never noticed the time passing by.”

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232. “Just stay close to us. If we get in trouble, we’ll kill everything.”

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233. “She is in particular interested in the Ennui predator. She very much likes its demeanor and coloring in the images.”

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234. “He gave an impression of coiled power, a contained violence that if released, would explode with terrifying intensity.”

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235. “Did you send an escort with my family?” “Yes. They’re a target.” “How did you know they would be leaving?” “My people saw them load up, called me, and I told them to follow.” Duh. “Thank you.” “You’re welcome. I plan to hold them hostage until you sleep with me.” I stumbled. He turned and gave me a brilliant, impossibly handsome smile. “Just kidding.” Damn it.”

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236. “Having a fling with you doesn’t appeal to me. You’re handsome, but you’re too inexperienced and too arrogant to be good in bed. Having ridden many horses doesn’t make you a good rider; it just proves that you can’t recognize a good one or don’t know how to keep her. You’re too young for me, and in ten years, when you improve, I will be too old for you. So let’s not speak of this again.” A thin, high-pitched sound came from the wall. Miko was snickering.”

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237. “Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.”

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238. “He killed a man,” Mom said. “He was framed,” Grandma Frida said. “You don’t even know the story,” Mom said. Grandma shrugged. “Framed. A man that pretty can’t be a murderer.” Mother stared at her. “Penelope, I’m seventy-two years old. You let me enjoy my fantasy.” “Go Grandma.” Arabella pumped her fist in the air.”

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239. “Yes, the princess you were expecting put on her armor and left to kill the dragon. So sorry.”

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240. “Just reflecting on the fact that when the Universe punches you in the teeth, it never just lets you fall down. It kicks you in the ribs a couple of times and dumps mud on your head.”

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241. “Well, check this out. Mine is bigger.”

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242. “It was like piling money into a heap and setting it on fire twice a month.”

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243. “The world needs more good people in it, and my son will be a good person.”

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244. “Yes, I’m a hermit. Mostly I brood,” Mad Rogan said. “Also I’m very good at wallowing in self-pity. I spend my days steeped in melancholy, looking out the window. Occasionally a single tear quietly rolls down my cheek.” Arabella and Lina snickered in unison. “Do you also brush a white orchid against your lips?” Arabella put in. “While sad music plays in the background?” Lina grinned. “Perhaps,” Mad Rogan said.”

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245. “Obnoxious smart-ass. Never been anywhere, never done anything, huh. Arrested development, huh. Considering that it was coming from a man who spent his nights peeing on his neighbors’ fences, that was rich. Shoot, I should’ve told him that.”

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246. “Gerard Demille wasn’t her biological parent, but he was the only father she ever knew.”

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247. “The world was full of interesting words used to describe complicated things. There was tartle, a Scottish word for the panicked pause you experience when you have to introduce someone, but you don’t remember their name. There was backpafeifengesicht, a German term for a face you’d love to punch. There was gigil, a Filipino word for the urge.”

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248. “Were you watching me sleep? Because I thought we agreed that’s creepy.”

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249. “Arabella did not need backup. Most of the time she was the backup, the field artillery, and the air support, but Nevada taught me to always have an exit strategy.”

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250. “You have to let your people take pride in a job well accomplished and recognize them for it. You will get better results.”

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