Top 500 Ilona Andrews Quotes (2025 Update)
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401. “The world’s pulse skipped a beat. Magic flooded in. “Yes.” I grinned and grabbed the blanket. “Onward, my noble steed. To our inevitable doom and gory death.” Thirty.”

— Ilona Andrews

402. “To Mother “no” was simply a “yes” that hadn’t had a chance to hear her out.”

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403. “If I have to murder Hugh, I don’t want to do it naked,” he said. “It would be weird.”

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404. “On the seventh of May, Cerise Mar, Erian Mar, and Mikita Mar traveled to the aforementioned manor house and found Lagar Sheerile, Peva Sheerile, Arig Sheerile, and several men in their employ on the premises. Cerise Mar voiced a polite and a nonviolent request that they get the hell off our land, which was refused.”

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405. “Shut up. How was I supposed to know two little bears hurt you, Goldilocks?”

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406. “Did I ever tell you that you are like sunshine in the middle of the night?”

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407. “If you hang up on me again, I will slice your car into small pieces and hang them on your roof like Christmas wreaths.”

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408. “The problem with Conlan was that he had his father’s unshakeable confidence and his mother’s mouth.”

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409. “The universe shrank to Curran and his pain. I had to break him free. Nothing else mattered.”

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410. “Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.”

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411. “As I walked back to civilization, I realized that for the first time in the six months I had known Curran, we had managed to have a conversation and part ways without wanting to kill each other. I found that fact deeply troubling.”

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412. “Well, well. The new head of the People’s Atlanta office had come to see me personally. I’d curtsy but I was too tired to get off my donkey and the sword on my back would get in the way.”

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413. “Some people in the world only saw in black and white. They were driven by fear. They had learned how to survive in their little corner of the world and they saw any change as a threat to their survival.”

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414. “It was the kind of sky that called space pirates to their ships.”

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415. “If a man takes you to a restaurant of his choosing, don’t compliment him. Rave about the quality of the food and he’ll be thrilled, because he took you there.”

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416. “Marten blinked at me and said in a hushed voice, “Why are we hiding in the bathroom?” “We are not hiding. We’re executing an evasive maneuver.”

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417. “Kate’s Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy.”

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418. “What are your qualifications for this job?” she asked. “I’m expendable,” I said.”

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419. “The dark scary servant of all evil was on his way to rescue me. Somehow that thought failed to make me warm and fuzzy.”

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420. “I hadn’t crossed the line. I’d ridden an elephant up to it and run back and forth along its edge while a mariachi band played in the background, but I hadn’t crossed it.”

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421. “I like problem solving. I like taking a crisis, breaking it into manageable pieces, and finding a solution. I don’t like the minutiae. I don’t like paperwork.” “You.”

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422. “I’m curious, what are you picturing exactly?” Augustine asked. “A crisscrossing pattern of red laser beams and ferrets in harnesses slithering through it like ninjas?”

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423. “Just so you know: if a rakshasa shows up, I left my sword in the car.”

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424. “The responsible thing to do, the Head of the House thing to do, would be to send her on her way. This wasn’t our fight and there was no profit to be made here. We were an emerging House, and we had neither the financial resources nor the manpower of MII. If I helped her, I would be putting all of us in danger. But she was a friend. She’d kept us all from dying at Nevada’s wedding, and when I looked at her, my chest hurt.”

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425. “I’m going to find Julie and I’ll ground her ass until she forgets what the sun looks like, and then I’ll go over to that school and pull their legs out.”

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426. “Seducing him in the tub smelling of vinegar was out of the question. There had to be some boundaries.”

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427. “Let’s play who can be a better killer. My sword and I love this game.”

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428. “I so didn’t need another outbreak of Rogan fever.”

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429. “He didn’t do it because his religion told him to murder people. He didn’t do it because he couldn’t control himself. He did it out of pure selfish greed, and he didn’t feel the least bit upset by it. I’d rather take on a demonic horde any day. The.”

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430. “I picked up the phone and dialed Andrea’s extension. “Yes?” “He glued the chair to my ass.” Silence.”

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431. “How is it that I could run into a gunfight against overwhelming odds and put myself between bullets and civilians, but I couldn’t scrape together enough courage to speak to the one person who mattered the most to me?”

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432. “Superstitions add texture to life.”

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433. “Jesu, Helen, turn the horses!”

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434. “Great, now I’ve turned into a manga character who repeated everything everyone said.”

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435. “It’s funny how loud horrified silence can be. Curran laughed.”

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436. “He focused on me completely, the same way he did when he asked me a question and waited for an answer. It was almost impossible to look away. If he ever fell in love – which probably wasn’t possible, given that he was likely a psychopath – his would be the kind of devotion people fantasized about.”

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437. “Those we love know us the best. They know all the right places to strike.”

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438. “The thing is, people have a remarkable potential to injure you, but they also have a great power to help you heal.”

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439. “She eats grass. Don’t ask.”

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440. “If you’re really hard up, I can introduce you to my grandmother. She’s a fan.” Adam blinked. “She doesn’t typically sleep with pretty young things, but she would make an exception in your case. You might even learn a trick or two.”

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441. “I had been hugged by a giant, superintelligent, pacifist bear. I could do this. I could do anything.”

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442. “If I came with you, I’d have to answer uncomfortable questions. I ask questions, I don’t answer them.” “What kind of questions?” “Why were you in a vehicle with Kate, alone? What were you wearing? What was she wearing? How long were you there? Did you do something or did you talk? What was the nature of your discussion? Could this trip have been avoided?”

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443. “Sentient beings are spectacular liars. We are gifted with an unparalleled ability to deny things that make our life unpleasant. We even pretend death isn’t a certainty, because contemplating our own mortality drives us mad.”

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444. “I’m sorry. You should make my life hell for the next hundred years.”

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445. “I don’t want it to be attributed to a loss of control on my part. When I throw you out of the window, I want there to be no doubt the act was deliberate.”

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446. “How did it feel, Herald?” The memory of power ripping from her in a torrent surfaced in her mind, followed by a spike of pain as she said the power word after her incantation had paved the way. She heard the sound of Adams’ bones breaking and patted Peanut’s nose. “How did it feel?” The Herald of Atlanta smiled. “It felt good.”

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447. “People do horrible things in the name of keeping things just the way they are.” “Where.”

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448. “It’s not your job to die for your Pack! It’s your job to make the other bastards die for theirs.”

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449. “Thank you,” I said to Linus. “Of course. This is what I’m here for. It’s my function as your witness.” He grinned again. “Besides, things around you have a way of turning interesting. I do hate to be bored.”

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450. “Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!”

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