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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “When you were three, I had to drive you to the ER because you stuck a purple crayon up your butthole. That should be your biggest regret.”

351. “When you were three, I had to drive you to the ER because you stuck a purple crayon up your butthole. That should be your biggest regret.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “He’d wash her car, read her a book, sit here outside her door and just make sure she was safe and protected.”

352. “He’d wash her car, read her a book, sit here outside her door and just make sure she was safe and protected.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Mal, our histories are not made of ifs and buts.”

353. “Mal, our histories are not made of ifs and buts.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “What will I do with all this knowledge I have of his likes and dislikes? This knowledge of him? Where will it go once he’s not in my life anymore?”

354. “What will I do with all this knowledge I have of his likes and dislikes? This knowledge of him? Where will it go once he’s not in my life anymore?”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Or makes you resent your pathological inability to set boundaries, one or the two.”

355. “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Or makes you resent your pathological inability to set boundaries, one or the two.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “It’s been years, and I’ve met a lot of people in the meantime, and not a single one has measured up. There hasn’t been a single person I’ve liked as much as I like you.”

356. “It’s been years, and I’ve met a lot of people in the meantime, and not a single one has measured up. There hasn’t been a single person I’ve liked as much as I like you.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “I’m just not in the mood for this. And by this, I mean the way Lukas looks at me, like he can see the little crumpled-up piece of paper tucked in a corner of my head, the one where I wrote down my secrets. Like he could easily flatten it and read every last word.”

357. “I’m just not in the mood for this. And by this, I mean the way Lukas looks at me, like he can see the little crumpled-up piece of paper tucked in a corner of my head, the one where I wrote down my secrets. Like he could easily flatten it and read every last word.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “If you eavesdrop, you shouldn’t half-ass it.”

358. “If you eavesdrop, you shouldn’t half-ass it.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Dr. Carlsen, this is not something you should joke – ” “You really need to start calling me Adam. Since we’ve reportedly been dating for a while.”

359. “Dr. Carlsen, this is not something you should joke – ” “You really need to start calling me Adam. Since we’ve reportedly been dating for a while.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Voices are like faces, after all: one never forgets them, not if they belong to people who are important. Your parents. Siblings. Best friends, partners, crushes.”

360. “Voices are like faces, after all: one never forgets them, not if they belong to people who are important. Your parents. Siblings. Best friends, partners, crushes.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “The oldies radio station plays pop songs that I remember from the early 2000s, and I stare at the yellow glow of the streetlights, wondering if I, too, am an oldie.”

361. “The oldies radio station plays pop songs that I remember from the early 2000s, and I stare at the yellow glow of the streetlights, wondering if I, too, am an oldie.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “You could be my entire world. If you let me.”

362. “You could be my entire world. If you let me.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “If you decide to go for it, I think it should be me.”

363. “If you decide to go for it, I think it should be me.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Because sometimes I can’t breathe when you’re around.”

364. “Because sometimes I can’t breathe when you’re around.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “What a time to be undead.”

365. “What a time to be undead.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Thanks.” I toss my hair back. “It’s the childhood trauma.”

366. “Thanks.” I toss my hair back. “It’s the childhood trauma.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “The guy whose name she never really got.”

367. “The guy whose name she never really got.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “His renamed contact reads LUKAS SCARLETT.”

368. “His renamed contact reads LUKAS SCARLETT.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Um, would you like to come over for Christmas dinner?” I ask, already knowing the answer. “No.” “Got it.” He eyes me expectantly. “What?” “I’m waiting for the violent abduction I was promised?” “Oh. Right.” I glance at his height. The way his compression shirt skims his large biceps. The muscular thighs under his jeans. “Let’s say that I tried – but you bravely overpowered me.”

369. “Um, would you like to come over for Christmas dinner?” I ask, already knowing the answer. “No.” “Got it.” He eyes me expectantly. “What?” “I’m waiting for the violent abduction I was promised?” “Oh. Right.” I glance at his height. The way his compression shirt skims his large biceps. The muscular thighs under his jeans. “Let’s say that I tried – but you bravely overpowered me.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Talking on the phone is the hardest, most stressful thing in the world, and I can’t do it with the nice lady who schedules my dental cleanings, let alone with Adam Carlsen.”

370. “Talking on the phone is the hardest, most stressful thing in the world, and I can’t do it with the nice lady who schedules my dental cleanings, let alone with Adam Carlsen.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “I’ve become like my parents,” he mused. “Exclusively committed to my job.”

371. “I’ve become like my parents,” he mused. “Exclusively committed to my job.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “You see this scrawny, stunted, unmuscled body? It’s built to live in parasitic symbiosis with a couch. It resists training with the force of many million ohms.”

372. “You see this scrawny, stunted, unmuscled body? It’s built to live in parasitic symbiosis with a couch. It resists training with the force of many million ohms.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “But I did grow up in a hostile uncommunicative environment. I was an uncommunicative person before I realized that I couldn’t spend the rest of my life like that.”

373. “But I did grow up in a hostile uncommunicative environment. I was an uncommunicative person before I realized that I couldn’t spend the rest of my life like that.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “He turned away, chest heaving. “I’m sorry.” His Adam’s apple moved. “I forget to look at other things, when you’re around.” “I’m sure I do the same.” I feel it, too.”

374. “He turned away, chest heaving. “I’m sorry.” His Adam’s apple moved. “I forget to look at other things, when you’re around.” “I’m sure I do the same.” I feel it, too.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “She has always been her own personal endgame. Played shady games, won shady prizes.”

375. “She has always been her own personal endgame. Played shady games, won shady prizes.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “And then she felt her blood pulsate in her eyelids, which couldn’t be healthy, but – Yes. Yes! She had a taker. Almost. Probably? Maybe. Definitely maybe. Tom Benton had said “good.” He had said that it sounded “good.” It had to be a “good” sign, right?”

376. “And then she felt her blood pulsate in her eyelids, which couldn’t be healthy, but – Yes. Yes! She had a taker. Almost. Probably? Maybe. Definitely maybe. Tom Benton had said “good.” He had said that it sounded “good.” It had to be a “good” sign, right?”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Since I’ve met you exactly five times so far, and during two of those you suffered from some diabetes-related complication that required my help.” “Eight more and I get a free sub?” He snorts a laugh. “With this level of self-sabotaging, you don’t need outside help.”

377. “Since I’ve met you exactly five times so far, and during two of those you suffered from some diabetes-related complication that required my help.” “Eight more and I get a free sub?” He snorts a laugh. “With this level of self-sabotaging, you don’t need outside help.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Highly susceptible to inspirational messaging. Must NOT join cult.”

378. “Highly susceptible to inspirational messaging. Must NOT join cult.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “I’m sorry.” His Adam’s apple moved. “I forget to look at other things, when you’re around.”

379. “I’m sorry.” His Adam’s apple moved. “I forget to look at other things, when you’re around.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “No! Luk, she is it. She’s the sandwich.” He sighs. I don’t follow – then I do. Sandwich. Sub.”

380. “No! Luk, she is it. She’s the sandwich.” He sighs. I don’t follow – then I do. Sandwich. Sub.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “It had been one year. Exactly one year. And by now his body was so familiar to her, she knew the breadth of his shoulders, the scratch of his stubble, the scent of his skin, all by heart; she could feel the smile in his eyes.”

381. “It had been one year. Exactly one year. And by now his body was so familiar to her, she knew the breadth of his shoulders, the scratch of his stubble, the scent of his skin, all by heart; she could feel the smile in his eyes.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “I kind of liked it. In fact, I think I had an orgasm when it happened.” “I bet.” His eyes darken around.”

382. “I kind of liked it. In fact, I think I had an orgasm when it happened.” “I bet.” His eyes darken around.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Yes, Lowe. Spank me and take away my TV privileges.”

383. “Yes, Lowe. Spank me and take away my TV privileges.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “I want to text him. I want to call him. I want to take the elevator and go downstairs to smell him. But I’m not going to. I’m not that weird. Overtly, at least.”

384. “I want to text him. I want to call him. I want to take the elevator and go downstairs to smell him. But I’m not going to. I’m not that weird. Overtly, at least.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “He opened his mouth, and then closed it. And then opened it again. You kissed that mouth, Olive. And it was a good kiss.”

385. “He opened his mouth, and then closed it. And then opened it again. You kissed that mouth, Olive. And it was a good kiss.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Olive was twenty-three and alone in the world. She didn’t want weekends, or a decent salary. She wanted to go back in time. She wanted to be less lonely. But since that was impossible, she’d settle for fixing what she could.”

386. “Olive was twenty-three and alone in the world. She didn’t want weekends, or a decent salary. She wanted to go back in time. She wanted to be less lonely. But since that was impossible, she’d settle for fixing what she could.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “We were terrified, and probably somewhere deep down we were convinced that we’d signed up for it and we deserved it. That we were failures who would never amount to anything.”

387. “We were terrified, and probably somewhere deep down we were convinced that we’d signed up for it and we deserved it. That we were failures who would never amount to anything.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Adam rolled his eyes, clearly amused. “Olive, this is my friend and collaborator. Dr. Tom Benton.”

388. “Adam rolled his eyes, clearly amused. “Olive, this is my friend and collaborator. Dr. Tom Benton.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “I broke up with him. Told him he wasn’t pink enough.” She shrugs.”

389. “I broke up with him. Told him he wasn’t pink enough.” She shrugs.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Pretty, yeah, sure, but in a medium, nondescript way. And yet, my medium mediumness is the perfect blank slate to fill. An empty canvas to paint on. A bolt of fabric that can be custom tailored on – well. I’m sure everyone’s tracking the metaphor.”

390. “Pretty, yeah, sure, but in a medium, nondescript way. And yet, my medium mediumness is the perfect blank slate to fill. An empty canvas to paint on. A bolt of fabric that can be custom tailored on – well. I’m sure everyone’s tracking the metaphor.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “His calm acceptance of her anxiety had the exact opposite effect of Dr. Aslan’s enthusiasm: it relaxed her.”

391. “His calm acceptance of her anxiety had the exact opposite effect of Dr. Aslan’s enthusiasm: it relaxed her.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Sometimes I’m afraid that this is the best thing I’ll ever have. For the rest of my life.”

392. “Sometimes I’m afraid that this is the best thing I’ll ever have. For the rest of my life.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “I’ve been to tons of these back at Northeastern, and all they manage to show is that we academics are awkward, resentful nerds unable to interact with our colleagues without litres of ethanolic lubricant.”

393. “I’ve been to tons of these back at Northeastern, and all they manage to show is that we academics are awkward, resentful nerds unable to interact with our colleagues without litres of ethanolic lubricant.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “I’d rather drink a can of Axe body spray while feral raccoons feast on my exposed bone marrow than sit across from this twat.”

394. “I’d rather drink a can of Axe body spray while feral raccoons feast on my exposed bone marrow than sit across from this twat.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “There’s nothing bad about taking more than five years to graduate,” he offered in a conciliatory tone.”

395. “There’s nothing bad about taking more than five years to graduate,” he offered in a conciliatory tone.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Mara on either side of me in my queen-size bed, and my heart is so full, I’m afraid it’ll overflow. Apparently this is what I am now, a unicorn rainbow marshmallow kitten creature. Bah.”

396. “Mara on either side of me in my queen-size bed, and my heart is so full, I’m afraid it’ll overflow. Apparently this is what I am now, a unicorn rainbow marshmallow kitten creature. Bah.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “My job is to run from you. As you can probably imagine, this puts us at odds, even more so because you’re not the type to half-ass anything. In fact, you want to kill me so bad, you just stopped someone else so that you’d be the one to do the honors. Frankly, I admire your commitment.”

397. “My job is to run from you. As you can probably imagine, this puts us at odds, even more so because you’re not the type to half-ass anything. In fact, you want to kill me so bad, you just stopped someone else so that you’d be the one to do the honors. Frankly, I admire your commitment.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “It was frightening. Frightening, how goof this felt. How easy it would be to never stop. To let time stretch and unbend, forget about everything else, and simply stay in this moment forever.”

398. “It was frightening. Frightening, how goof this felt. How easy it would be to never stop. To let time stretch and unbend, forget about everything else, and simply stay in this moment forever.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “There’s something disarmingly, devastatingly self-confident about Jack. About the way he laid out all these facts without hesitating, as though owning his feelings is first and second nature. I study the glint of the lamp hitting his golden hair and wonder why this man would even bother thinking of me. He’s figured out my entire game. I came to him empty-handed.”

399. “There’s something disarmingly, devastatingly self-confident about Jack. About the way he laid out all these facts without hesitating, as though owning his feelings is first and second nature. I study the glint of the lamp hitting his golden hair and wonder why this man would even bother thinking of me. He’s figured out my entire game. I came to him empty-handed.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “I think – I dream of crazy things. I want you to marry me tomorrow so you can go on my health insurance. I want to lock you in my room for a couple of weeks. I want to buy groceries based on what you like.”

400. “I think – I dream of crazy things. I want you to marry me tomorrow so you can go on my health insurance. I want to lock you in my room for a couple of weeks. I want to buy groceries based on what you like.”

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