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Top 500 Andy Weir Quotes (2026 Update)
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Andy Weir Quote: “I may as well yell toward Earth for all the good that damned thing will do me.”

101. “I may as well yell toward Earth for all the good that damned thing will do me.”

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Andy Weir Quote: “I’m not the right guy for this job. I’m a last-second replacement because the actually qualified people blew up. But I’m here. I may not have all the answers, but I’m here.”

102. “I’m not the right guy for this job. I’m a last-second replacement because the actually qualified people blew up. But I’m here. I may not have all the answers, but I’m here.”

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Andy Weir Quote: “The overstimulated kids were literally bouncing off the walls. Lunar gravity is the worst thing to ever happen to parents.”

103. “The overstimulated kids were literally bouncing off the walls. Lunar gravity is the worst thing to ever happen to parents.”

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Andy Weir Quote: “Of course the Eridian language has no words for colors. Why would it? I never thought of colors as a mysterious thing. But if you’ve never heard of them before, I guess they’re pretty weird. We have names for frequency ranges in the electromagnetic spectrum. Then again, my students all have eyes and they were still amazed when I told them “x-rays,” “microwaves,” “Wi-Fi,” and “purple” were all just wavelengths of light.”

104. “Of course the Eridian language has no words for colors. Why would it? I never thought of colors as a mysterious thing. But if you’ve never heard of them before, I guess they’re pretty weird. We have names for frequency ranges in the electromagnetic spectrum. Then again, my students all have eyes and they were still amazed when I told them “x-rays,” “microwaves,” “Wi-Fi,” and “purple” were all just wavelengths of light.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “I’ve looted that poor Hab for everything it could give me, and in return it’s kept me alive for a year and a half. It’s like the Giving Tree.”

105. “I’ve looted that poor Hab for everything it could give me, and in return it’s kept me alive for a year and a half. It’s like the Giving Tree.”

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Andy Weir Quote: “All the Ares missions use Hermes to get to and from Mars. It’s really big and cost a lot so NASA only built one.”

106. “All the Ares missions use Hermes to get to and from Mars. It’s really big and cost a lot so NASA only built one.”

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Andy Weir Quote: “Making a sextant isn’t hard. All you need is a tube to look through, a string, a weight and something with degree markings. I made mine in under an hour.”

107. “Making a sextant isn’t hard. All you need is a tube to look through, a string, a weight and something with degree markings. I made mine in under an hour.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “I cut each potato into four pieces, making sure each piece had at least two eyes. The eyes are where they sprout from. I let them sit for a few hours to harden a bit, then planted them, well spaced apart, in the corner. Godspeed, little taters. My life depends on you.”

108. “I cut each potato into four pieces, making sure each piece had at least two eyes. The eyes are where they sprout from. I let them sit for a few hours to harden a bit, then planted them, well spaced apart, in the corner. Godspeed, little taters. My life depends on you.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “No!” I said. “Well. Yes. But it was a scientific poke with a very scientific stick.”

109. “No!” I said. “Well. Yes. But it was a scientific poke with a very scientific stick.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Million-mile-high club,” Martinez said. “Nice!”

110. “Million-mile-high club,” Martinez said. “Nice!”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Well, okay. I know the answer to that. Part of it might be what I represent: progress, science, and the interplanetary future we’ve dreamed of for centuries. But really, they did it because every human being has a basic instinct to help each other out. It might not seem that way sometimes, but it’s true.”

111. “Well, okay. I know the answer to that. Part of it might be what I represent: progress, science, and the interplanetary future we’ve dreamed of for centuries. But really, they did it because every human being has a basic instinct to help each other out. It might not seem that way sometimes, but it’s true.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Like, melting-the-pigeons strong,” Morris supplied. “ – for him to get it,” Chuck finished.”

112. “Like, melting-the-pigeons strong,” Morris supplied. “ – for him to get it,” Chuck finished.”

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Andy Weir Quote: “As usual, I’m working with stuff that was deliberately designed not to burn. But no amount of careful design by NASA can get around a determined arsonist with a tank of pure oxygen.”

113. “As usual, I’m working with stuff that was deliberately designed not to burn. But no amount of careful design by NASA can get around a determined arsonist with a tank of pure oxygen.”

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Andy Weir Quote: “Well, if I could have anything, it would be for the green-skinned yet beautiful Queen of Mars to rescue me so she can learn more about this Earth thing called “lovemaking.”

114. “Well, if I could have anything, it would be for the green-skinned yet beautiful Queen of Mars to rescue me so she can learn more about this Earth thing called “lovemaking.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Tomorrow night, I’ll be in Giovanni Schiaparelli’s favorite hole!”

115. “Tomorrow night, I’ll be in Giovanni Schiaparelli’s favorite hole!”

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Andy Weir Quote: “How dare you call me lazy? I’d come up with a scathing retort but, meh, I’m just not motivated.”

116. “How dare you call me lazy? I’d come up with a scathing retort but, meh, I’m just not motivated.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “I need to ask myself, ‘What would an Apollo astronaut do?’ He’d drink three whiskey sours, drive his Corvette to the launchpad, then fly to the moon in a command module smaller than my Rover. Man those guys were cool.”

117. “I need to ask myself, ‘What would an Apollo astronaut do?’ He’d drink three whiskey sours, drive his Corvette to the launchpad, then fly to the moon in a command module smaller than my Rover. Man those guys were cool.”

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Andy Weir Quote: “Not enough,” Annie said. “The press is crawling down my throat for this. And up my ass. Both directions, Venkat! They’re gonna meet in the middle!”

118. “Not enough,” Annie said. “The press is crawling down my throat for this. And up my ass. Both directions, Venkat! They’re gonna meet in the middle!”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Okay, guys,” I say. “The enemy of my enemy is my friend. If Astrophage is your enemy, I’m your friend.”

119. “Okay, guys,” I say. “The enemy of my enemy is my friend. If Astrophage is your enemy, I’m your friend.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Sorry for the delay,” Vogel said. “I was required to make a bomb.”

120. “Sorry for the delay,” Vogel said. “I was required to make a bomb.”

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Andy Weir Quote: “In the game I played a cleric. One of the magic spells I could cast was “Create Water.” I always thought it was a really stupid spell, and I never used it. Boy, what I wouldn’t give to be able to do that in real life right now.”

121. “In the game I played a cleric. One of the magic spells I could cast was “Create Water.” I always thought it was a really stupid spell, and I never used it. Boy, what I wouldn’t give to be able to do that in real life right now.”

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Andy Weir Quote: “I’m all wired up, but if I don’t go to sleep soon, Rocky will start hassling me. Sheesh- you almost ruin a mission one time and all of a sudden you have an alien-enforced bedtime.”

122. “I’m all wired up, but if I don’t go to sleep soon, Rocky will start hassling me. Sheesh- you almost ruin a mission one time and all of a sudden you have an alien-enforced bedtime.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “I am happy. You no die. Let’s save planets!”

123. “I am happy. You no die. Let’s save planets!”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “I’m a botanist and mechanical engineer; basically, the mission’s fix-it man who played with plants. The mechanical engineering might save my life if something breaks.”

124. “I’m a botanist and mechanical engineer; basically, the mission’s fix-it man who played with plants. The mechanical engineering might save my life if something breaks.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “You never get diodes right on the first try.”

125. “You never get diodes right on the first try.”

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Andy Weir Quote: “It’s a simple idiot-proofing scheme that’s very effective. But no idiot-proofing can overcome a determined idiot.”

126. “It’s a simple idiot-proofing scheme that’s very effective. But no idiot-proofing can overcome a determined idiot.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “We have figured this out, yes,” said Dimitri. “With lasers. It was very illuminating experiment.” “Was that a pun?” “It was!”

127. “We have figured this out, yes,” said Dimitri. “With lasers. It was very illuminating experiment.” “Was that a pun?” “It was!”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Jesus, what a complicated process,” Venkat said. “Try updating a Linux server sometime,” Jack said. After a moment of silence, Tim said, “You know he was telling a joke, right? That was supposed to be funny.” “Oh,” said Venkat. “I’m a physics guy, not a computer guy.” “He’s not funny to computer guys, either.” “You’re a very unpleasant man, Tim,” Jack said.”

128. “Jesus, what a complicated process,” Venkat said. “Try updating a Linux server sometime,” Jack said. After a moment of silence, Tim said, “You know he was telling a joke, right? That was supposed to be funny.” “Oh,” said Venkat. “I’m a physics guy, not a computer guy.” “He’s not funny to computer guys, either.” “You’re a very unpleasant man, Tim,” Jack said.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “One thing I learned back in my graduate school days: When you’re stupid tired, accept that you’re stupid tired. Don’t try to solve things right then.”

129. “One thing I learned back in my graduate school days: When you’re stupid tired, accept that you’re stupid tired. Don’t try to solve things right then.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Elrond,” Bruce said. “The Council of Elrond. From Lord of the Rings. It’s the meeting where they decide to destroy the One Ring.”

130. “Elrond,” Bruce said. “The Council of Elrond. From Lord of the Rings. It’s the meeting where they decide to destroy the One Ring.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “I’ve gone from “sole-surviving space explorer” to “guy with a wacky new roommate.” It’ll be interesting to see how this plays out.”

131. “I’ve gone from “sole-surviving space explorer” to “guy with a wacky new roommate.” It’ll be interesting to see how this plays out.”

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Andy Weir Quote: “Yes. There’ll be wars. Fought for the same reason most wars in ancient times were fought for: food. They’d use religion or glory or whatever as an excuse, but it was always about food. Farmlands and people to work that land.”

132. “Yes. There’ll be wars. Fought for the same reason most wars in ancient times were fought for: food. They’d use religion or glory or whatever as an excuse, but it was always about food. Farmlands and people to work that land.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “It’s the kids of today that’ll have to make the world of tomorrow work.”

133. “It’s the kids of today that’ll have to make the world of tomorrow work.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Who am I to question a creepy robot-armed computer overlord? I cautiously lick the substance.”

134. “Who am I to question a creepy robot-armed computer overlord? I cautiously lick the substance.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “No one ever talks about the really hard parts of first contact with intelligent alien life: pronouns.”

135. “No one ever talks about the really hard parts of first contact with intelligent alien life: pronouns.”

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Andy Weir Quote: “This is happy! Your face opening is in sad mode. Why, question?”

136. “This is happy! Your face opening is in sad mode. Why, question?”

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Andy Weir Quote: “They say hunger is the greatest seasoning. When you’re starving, your brain rewards you handsomely for finally eating. Good job, it says, we get to not die for a while!”

137. “They say hunger is the greatest seasoning. When you’re starving, your brain rewards you handsomely for finally eating. Good job, it says, we get to not die for a while!”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “Space is dangerous,” Mitch snapped. “It’s what we do here. If you want to play it safe all the time, go join an insurance company. And by the way, it’s not even your life you’re risking. The crew can make up their own minds about it.”

138. “Space is dangerous,” Mitch snapped. “It’s what we do here. If you want to play it safe all the time, go join an insurance company. And by the way, it’s not even your life you’re risking. The crew can make up their own minds about it.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “But oxygen’s easier to find on Mars than you might think. The atmosphere is 95 percent CO2. And I happen to have a machine whose sole purpose is liberating oxygen from CO2. Yay, oxygenator!”

139. “But oxygen’s easier to find on Mars than you might think. The atmosphere is 95 percent CO2. And I happen to have a machine whose sole purpose is liberating oxygen from CO2. Yay, oxygenator!”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “And like all good plans, it required a crazy Ukrainian guy.”

140. “And like all good plans, it required a crazy Ukrainian guy.”

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Andy Weir Quote: “Q. Star Wars or Star Trek? A. Doctor Who.”

141. “Q. Star Wars or Star Trek? A. Doctor Who.”

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Andy Weir Quote: “Hey, Rocky!” I call out from the lab. “Watch me pull a Taumoeba out of a hat!”

142. “Hey, Rocky!” I call out from the lab. “Watch me pull a Taumoeba out of a hat!”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “How do I explain “impatience” to someone who lives seven hundred years?”

143. “How do I explain “impatience” to someone who lives seven hundred years?”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “In your face, Neil Armstrong!”

144. “In your face, Neil Armstrong!”

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Andy Weir Quote: “A. John Young. He is the quintessential astronaut. Competent, fearless, highly intelligent, and seemingly immune to stress. When Apollo 16 launched, his heart rate never got higher than 70. Most astronauts spike to at least 120 during launches.”

145. “A. John Young. He is the quintessential astronaut. Competent, fearless, highly intelligent, and seemingly immune to stress. When Apollo 16 launched, his heart rate never got higher than 70. Most astronauts spike to at least 120 during launches.”

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Andy Weir Quote: “Bleh. I’m going to bed.”

146. “Bleh. I’m going to bed.”

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Andy Weir Quote: “Anyway, much more important: I simply can’t abide the replacement of Chrissy with Cindy. Three’s Company may never be the same after this fiasco. Time will tell.”

147. “Anyway, much more important: I simply can’t abide the replacement of Chrissy with Cindy. Three’s Company may never be the same after this fiasco. Time will tell.”

— Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quote: “People will trust a reliable criminal more readily than a shady businessman.”

148. “People will trust a reliable criminal more readily than a shady businessman.”

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Andy Weir Quote: “My master’s degree in botany makes me pretty sure plants need wet dirt to grow in.”

149. “My master’s degree in botany makes me pretty sure plants need wet dirt to grow in.”

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Andy Weir Quote: “Il mio buco del culo sta contribuendo alla mia sopravvivenza non meno del mio cervello.”

150. “Il mio buco del culo sta contribuendo alla mia sopravvivenza non meno del mio cervello.”

— Andy Weir

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