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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Bee has a useless parasympathetic nervous system, which is an endless source of entertainment,” Levi explains to Penny. “Excuse me.” I scowl. “Some of us don’t have the luxury of stable blood pressure.” “I didn’t say it wasn’t cute,” he murmurs inaudibly against my temple. The scratch of his stubble against my skin is rough. His lips, soft. Penny seems to be a fan, too. “Does your twin faint, too?” “Nope. She got all the best things.”

151. “Bee has a useless parasympathetic nervous system, which is an endless source of entertainment,” Levi explains to Penny. “Excuse me.” I scowl. “Some of us don’t have the luxury of stable blood pressure.” “I didn’t say it wasn’t cute,” he murmurs inaudibly against my temple. The scratch of his stubble against my skin is rough. His lips, soft. Penny seems to be a fan, too. “Does your twin faint, too?” “Nope. She got all the best things.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “I turn and – it’s Jack. Of course it’s Jack. The electron to my nucleus, constantly spinning around me in the most annoying of orbits.”

152. “I turn and – it’s Jack. Of course it’s Jack. The electron to my nucleus, constantly spinning around me in the most annoying of orbits.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “In my fantasies, you allow me to keep an eye on you.” I feel his lips at my temple. “And when I really let go, I imagine that you let me take care of you, too.”

153. “In my fantasies, you allow me to keep an eye on you.” I feel his lips at my temple. “And when I really let go, I imagine that you let me take care of you, too.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “I’ve never been surer of anything. Except maybe cell theory.”

154. “I’ve never been surer of anything. Except maybe cell theory.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Is he blackmailing you? Did he find out that you’re an aberration and pee in the shower?”

155. “Is he blackmailing you? Did he find out that you’re an aberration and pee in the shower?”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “It sounds sketchy. Like he’s trying to lure me to a secondary location to traffic me to people who’ll harvest my femurs to make handles for badminton racquets.”

156. “It sounds sketchy. Like he’s trying to lure me to a secondary location to traffic me to people who’ll harvest my femurs to make handles for badminton racquets.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Men were a mistake,” Sadie says. “Big mistake,” Hannah adds. “Huge.”

157. “Men were a mistake,” Sadie says. “Big mistake,” Hannah adds. “Huge.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Do you know what’s reliable instead? What never, ever abandoned Dr. Curie in all her years? Her curiosity. Her discoveries. Her accomplishments. Science. Science is where it’s at.”

158. “Do you know what’s reliable instead? What never, ever abandoned Dr. Curie in all her years? Her curiosity. Her discoveries. Her accomplishments. Science. Science is where it’s at.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “The Guy in the bathroom. He’d said that academia was a lot of bucks for little bang, and that one needed a good reason to stick around. Olive wondered where he was now.”

159. “The Guy in the bathroom. He’d said that academia was a lot of bucks for little bang, and that one needed a good reason to stick around. Olive wondered where he was now.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “But as much as he dislikes you, it’s hard to believe that he’s sabotaging you. That level of hatred requires so much effort and motivation and commitment, it’s basically love.”

160. “But as much as he dislikes you, it’s hard to believe that he’s sabotaging you. That level of hatred requires so much effort and motivation and commitment, it’s basically love.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “He’s so tall, I have to consciously lift up my chin to meet his eyes.”

161. “He’s so tall, I have to consciously lift up my chin to meet his eyes.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “There was something about the way he talked. Maybe it was an accent maybe just the quality of his voice. Olive doesn’t quite know what, but it was there, in the way he said her name. Precise. Careful. Deep. Unlike anyone else. Familiar-impossibly so.”

162. “There was something about the way he talked. Maybe it was an accent maybe just the quality of his voice. Olive doesn’t quite know what, but it was there, in the way he said her name. Precise. Careful. Deep. Unlike anyone else. Familiar-impossibly so.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “You’re supposed to be bad at this. And I’m supposed to write a www ajpdf com dissertation about how bad you are. And then you get a chunk of cheese, and I get a real job that pays real money and the joy of saying ‘I’m not that kind of doctor’ when someone is having a stroke on my airplane.”

163. “You’re supposed to be bad at this. And I’m supposed to write a www ajpdf com dissertation about how bad you are. And then you get a chunk of cheese, and I get a real job that pays real money and the joy of saying ‘I’m not that kind of doctor’ when someone is having a stroke on my airplane.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Adam: Think I can smuggle this on the plane? She didn’t need to be told that she was grinning at her phone like an idiot. Olive: Well, TSA is notoriously incompetent. Olive: Though maybe not that incompetent? Adam: Too bad. Adam: Wish you were here, then.”

164. “Adam: Think I can smuggle this on the plane? She didn’t need to be told that she was grinning at her phone like an idiot. Olive: Well, TSA is notoriously incompetent. Olive: Though maybe not that incompetent? Adam: Too bad. Adam: Wish you were here, then.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Olive.” He pulled her closer, pressing his lips against her forehead. “It doesn’t matter. Whatever it is that you’re crying about, I will fix it. I will make it right. I-.”

165. “Olive.” He pulled her closer, pressing his lips against her forehead. “It doesn’t matter. Whatever it is that you’re crying about, I will fix it. I will make it right. I-.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Thank you, Oh Penised Overlords, for the recognition I deserve.”

166. “Thank you, Oh Penised Overlords, for the recognition I deserve.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “The bar’s so low, you could pick it up and beat him with it.”

167. “The bar’s so low, you could pick it up and beat him with it.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “And you shouldn’t have to lie about your relationship status,” he continued. “Especially not so that your friend and your boyfriend can get together guilt-free. That’s not how friendship works, last I checked.”

168. “And you shouldn’t have to lie about your relationship status,” he continued. “Especially not so that your friend and your boyfriend can get together guilt-free. That’s not how friendship works, last I checked.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Graduate school success depends on qualities that are not measured by the GRE – we all know it. Why aren’t we moving toward a holistic approach to graduate admission? Also, the GRE costs hundreds of dollars! Who has the financial solubility for that? Or for the prep courses, the materials, the tutors? Let me tell you who doesn’t: not-rich people.”

169. “Graduate school success depends on qualities that are not measured by the GRE – we all know it. Why aren’t we moving toward a holistic approach to graduate admission? Also, the GRE costs hundreds of dollars! Who has the financial solubility for that? Or for the prep courses, the materials, the tutors? Let me tell you who doesn’t: not-rich people.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “It is a truth universally acknowledged that a community of women trying to mind their own business must be in want of a random man’s opinion.”

170. “It is a truth universally acknowledged that a community of women trying to mind their own business must be in want of a random man’s opinion.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Nice try, but I’m not going to a second location with you. I’m not even convinced I want to stay in this one.”

171. “Nice try, but I’m not going to a second location with you. I’m not even convinced I want to stay in this one.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “It wasn’t until a few minutes later, when she was sitting on her bed staring at the Boston skyline and chewing on her lunch, that Olive realized that the protein bar Adam had given her was covered in chocolate.”

172. “It wasn’t until a few minutes later, when she was sitting on her bed staring at the Boston skyline and chewing on her lunch, that Olive realized that the protein bar Adam had given her was covered in chocolate.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “This war of ours, the one between the Vampyres and the Weres, began several centuries ago with brutal escalations of violence, culminated amid flowing torrents of varicolored blood, and ended in a whimper of buttercream cake on the day I met my husband for the first time. Which, as it happens, was also the day of our wedding.”

173. “This war of ours, the one between the Vampyres and the Weres, began several centuries ago with brutal escalations of violence, culminated amid flowing torrents of varicolored blood, and ended in a whimper of buttercream cake on the day I met my husband for the first time. Which, as it happens, was also the day of our wedding.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Is this another one of your green card marriage interview questions?”

174. “Is this another one of your green card marriage interview questions?”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “There was something intrinsically enjoyable in having him next to her, so physical and undeniable. She felt it on some primal, visceral level, the giddy happiness that always came with his presence.”

175. “There was something intrinsically enjoyable in having him next to her, so physical and undeniable. She felt it on some primal, visceral level, the giddy happiness that always came with his presence.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “I deserve you least of all. But I want you the most.”

176. “I deserve you least of all. But I want you the most.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Maybe I overestimated my flirting skills.”

177. “Maybe I overestimated my flirting skills.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Hypothesis: People who cross me will come to regret it.”

178. “Hypothesis: People who cross me will come to regret it.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “They’re young. Their frontal lobes are not fully developed yet.”

179. “They’re young. Their frontal lobes are not fully developed yet.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “I’m not a very secretive person, mostly out of laziness: I refuse to take on the cognitive labor of tracking lies and omissions.”

180. “I’m not a very secretive person, mostly out of laziness: I refuse to take on the cognitive labor of tracking lies and omissions.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Yeah, but there are other computational modelers in the department. And I’d like to eventually graduate, ideally without sobbing in a bathroom stall after each committee meeting.” He glared at her. Olive shrugged. “No offense. I’m a simple girl, with simple needs.”

181. “Yeah, but there are other computational modelers in the department. And I’d like to eventually graduate, ideally without sobbing in a bathroom stall after each committee meeting.” He glared at her. Olive shrugged. “No offense. I’m a simple girl, with simple needs.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Caring what others think is a lot of work, and – with a handful of exceptions – I’m not a huge fan of work.”

182. “Caring what others think is a lot of work, and – with a handful of exceptions – I’m not a huge fan of work.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Impossible. Improbable. Inconceivable. Just like everything else about Adam and Olive.”

183. “Impossible. Improbable. Inconceivable. Just like everything else about Adam and Olive.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “And I definitely wouldn’t want you to be George.” “And why is that?” He presses his lips together. He’s even closer now. Surprisingly earnest. “It would be a waste.”

184. “And I definitely wouldn’t want you to be George.” “And why is that?” He presses his lips together. He’s even closer now. Surprisingly earnest. “It would be a waste.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Eli was entranced. Her servant. Spellbound. He considered begging her to let him touch her. To let him go down on her in the hallway. He would go grocery shopping and make her dinner off a YouTube recipe of her choice. He’d wash her car, read her a book, sit here outside her door and just make sure she was safe and protected. They could hold hands all night. They could play Scrabble.”

185. “Eli was entranced. Her servant. Spellbound. He considered begging her to let him touch her. To let him go down on her in the hallway. He would go grocery shopping and make her dinner off a YouTube recipe of her choice. He’d wash her car, read her a book, sit here outside her door and just make sure she was safe and protected. They could hold hands all night. They could play Scrabble.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “A fair bit. We’re not Nolan Sawyer level, or anything – ” “Mallory Greenleaf level, you mean?”

186. “A fair bit. We’re not Nolan Sawyer level, or anything – ” “Mallory Greenleaf level, you mean?”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “I need a nap. I need a seven-year nap.”

187. “I need a nap. I need a seven-year nap.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “The battery was almost dead, probably because she had forgotten to turn off the recording after her talk.”

188. “The battery was almost dead, probably because she had forgotten to turn off the recording after her talk.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Oh my God, are you trying to get citizenship? Are they deporting you back to Canada because we’ve been sharing Malcolm’s Netflix password? Tell them we didn’t know it was a federal crime. No, wait, don’t tell them anything until we get you a lawyer. And, Ol, I will marry you. I’ll get you a green card and you won’t have to –.”

189. “Oh my God, are you trying to get citizenship? Are they deporting you back to Canada because we’ve been sharing Malcolm’s Netflix password? Tell them we didn’t know it was a federal crime. No, wait, don’t tell them anything until we get you a lawyer. And, Ol, I will marry you. I’ll get you a green card and you won’t have to –.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “He says it–you–like I am a remarkable and important thing. The most precious data point; his favorite town; the loveliest, starkest Martian landscape. Even though I pushed him away, over and over, he still came in a rocking boat in the middle of the coldest ocean on planet Earth, just to keep me warm.”

190. “He says it–you–like I am a remarkable and important thing. The most precious data point; his favorite town; the loveliest, starkest Martian landscape. Even though I pushed him away, over and over, he still came in a rocking boat in the middle of the coldest ocean on planet Earth, just to keep me warm.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “You know what your condition is? It’s called – ” “Not a condition, we’ve been over – ” “ – avoidant attachment. You’re pathologically independent and don’t let others come close out of fear that they’ll eventually leave you. You have erected a fence around you – the Bee-fence – and are terrified of anything resembling emotional –.”

191. “You know what your condition is? It’s called – ” “Not a condition, we’ve been over – ” “ – avoidant attachment. You’re pathologically independent and don’t let others come close out of fear that they’ll eventually leave you. You have erected a fence around you – the Bee-fence – and are terrified of anything resembling emotional –.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “But the end does happen. Unavoidably. All relationships between living beings end somewhere, somehow. That’s just the way it is. One party dies, or is called away by other biological needs. Emotions are transient by nature. They’re temporary states brought on by neurophysiological changes that aren’t meant to be long-lasting. The nervous system must revert back to homeostasis. All relationships associated with affective events are destined to end.”

192. “But the end does happen. Unavoidably. All relationships between living beings end somewhere, somehow. That’s just the way it is. One party dies, or is called away by other biological needs. Emotions are transient by nature. They’re temporary states brought on by neurophysiological changes that aren’t meant to be long-lasting. The nervous system must revert back to homeostasis. All relationships associated with affective events are destined to end.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “You kiss him and next thing you know he’s saving your ass and he’s buying you scones and calling you a smart-ass in a weirdly affectionate tone.”

193. “You kiss him and next thing you know he’s saving your ass and he’s buying you scones and calling you a smart-ass in a weirdly affectionate tone.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “The electron to my nucleus, constantly spinning around me in the most annoying of orbits. He’s.”

194. “The electron to my nucleus, constantly spinning around me in the most annoying of orbits. He’s.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “I’m wearing my modesty froth.”

195. “I’m wearing my modesty froth.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “The point is, sometimes dislike is a gut reaction. Like falling in love at first sight, you know? Just... the opposite.”

196. “The point is, sometimes dislike is a gut reaction. Like falling in love at first sight, you know? Just... the opposite.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “It looks good. As in, really good. You were probably one of the most handsome men I’d ever talked to last week, but now you look even better. Not that I care about these things. I don’t care at all. I rarely notice guys, and I’m not sure why I’m noticing you, or your hair, or your clothes, or how tall and broad you are. I really don’t get it. I never care. Usually. Ugh.”

197. “It looks good. As in, really good. You were probably one of the most handsome men I’d ever talked to last week, but now you look even better. Not that I care about these things. I don’t care at all. I rarely notice guys, and I’m not sure why I’m noticing you, or your hair, or your clothes, or how tall and broad you are. I really don’t get it. I never care. Usually. Ugh.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “She sighed. “You know, when I have no more friends and everyone hates me because of this fake-dating thing, I’ll be super lonely and you are going to have to hang out with me every day. I’ll annoy you all the time. Is it really worth being mean to every grad in the program?” “Absolutely.”

198. “She sighed. “You know, when I have no more friends and everyone hates me because of this fake-dating thing, I’ll be super lonely and you are going to have to hang out with me every day. I’ll annoy you all the time. Is it really worth being mean to every grad in the program?” “Absolutely.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “I call them the Quasimotoes.”

199. “I call them the Quasimotoes.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Listen” – she made to stand from the chair, panic rising in her throat – “I’m sorry, but if one of the reasons you offered to fake-date is that you thought that we would – ” “No.” The word half exploded out of him. He looked genuinely appalled. “I’m shocked that you’d even feel the need to bring it up.”

200. “Listen” – she made to stand from the chair, panic rising in her throat – “I’m sorry, but if one of the reasons you offered to fake-date is that you thought that we would – ” “No.” The word half exploded out of him. He looked genuinely appalled. “I’m shocked that you’d even feel the need to bring it up.”

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