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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “I’m sorry about the socks, by the way.” She winced. “I know it’s a controversial topic.”

251. “I’m sorry about the socks, by the way.” She winced. “I know it’s a controversial topic.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Because you have been secretly pining for years?” He meets my eyes squarely. “I don’t know that there was anything secret about that.”

252. “Because you have been secretly pining for years?” He meets my eyes squarely. “I don’t know that there was anything secret about that.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “And I’ve been scared, scared like never before, that I’d hurt you.” He lifts his hand. Curves it around my cheek. “That I’d left you in some – any kind of pain. That I couldn’t make amends. Which, let me tell you, is no fun when you know in your lizard brain that you’re about five minutes from falling in love with someone.” He closes his eyes. “Maybe past. Can’t really tell.”

253. “And I’ve been scared, scared like never before, that I’d hurt you.” He lifts his hand. Curves it around my cheek. “That I’d left you in some – any kind of pain. That I couldn’t make amends. Which, let me tell you, is no fun when you know in your lizard brain that you’re about five minutes from falling in love with someone.” He closes his eyes. “Maybe past. Can’t really tell.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “I need you to understand that this is not a book you’re writing. We’re not- not two characters you can keep apart because it makes for a literary ending. These are our lives, Bee.”

254. “I need you to understand that this is not a book you’re writing. We’re not- not two characters you can keep apart because it makes for a literary ending. These are our lives, Bee.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Science, I tell myself in my inner Jeff Goldblum voice, finds a way.”

255. “Science, I tell myself in my inner Jeff Goldblum voice, finds a way.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “It seemed like a lose-lose, and then lose again, and then lose some more, type of situation. It seemed insane.”

256. “It seemed like a lose-lose, and then lose again, and then lose some more, type of situation. It seemed insane.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “For the life of me, I can’t remember a better activity than staying at home in my pj’s and hanging out with my roommate.”

257. “For the life of me, I can’t remember a better activity than staying at home in my pj’s and hanging out with my roommate.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “She was going to have to bring her laptop to the toilet and write while she peed. “No problem at all,” she added, leaning even harder into her lie.”

258. “She was going to have to bring her laptop to the toilet and write while she peed. “No problem at all,” she added, leaning even harder into her lie.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Sweet summer STEMlord. I promise you’re not as edgy as you think.”

259. “Sweet summer STEMlord. I promise you’re not as edgy as you think.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “I want to buy her flowers, food, books.”

260. “I want to buy her flowers, food, books.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Everyone likes tall, broody, sullen hunks with genius IQs.”

261. “Everyone likes tall, broody, sullen hunks with genius IQs.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “He said it – “with you”- like Olive was something special, uniquely precious to him. His most beloved treasure. It made her want to shiver, and laugh, and weep at the same time. It made her happy and confused.”

262. “He said it – “with you”- like Olive was something special, uniquely precious to him. His most beloved treasure. It made her want to shiver, and laugh, and weep at the same time. It made her happy and confused.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “My favourite colour must be green, after all.”

263. “My favourite colour must be green, after all.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Olive was reminded of that guy from the bathroom, from years ago. I have no idea if you’re good enough, he’d told her. What matters is whether your reason to be in academia is good enough. He’d said that Olive’s reason was the best one, and therefore, she could do this. She needed to do this.”

264. “Olive was reminded of that guy from the bathroom, from years ago. I have no idea if you’re good enough, he’d told her. What matters is whether your reason to be in academia is good enough. He’d said that Olive’s reason was the best one, and therefore, she could do this. She needed to do this.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “More material for my Title IX complaint.”

265. “More material for my Title IX complaint.”

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266. “A coupon for a mud bath? Lovely. It’ll feel like practice for when I’m lowered in my grave and you all fight over my money.” It’s on brand:.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “I need to be certain that you don’t feel like you have to be some... fantasy lay whose only focus is my pleasure. That you’re in a place where you’re able to acknowledge and articulate your needs.”

267. “I need to be certain that you don’t feel like you have to be some... fantasy lay whose only focus is my pleasure. That you’re in a place where you’re able to acknowledge and articulate your needs.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Children’s librarian seemed like a great fake profession. It’s been fun scouring online forums in search of charming anecdotes. “Today I found three Goldfish crackers in our best copy of Matilda,” I say with a smile. Or at least, Reddit user iluvbigbooks did.”

268. “Children’s librarian seemed like a great fake profession. It’s been fun scouring online forums in search of charming anecdotes. “Today I found three Goldfish crackers in our best copy of Matilda,” I say with a smile. Or at least, Reddit user iluvbigbooks did.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Likely. Actually, scratch that, you probably don’t like ice cream anyway, because you don’t enjoy anything that’s good in life.” She kept on walking, pensively chewing on her lower lip. “Maybe the cafeteria has some raw broccoli?” “I don’t deserve this verbal abuse on top of the flu shot.” She beamed. “You’re such a trooper. Even though the big bad needle is out to get you.”

269. “Likely. Actually, scratch that, you probably don’t like ice cream anyway, because you don’t enjoy anything that’s good in life.” She kept on walking, pensively chewing on her lower lip. “Maybe the cafeteria has some raw broccoli?” “I don’t deserve this verbal abuse on top of the flu shot.” She beamed. “You’re such a trooper. Even though the big bad needle is out to get you.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.’ ” Holden popped a bit of fortune cookie in his mouth, blinking at the message inside. “Is that shade?” He looked around, indignant. “Did this fortune cookie just throw shade at me?”

270. “He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.’ ” Holden popped a bit of fortune cookie in his mouth, blinking at the message inside. “Is that shade?” He looked around, indignant. “Did this fortune cookie just throw shade at me?”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Loneliness is not abstract and intangible – metaphors about desert islands and mismatched shoes, Edward Hopper’s characters staring at windows, Fiona Apple’s entire discography. Loneliness is here. It molds our souls, but also our bodies.”

271. “Loneliness is not abstract and intangible – metaphors about desert islands and mismatched shoes, Edward Hopper’s characters staring at windows, Fiona Apple’s entire discography. Loneliness is here. It molds our souls, but also our bodies.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Please don’t build an atomic bomb.” “Don’t tell me what to do.” He sighs. “I’ll make room for the plutonium in the cheese drawer.”

272. “Please don’t build an atomic bomb.” “Don’t tell me what to do.” He sighs. “I’ll make room for the plutonium in the cheese drawer.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Fun fact about me: I am a fairly mellow person, but I happen to have a very violent fantasy life.”

273. “Fun fact about me: I am a fairly mellow person, but I happen to have a very violent fantasy life.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “You okay?” I ask, cautious. “Yeah.” A deep inhale. “Yeah. I just wanted to listen to you exist.”

274. “You okay?” I ask, cautious. “Yeah.” A deep inhale. “Yeah. I just wanted to listen to you exist.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Expiration dates are for the weak.”

275. “Expiration dates are for the weak.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “But before I can say anything, he cups my cheek and leans down to kiss me once more. This time it’s sweet, slow, savoring. Patient. This time it’s lingering and gentle – everything our other kiss wasn’t. I want to try them all. All the kisses Levi Ward is capable of, I want to sample them like fine wine.”

276. “But before I can say anything, he cups my cheek and leans down to kiss me once more. This time it’s sweet, slow, savoring. Patient. This time it’s lingering and gentle – everything our other kiss wasn’t. I want to try them all. All the kisses Levi Ward is capable of, I want to sample them like fine wine.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Not to kill anyone’s buzz, but I’m starting to suspect that life might not always turn out the way you want.”

277. “Not to kill anyone’s buzz, but I’m starting to suspect that life might not always turn out the way you want.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “A bit theatrical, not really my thing, but I wasn’t going to complain, not when it meant someone wanted to stand by me for good. So I looked him in the eyes, choked back the tears, and said yes.”

278. “A bit theatrical, not really my thing, but I wasn’t going to complain, not when it meant someone wanted to stand by me for good. So I looked him in the eyes, choked back the tears, and said yes.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “It’s not a date. But if it were – which it isn’t – it would be the best date of my life. Of course, because it’s not a date, the point is moot. But. If it were. Though it’s not.”

279. “It’s not a date. But if it were – which it isn’t – it would be the best date of my life. Of course, because it’s not a date, the point is moot. But. If it were. Though it’s not.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Had she hallucinated it? Had Adam really just pushed a giant truck all by himself? Was he an alien from planet Krypton who moonlighted as a superhero?”

280. “Had she hallucinated it? Had Adam really just pushed a giant truck all by himself? Was he an alien from planet Krypton who moonlighted as a superhero?”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Ungrateful creatures. I love them.”

281. “Ungrateful creatures. I love them.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “This is the equivalent to someone buying their own ‘World’s Best Boss’ mug. Congratulations, you’re officially NASA’s Micheal Scott.”

282. “This is the equivalent to someone buying their own ‘World’s Best Boss’ mug. Congratulations, you’re officially NASA’s Micheal Scott.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Your therapist sounds great.” “He was.” “But i still want to commit patricide.”

283. “Your therapist sounds great.” “He was.” “But i still want to commit patricide.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “I’ll just say you had a family emergency.” Holden winked. “Perhaps future-family emergency, how does that sound?”

284. “I’ll just say you had a family emergency.” Holden winked. “Perhaps future-family emergency, how does that sound?”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Have you considered getting a real girlfriend?” His eyebrow lifted. “Have you considered getting a real date?”

285. “Have you considered getting a real girlfriend?” His eyebrow lifted. “Have you considered getting a real date?”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “When the weight in her belly began to feel too heavy, her knees gave out on her and her back slid down until she sat on the floor. Olive stayed like that for a long time, trying to pretend that this wasn’t her life.”

286. “When the weight in her belly began to feel too heavy, her knees gave out on her and her back slid down until she sat on the floor. Olive stayed like that for a long time, trying to pretend that this wasn’t her life.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “She’s so mean. I love her.”

287. “She’s so mean. I love her.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “You’re so big.” He groaned into her neck. His entire body was vibrating with tension. “You can take it.”

288. “You’re so big.” He groaned into her neck. His entire body was vibrating with tension. “You can take it.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “That’s the thing with science. We’re drilled to believe that false positives are bad, but false negatives are just as terrifying.”

289. “That’s the thing with science. We’re drilled to believe that false positives are bad, but false negatives are just as terrifying.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “I can be brave. I can be anything for noodles.”

290. “I can be brave. I can be anything for noodles.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Ol, I’ve seen the way he looks at you. He’s head over feet. There is no way he’ll want to move to Boston if you’re not going – and I’m sure as hell not letting you go work for this dipshit...”

291. “Ol, I’ve seen the way he looks at you. He’s head over feet. There is no way he’ll want to move to Boston if you’re not going – and I’m sure as hell not letting you go work for this dipshit...”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “In the grim, dark hellscape of academia, graduate students were the lowliest of creatures and therefore had to convince themselves that they were the best.”

292. “In the grim, dark hellscape of academia, graduate students were the lowliest of creatures and therefore had to convince themselves that they were the best.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Qualquer boato sobre a minha vida amorosa vai se espalhar numa velocidade diretamente proporcional ao meu desejo de manter o referido boato em segredo.”

293. “Qualquer boato sobre a minha vida amorosa vai se espalhar numa velocidade diretamente proporcional ao meu desejo de manter o referido boato em segredo.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “It would be lots of work in little time, but who needed sleep? Or bathroom breaks?”

294. “It would be lots of work in little time, but who needed sleep? Or bathroom breaks?”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Can I ask you a question?”

295. “Can I ask you a question?”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “That way if something goes wrong, if someone rejects you, then it’s not about you, is it? When you’re yourself, that’s when you’re exposed. Vulnerable.”

296. “That way if something goes wrong, if someone rejects you, then it’s not about you, is it? When you’re yourself, that’s when you’re exposed. Vulnerable.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “It has to be love. It’s expansive and all-consuming and full and joyous. Hungry. Thick. At once heavy and light. Everywhere and golden. It’s him and me and the myriad of little strings that tangle us together.”

297. “It has to be love. It’s expansive and all-consuming and full and joyous. Hungry. Thick. At once heavy and light. Everywhere and golden. It’s him and me and the myriad of little strings that tangle us together.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “Then he hugs me back. He lifts me up like he’s too happy for me to even consider stopping himself, like this phone call I just had that changed my life changed his, too, like he’s been wanting this as much and as intensely as I have. And when he spins me around the room, one single, perfect whirl of pure happiness, that’s when I realize it. How incredibly, utterly gone for this man I am.”

298. “Then he hugs me back. He lifts me up like he’s too happy for me to even consider stopping himself, like this phone call I just had that changed my life changed his, too, like he’s been wanting this as much and as intensely as I have. And when he spins me around the room, one single, perfect whirl of pure happiness, that’s when I realize it. How incredibly, utterly gone for this man I am.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “I doubt a language exists in which the thing you just ordered could be referred to as ’coffee.”

299. “I doubt a language exists in which the thing you just ordered could be referred to as ’coffee.”

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Ali Hazelwood Quote: “She’s wearing a purple jumpsuit and heart-shaped sunglasses,, and her hair is pulled over her shoulder into a fishtail braid that reaches her ribcage. Her purse is shaped like a watermelon, and her necklace is a pink flower with the letter K in its middle. I want to be her.”

300. “She’s wearing a purple jumpsuit and heart-shaped sunglasses,, and her hair is pulled over her shoulder into a fishtail braid that reaches her ribcage. Her purse is shaped like a watermelon, and her necklace is a pink flower with the letter K in its middle. I want to be her.”

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