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Andy Weir Quote: “I have to face facts. I’m done prepping the rover. I don’t “feel” like I’m done.”

451. “I have to face facts. I’m done prepping the rover. I don’t “feel” like I’m done.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “You’re a smart-ass, Tim,” Venkat said. “Noted.”

452. “You’re a smart-ass, Tim,” Venkat said. “Noted.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “It just didn’t occur to me. But it should have. If your lungs grabbed up all the oxygen, mouth-to-mouth resuscitation wouldn’t work. I’m such a dumb-ass for not thinking of it! And my dumb-assery almost got me killed!”

453. “It just didn’t occur to me. But it should have. If your lungs grabbed up all the oxygen, mouth-to-mouth resuscitation wouldn’t work. I’m such a dumb-ass for not thinking of it! And my dumb-assery almost got me killed!”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “I’m so close to Schiaparelli I can taste it. I guess it would taste like sand, mostly, but that’s not the point.”

454. “I’m so close to Schiaparelli I can taste it. I guess it would taste like sand, mostly, but that’s not the point.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “The oldest words in a language are usually the shortest.”

455. “The oldest words in a language are usually the shortest.”

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Andy Weir Quote: “I learned about Sanford and Son from Lewis’s collection. Seriously, that woman needs to see someone about her seventies problem.”

456. “I learned about Sanford and Son from Lewis’s collection. Seriously, that woman needs to see someone about her seventies problem.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “If this were a movie, everyone would have been in the airlock, and there would have been high fives all around. But it didn’t pan out that way.”

457. “If this were a movie, everyone would have been in the airlock, and there would have been high fives all around. But it didn’t pan out that way.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Very few people get a chance to quantify how much their father loves them. But I did. The job should have taken forty-five minutes, but Dad spent three and a half hours on it. My father loves me 366 percent more than he loves anything else. Good to know.”

458. “Very few people get a chance to quantify how much their father loves them. But I did. The job should have taken forty-five minutes, but Dad spent three and a half hours on it. My father loves me 366 percent more than he loves anything else. Good to know.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Try updating a Linux server sometime,” Jack said.”

459. “Try updating a Linux server sometime,” Jack said.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Thing is,” Chuck continued, “without the dish, a signal would have to be really strong – ” “Like, melting-the-pigeons strong,” Morris supplied. “ – for him to get it,” Chuck finished.”

460. “Thing is,” Chuck continued, “without the dish, a signal would have to be really strong – ” “Like, melting-the-pigeons strong,” Morris supplied. “ – for him to get it,” Chuck finished.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “My cart is a pain in the ass to control, but it’s good at carrying heavy things. So I decided it was male. I named him Trigger.”

461. “My cart is a pain in the ass to control, but it’s good at carrying heavy things. So I decided it was male. I named him Trigger.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “That’s really the limiting factor to life support. Not the amount of oxygen you bring with you, but the amount of CO2 you can remove.”

462. “That’s really the limiting factor to life support. Not the amount of oxygen you bring with you, but the amount of CO2 you can remove.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “It’ll keep you from puking all over our nice, clean cockpit.”

463. “It’ll keep you from puking all over our nice, clean cockpit.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Call me crazy, but I didn’t want the drill explosively launched at my face.”

464. “Call me crazy, but I didn’t want the drill explosively launched at my face.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Well,” he said. “It was funded by New Zealand. But the idea was to provide power for Africa.” “Why would New Zealand pay a bunch of money to help Africa?” I asked. “Because we’re nice,” Redell said. “Wow,” I said. “I know New Zealand is pretty cool but – ” “And it was going to be a New Zealand–owned company that charged for the power,” Redell said. “There it is.”

465. “Well,” he said. “It was funded by New Zealand. But the idea was to provide power for Africa.” “Why would New Zealand pay a bunch of money to help Africa?” I asked. “Because we’re nice,” Redell said. “Wow,” I said. “I know New Zealand is pretty cool but – ” “And it was going to be a New Zealand–owned company that charged for the power,” Redell said. “There it is.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Only an idiot would keep that thing near the Hab. So anyway, I brought it back to the Hab.”

466. “Only an idiot would keep that thing near the Hab. So anyway, I brought it back to the Hab.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “So far, I think it’s been working. But who knows? I can see it now: me holding a map, scratching my head, trying to figure out how I ended up on Venus.”

467. “So far, I think it’s been working. But who knows? I can see it now: me holding a map, scratching my head, trying to figure out how I ended up on Venus.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Ready for depress?” Dale asked via the radio. “Pretty depressed, yeah,” I said. “Don’t joke around. Not with airlock procedures.” “Sheesh, you really suck the air out of the room, you know that?” “Jazz!”

468. “Ready for depress?” Dale asked via the radio. “Pretty depressed, yeah,” I said. “Don’t joke around. Not with airlock procedures.” “Sheesh, you really suck the air out of the room, you know that?” “Jazz!”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “It wouldn’t be so bad if the MAV blew up. I wouldn’t know what hit me, but if I miss the intercept, I’ll just float around in space until I run out of air. I have a contingency plan for that. I’ll drop the oxygen mixture to zero and breathe pure nitrogen until I suffocate. It wouldn’t feel bad. The lungs don’t have the ability to sense lack of oxygen. I’d just get tired, fall asleep, then die.”

469. “It wouldn’t be so bad if the MAV blew up. I wouldn’t know what hit me, but if I miss the intercept, I’ll just float around in space until I run out of air. I have a contingency plan for that. I’ll drop the oxygen mixture to zero and breathe pure nitrogen until I suffocate. It wouldn’t feel bad. The lungs don’t have the ability to sense lack of oxygen. I’d just get tired, fall asleep, then die.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “She knew right then no one’s mind would change. They were going back to Mars.”

470. “She knew right then no one’s mind would change. They were going back to Mars.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “The next major storm would cause the Great Martian Potato Migration.”

471. “The next major storm would cause the Great Martian Potato Migration.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Why not? It should be pretty damned obvious why not! They didn’t want to put astronauts next to a glowing hot ball of radioactive death!”

472. “Why not? It should be pretty damned obvious why not! They didn’t want to put astronauts next to a glowing hot ball of radioactive death!”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “They didn’t want to put astronauts next to a glowing hot ball of radioactive death!”

473. “They didn’t want to put astronauts next to a glowing hot ball of radioactive death!”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “I don’t have time for this. I have an alien thingy to catch.”

474. “I don’t have time for this. I have an alien thingy to catch.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “It’s important to vary your profanities. If you use the same one too often it loses strength.”

475. “It’s important to vary your profanities. If you use the same one too often it loses strength.”

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Andy Weir Quote: “After I board Ares 4, before talking to NASA, I will take control of a craft in international waters without permission. That makes me a pirate! A space pirate!”

476. “After I board Ares 4, before talking to NASA, I will take control of a craft in international waters without permission. That makes me a pirate! A space pirate!”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Then again, my students all have eyes and they were still amazed when I told them “x-rays,” “microwaves,” “Wi-Fi,” and “purple” were all just wavelengths of light.”

477. “Then again, my students all have eyes and they were still amazed when I told them “x-rays,” “microwaves,” “Wi-Fi,” and “purple” were all just wavelengths of light.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “There’s nothing better than knowing you’re going to outwit the reader.”

478. “There’s nothing better than knowing you’re going to outwit the reader.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “There are probably a thousand things that led to them being sapient and stuff.”

479. “There are probably a thousand things that led to them being sapient and stuff.”

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Andy Weir Quote: “It just has to last long enough for me to get to safety. And where will that “safety” be? Not a damn clue.”

480. “It just has to last long enough for me to get to safety. And where will that “safety” be? Not a damn clue.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Point is, the process worked!”

481. “Point is, the process worked!”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Three comm systems, actually. I guess they aren’t taking any chances, what with my habit of being nearby when radios break.”

482. “Three comm systems, actually. I guess they aren’t taking any chances, what with my habit of being nearby when radios break.”

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Andy Weir Quote: “I tested the brackets by hitting them with rocks. This kind of sophistication is what we interplanetary scientists are known for.”

483. “I tested the brackets by hitting them with rocks. This kind of sophistication is what we interplanetary scientists are known for.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “With both of the trailer’s airlock doors open I was able to get the first battery in. After playing real-life Tetris for a while I found a way to get the first battery out of the way enough to let the second battery in.”

484. “With both of the trailer’s airlock doors open I was able to get the first battery in. After playing real-life Tetris for a while I found a way to get the first battery out of the way enough to let the second battery in.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “The area around the MAV looks like the set of Sanford and Son. I learned about Sanford and Son from Lewis’s collection. Seriously, that woman needs to see someone about her seventies problem.”

485. “The area around the MAV looks like the set of Sanford and Son. I learned about Sanford and Son from Lewis’s collection. Seriously, that woman needs to see someone about her seventies problem.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “It’s a good thing those numbers were right. If they hadn’t been, there would have been some serious scrambling when the orbital insertion went wrong. Maybe even some dying.”

486. “It’s a good thing those numbers were right. If they hadn’t been, there would have been some serious scrambling when the orbital insertion went wrong. Maybe even some dying.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “But I want a pic of his face ASAP.” “Can’t do that.” “Why not?” “Because if he takes off his helmet, he’ll die.”

487. “But I want a pic of his face ASAP.” “Can’t do that.” “Why not?” “Because if he takes off his helmet, he’ll die.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Running to the spacecraft, he hugged Landing Strut B.”

488. “Running to the spacecraft, he hugged Landing Strut B.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Martinez was first out of his bunk. An air force man, he could match Lewis’s navy schedule with ease.”

489. “Martinez was first out of his bunk. An air force man, he could match Lewis’s navy schedule with ease.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Life is amazingly tenacious. They don’t want to die any more than I do.”

490. “Life is amazingly tenacious. They don’t want to die any more than I do.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “There is no “stationary” in a solar system. You’re always moving around something.”

491. “There is no “stationary” in a solar system. You’re always moving around something.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “So what do we do, then? He’s not going to decompose. He’ll be there forever.” “Not forever,” Teddy said. “Within a year, he’ll be covered in sand from normal weather activity.”

492. “So what do we do, then? He’s not going to decompose. He’ll be there forever.” “Not forever,” Teddy said. “Within a year, he’ll be covered in sand from normal weather activity.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Got to get that sweet, sweet energy if you’re going to be a life-form.”

493. “Got to get that sweet, sweet energy if you’re going to be a life-form.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “There’s no more powerful tool for safety than communication.”

494. “There’s no more powerful tool for safety than communication.”

— Andy Weir

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495. “What’s next on your reading list? Discover your next great read! Get personalized book picks and up-to-date news about this author. Sign up now.”

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Andy Weir Quote: “Mitch poked the table with his finger. “They deserve to know. You think Commander Lewis can’t handle the truth?”

496. “Mitch poked the table with his finger. “They deserve to know. You think Commander Lewis can’t handle the truth?”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Now I’m in a rougher neighborhood. The kind of neighborhood where you keep your rover doors locked and never come to a complete stop at intersections.”

497. “Now I’m in a rougher neighborhood. The kind of neighborhood where you keep your rover doors locked and never come to a complete stop at intersections.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Turns out even NASA can’t improve on duct tape.”

498. “Turns out even NASA can’t improve on duct tape.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “The moon is a nice place to pass out. You hit the ground very gently.”

499. “The moon is a nice place to pass out. You hit the ground very gently.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “I’ve gutted that poor rover so much, it looks like I parked it in a bad part of town.”

500. “I’ve gutted that poor rover so much, it looks like I parked it in a bad part of town.”

— Andy Weir

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