Top 450 Ali Hazelwood Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “How refreshing, to talk with someone who’d watched a rom-com. Or ten.”

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2. “Funny how my physics career and my people-pleasing career started around the same time.”

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3. “I want to tell her that she’s luminous, she’s so bright in my mind, sometimes I can’t focus.”

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4. “It’s never too late to tell the truth.”

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5. “This might be inappropriate but... Olive. You are really... You are extraordinary.”

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6. “I wish you could see yourself the way I do.”

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7. “I must say, the line between excellent career choice and critical life screwup is getting a bit blury.”

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8. “Have the confidence of a mediocre white man.”

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9. “That’s the thing with science. We’re drilled to believe that false positives are bad, but false negatives are just as terrifying.” She swallowed. “Not being able to see something, even if it’s in front of your eyes. Purposefully making yourself blind, just because you’re afraid of seeing too much.”

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10. “To be fair, I don’t like people in general.”

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11. “Here’s the honesty: I’m in love with you. But that’s not news. Not to me, and not to you, I don’t think. Not if you’re honest with yourself – which you say you are, right?”

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12. “You put in expired contacts?” He sounded personally offended. “Just a little expired.” “What’s ‘a little’?” “I don’t know. A few years?” “What?” His consonants were sharp and precise. Crisp. Pleasant. “Only just a couple, I think.” “Just a couple of years?” “It’s okay. Expiration dates are for the weak.”

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13. “Somewhere in the universe antimatter is being produced, and it’s all because of this. Because of us.”

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14. “The distance between us is perfectly appropriate. It just feels like it isn’t, because Levi is so large. And warm. Because he’s Levi.”

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15. “If you say another word about the woman I love, He’d clearly never seen a rom-com or read a romance novel in his life.”

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16. “Vegan donuts are for vegans, you absolute walnut.”

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17. “Sweetheart,” he murmured. “What is the second thing?” She was still crying, but she’d never been happier. So she said it, probably in the worst accent he’d ever heard. “Ik hou van jou, Adam.”

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18. “How is this man I hate surrounded by everything I love? It’s the ultimate mindfuck.”

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19. “For looking at her like she was the beginning and end of his every thought.”

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20. “There’s probably German word for that. Cute, but exceptionally ugly.”

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21. “Pumpkin spice is not harmless. It’s a radioactive, overpowering sugar bomb that worms its way into every sort of product and is single-handedly responsible for the extinction of the Caribbean monk seal.”

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22. “A heart will break even more easily than the weakest of hydrogen bonds.”

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23. “You can fall in love: someone will catch you.”

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24. “We’re only humans. We’re full of ″whys″, drowning in ″whys.″ Every once in a while, we need a bit of ″because,″ and if it’s not readily available, we make it up.”

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25. “HYPOTHESIS: If I fall in love, things will invariably end poorly.”

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26. “HYPOTHESIS: Any rumor regarding my love life will spread with a speed that is directly proportional to my desire to keep said rumor a secret.”

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27. “The real villain is love: an unstable isotope, constantly undergoing spontaneous nuclear decay. And it will forever go unpunished.”

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28. “Travel, see new places, experience new things. It’s like yearning for change is hardwired in her brain.”

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29. “Don’t be. Life is pain and then you die.”

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30. “I’m starting to wonder if this is what being in love is. Being okay with ripping yourself to shreds, so the other person can stay whole.”

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31. “Not having a life came in handy, sometimes.”

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32. “Not being able to see something, even if it’s in front of your eyes. Purposefully making yourself blind, just because you’re afraid of seeing too much.” “Are you saying that statistics graduate education is inadequate?”

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33. “You don’t even have to admit to yourself that you love me, Bee. God knows I love you enough for the both of us – Levi Ward.”

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34. “He could fit her entire breast in his mouth. All of it.”

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35. “Carlsen. Is he blackmailing you? Did he find out that you’re an aberration and pee in the shower?” “First of all, it’s time efficient.” Olive glared. “Second, I find it oddly flattering that you’d think Carlsen would go to these ridiculous lengths to get me to date him.”

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36. “I love you, I think. And I suspect that you love me, too. And I cannot wait for us to admit it to each other. I cannot wait to see what happens next.”

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37. “Fine. But if you’re not feeling well, you tell me immediately and I’ll take you away.”

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38. “That for years she’d wondered whether she was asexual and she had realized only recently that she might be able to experience sexual attraction, but only with people she trusted deeply?”

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39. “I like no one, absolutely no one, but I liked you from the start.”

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40. “Only child of financially rich but emotionally poor parents. I could do whatever I wanted but had no one to do it with.”

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41. “You’ll always be my kalamata.”

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42. “He kisses like a man starved.”

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43. “You can be you with me. You can talk, say, do however you want. And I’ll never hurt you like they did.′ I make myself smile at him. It’s easy now. ‘I promise I don’t bite.’ He reaches over to take my hand, his skin warm and rough against mine. He smiles back just a little. ‘You could rip me to shreds, Bee.”

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44. “I think that somewhere along the way I forgot that I was something. I forgot myself.”

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45. “On a Likert scale ranging from one to ten, Jeremy’s timing will be negative fifty, with a standard error of the mean of zero point two.”

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46. “I am going to take care of this,” he told her. There was something determined, earnest in his eyes. Olive had never felt safer, or more loved. “And then I’ll come find you, and I’ll take care of you.”

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47. “Everyone, Ol. He’s a tall, broody, sullen hunk with a genius IQ. Everyone likes tall, broody, sullen hunks with genius IQs.”

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48. “Porque empiezo a preguntarme si estar enamorada es esto: que no te importe hacerte pedazos para que la otra persona pueda permanecer entera.”

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49. “You were always in my head. And I could never get you out.”

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50. “Easy peasy, photons squeezy.”

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