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Andy Weir Quote: “I got bounced around a lot, but I’m a well-honed machine in times of crisis. As soon as the rover toppled, I curled into a ball and cowered. That’s the kind of action hero I am.”

301. “I got bounced around a lot, but I’m a well-honed machine in times of crisis. As soon as the rover toppled, I curled into a ball and cowered. That’s the kind of action hero I am.”

Andy Weir Quote: “I didn’t want to distract the people who were saving my life, so I muted my mic and screamed like a little girl. It’s true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.”

302. “I didn’t want to distract the people who were saving my life, so I muted my mic and screamed like a little girl. It’s true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.”

Andy Weir Quote: “There was something weird about being on the moon and fighting for your life with a stick and some fire.”

303. “There was something weird about being on the moon and fighting for your life with a stick and some fire.”

Andy Weir Quote: “One of my favorite experiments with the kids is to have them look at a drop of water. A drop of water, preferably one from a puddle outside, will be swarming with life. It always goes over well, except for the occasional kid who then refuses to drink water for a while.”

304. “One of my favorite experiments with the kids is to have them look at a drop of water. A drop of water, preferably one from a puddle outside, will be swarming with life. It always goes over well, except for the occasional kid who then refuses to drink water for a while.”

Andy Weir Quote: “I’m in the middle of a bunch of craters that form a triangle. I’m calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I’ve been through, stuff on Mars should be named after me.”

305. “I’m in the middle of a bunch of craters that form a triangle. I’m calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I’ve been through, stuff on Mars should be named after me.”

Andy Weir Quote: “That’s the ceremonial uniform,” I said. “I mean a duty uniform. Light shirt, dark pants with a yellow stripe?” “Oh, Han Solo pants. Yeah, he had those on.” “Okay, thanks.” Pfft. Han Solo’s pants have a red stripe. And it’s not even a stripe – it’s a bunch of dashes. Some people have no education.”

306. “That’s the ceremonial uniform,” I said. “I mean a duty uniform. Light shirt, dark pants with a yellow stripe?” “Oh, Han Solo pants. Yeah, he had those on.” “Okay, thanks.” Pfft. Han Solo’s pants have a red stripe. And it’s not even a stripe – it’s a bunch of dashes. Some people have no education.”

Andy Weir Quote: “There aren’t many people who can say they’ve vandalized a three-billion-dollar spacecraft, but I’m one of them.”

307. “There aren’t many people who can say they’ve vandalized a three-billion-dollar spacecraft, but I’m one of them.”

Andy Weir Quote: “One big bonus: e-mail! Just like the days back on Hermes, I get data dumps. Of course, they relay e-mail from friends and family, but NASA also sends along choice messages from the public. I’ve gotten e-mail from rock stars, athletes, actors and actresses, and even the President. One of them was from my alma mater, the University of Chicago. They say once you grow crops somewhere, you have officially “colonized” it. So technically, I colonized Mars. In your face, Neil Armstrong!”

308. “One big bonus: e-mail! Just like the days back on Hermes, I get data dumps. Of course, they relay e-mail from friends and family, but NASA also sends along choice messages from the public. I’ve gotten e-mail from rock stars, athletes, actors and actresses, and even the President. One of them was from my alma mater, the University of Chicago. They say once you grow crops somewhere, you have officially “colonized” it. So technically, I colonized Mars. In your face, Neil Armstrong!”

Andy Weir Quote: “I might have been on the run for my life, but I wasn’t willing to go without e-mail.”

309. “I might have been on the run for my life, but I wasn’t willing to go without e-mail.”

Andy Weir Quote: “Social discomfort,” he says. “No talk.”

310. “Social discomfort,” he says. “No talk.”

Andy Weir Quote: “Staying alive isn’t about oxygen, it’s about getting rid of CO2.”

311. “Staying alive isn’t about oxygen, it’s about getting rid of CO2.”

Andy Weir Quote: “Come on! I thought you liked Mexican!”

312. “Come on! I thought you liked Mexican!”

Andy Weir Quote: “Venkat pulled out his cell phone. “We lost contact with Pathfinder in 1997. If he can get it online again, we can communicate. It might just need the solar cells cleaned. Even if it’s got a bigger problem, he’s an engineer!” Dialing, he added, “Fixing things is his job!”

313. “Venkat pulled out his cell phone. “We lost contact with Pathfinder in 1997. If he can get it online again, we can communicate. It might just need the solar cells cleaned. Even if it’s got a bigger problem, he’s an engineer!” Dialing, he added, “Fixing things is his job!”

Andy Weir Quote: “Ever set up a camping tent? From the inside? While wearing a suit of armor? It was a pain in the ass.”

314. “Ever set up a camping tent? From the inside? While wearing a suit of armor? It was a pain in the ass.”

Andy Weir Quote: “I’m going to finish off the last of Three’s Company tonight. Frankly, I like Mr. Furley more than the Ropers.”

315. “I’m going to finish off the last of Three’s Company tonight. Frankly, I like Mr. Furley more than the Ropers.”

Andy Weir Quote: “It’s a desert so old it’s literally rusting.”

316. “It’s a desert so old it’s literally rusting.”

Andy Weir Quote: “If I get back to Earth, I’m buying Bruce Ng a beer. Though I guess I should buy all the JPL guys a beer. Beers for everyone if I get back to Earth.”

317. “If I get back to Earth, I’m buying Bruce Ng a beer. Though I guess I should buy all the JPL guys a beer. Beers for everyone if I get back to Earth.”

Andy Weir Quote: “If this becomes a negotiation by diplomats, it will never be resolved. We need to keep this among scientists. Space.”

318. “If this becomes a negotiation by diplomats, it will never be resolved. We need to keep this among scientists. Space.”

Andy Weir Quote: “Cool thing about pendulums: The time it takes for one to swing forward and backward – the period – won’t change, no matter how wide it swings. If it’s got a lot of energy, it’ll swing farther and faster, but the period will still be the same. This is what mechanical clocks take advantage of to keep time.”

319. “Cool thing about pendulums: The time it takes for one to swing forward and backward – the period – won’t change, no matter how wide it swings. If it’s got a lot of energy, it’ll swing farther and faster, but the period will still be the same. This is what mechanical clocks take advantage of to keep time.”

Andy Weir Quote: “He curls the claws of one hand into a ball and presses it against the xenonite. “Fist me!” I push my knuckles against the xenonite. “It’s ‘fist-bump,’ but yeah.”

320. “He curls the claws of one hand into a ball and presses it against the xenonite. “Fist me!” I push my knuckles against the xenonite. “It’s ‘fist-bump,’ but yeah.”

Andy Weir Quote: “I can’t see you having any control if you did that,” Lewis said. “You’d be eyeballing the intercept and using a thrust vector you can barely control.” “I admit it’s fatally dangerous,” Watney said. “But consider this: I’d get to fly around like Iron Man.”

321. “I can’t see you having any control if you did that,” Lewis said. “You’d be eyeballing the intercept and using a thrust vector you can barely control.” “I admit it’s fatally dangerous,” Watney said. “But consider this: I’d get to fly around like Iron Man.”

Andy Weir Quote: “It’s not like we can do anything about it if he falls behind. This is a pointless task.” “How long have you worked for the government?” Venkat sighed.”

322. “It’s not like we can do anything about it if he falls behind. This is a pointless task.” “How long have you worked for the government?” Venkat sighed.”

Andy Weir Quote: “The only way to get all twenty-eight on the roof was to make stacks so high they’d fall off the first time I turned. If I lashed them together, they’d fall off as a unit. If I found a way to attach them perfectly to the rover, the rover would tip. I didn’t even bother to test. It was obvious by looking, and I didn’t want to break anything.”

323. “The only way to get all twenty-eight on the roof was to make stacks so high they’d fall off the first time I turned. If I lashed them together, they’d fall off as a unit. If I found a way to attach them perfectly to the rover, the rover would tip. I didn’t even bother to test. It was obvious by looking, and I didn’t want to break anything.”

Andy Weir Quote: “I’ve discovered that raw potatoes are disgusting.”

324. “I’ve discovered that raw potatoes are disgusting.”

Andy Weir Quote: “But after a morning potato and Vicodin, I was feeling much better.”

325. “But after a morning potato and Vicodin, I was feeling much better.”

Andy Weir Quote: “My life depended on some math I’d done earlier. If I dropped a sign or added two numbers wrong, I might never wake up.”

326. “My life depended on some math I’d done earlier. If I dropped a sign or added two numbers wrong, I might never wake up.”

Andy Weir Quote: “My lungs, now full of carbon dioxide, panic. But the adrenaline rush doesn’t give me the strength I need to escape. It just keeps me awake so I can experience death in more detail. Thanks, adrenal glands.”

327. “My lungs, now full of carbon dioxide, panic. But the adrenaline rush doesn’t give me the strength I need to escape. It just keeps me awake so I can experience death in more detail. Thanks, adrenal glands.”

Andy Weir Quote: “First thing I did was put on the inner lining of my EVA suit. Not the bulky suit itself, just the inner clothing I wear under it, including the gloves and booties. Then I got an oxygen mask from the medical supplies and some lab goggles from Vogel’s chem kit. Almost all of my body was protected and I was breathing canned air.”

328. “First thing I did was put on the inner lining of my EVA suit. Not the bulky suit itself, just the inner clothing I wear under it, including the gloves and booties. Then I got an oxygen mask from the medical supplies and some lab goggles from Vogel’s chem kit. Almost all of my body was protected and I was breathing canned air.”

Andy Weir Quote: “Half-ration for dinner. All I accomplished today was thinking up a plan that’ll kill me, and that doesn’t take much energy.”

329. “Half-ration for dinner. All I accomplished today was thinking up a plan that’ll kill me, and that doesn’t take much energy.”

Andy Weir Quote: “I was left without references and relied on Phobos to guide me. There’s probably symbolism there. Phobos is the god of fear, and I’m letting it be my guide. Not a good sign.”

330. “I was left without references and relied on Phobos to guide me. There’s probably symbolism there. Phobos is the god of fear, and I’m letting it be my guide. Not a good sign.”

Andy Weir Quote: “If Bruce can pull a rabbit out of a hat and get done sooner, Maurice can do some inspections.”

331. “If Bruce can pull a rabbit out of a hat and get done sooner, Maurice can do some inspections.”

Andy Weir Quote: “At 13:30 my ruination occurred, though I didn’t realize it at the time.”

332. “At 13:30 my ruination occurred, though I didn’t realize it at the time.”

Andy Weir Quote: “You guys know about climate change, right? How our CO2 emissions have caused a lot of problems in the environment?” “My dad says that’s not real,” said Tamora. “Well, it is,” I said. “Anyway.”

333. “You guys know about climate change, right? How our CO2 emissions have caused a lot of problems in the environment?” “My dad says that’s not real,” said Tamora. “Well, it is,” I said. “Anyway.”

Andy Weir Quote: “I tried to send a message, but Pathfinder isn’t responding. That’s not a big surprise. It’s powered directly from the Hab, and the Hab is offline. During my brief, panicked scramble outside, I saw that Pathfinder was right where I left it, and the debris didn’t reach that far out. It should be fine, once I get it some power.”

334. “I tried to send a message, but Pathfinder isn’t responding. That’s not a big surprise. It’s powered directly from the Hab, and the Hab is offline. During my brief, panicked scramble outside, I saw that Pathfinder was right where I left it, and the debris didn’t reach that far out. It should be fine, once I get it some power.”

Andy Weir Quote: “The airlock door doesn’t reach the ceiling, so I’ll have to play “The Floor Is Lava” to get in.”

335. “The airlock door doesn’t reach the ceiling, so I’ll have to play “The Floor Is Lava” to get in.”

Andy Weir Quote: “I’ve gone from “sole-surviving space explorer” to “guy with wacky new roommate.”

336. “I’ve gone from “sole-surviving space explorer” to “guy with wacky new roommate.”

Andy Weir Quote: “You started my training by buying me a beer. For breakfast. Germans are awesome.”

337. “You started my training by buying me a beer. For breakfast. Germans are awesome.”

Andy Weir Quote: “If you commit a serious crime, Artemis deports you to the victim’s country. Let their nation exact revenge on you for it.”

338. “If you commit a serious crime, Artemis deports you to the victim’s country. Let their nation exact revenge on you for it.”

Andy Weir Quote: “Beers for everyone if I get back to Earth.”

339. “Beers for everyone if I get back to Earth.”

Andy Weir Quote: “Every city needs an underbelly. It’s best to let the petty criminals do their thing and focus on bigger issues.”

340. “Every city needs an underbelly. It’s best to let the petty criminals do their thing and focus on bigger issues.”

Andy Weir Quote: “Because if he takes off his helmet, he’ll die.”

341. “Because if he takes off his helmet, he’ll die.”

Andy Weir Quote: “I’m in my space suit on Mars and I’m navigating with sixteenth-century tools. But hey, they work.”

342. “I’m in my space suit on Mars and I’m navigating with sixteenth-century tools. But hey, they work.”

Andy Weir Quote: “I opened and closed my hands a few times. The bandages were off, but both hands were littered with red blisters. I looked like a leper. Or a hooker who gave handjobs exclusively to lepers.”

343. “I opened and closed my hands a few times. The bandages were off, but both hands were littered with red blisters. I looked like a leper. Or a hooker who gave handjobs exclusively to lepers.”

Andy Weir Quote: “You have been a bad alien cylinder,” I say to it. “You need a time-out.”

344. “You have been a bad alien cylinder,” I say to it. “You need a time-out.”

Andy Weir Quote: “If we do this,” Vogel said, “it would be over one thousand days of space. This is enough space for a life. I do not need to return.”

345. “If we do this,” Vogel said, “it would be over one thousand days of space. This is enough space for a life. I do not need to return.”

Andy Weir Quote: “Software engineers are sneaky bastards when it comes to data management.”

346. “Software engineers are sneaky bastards when it comes to data management.”

Andy Weir Quote: “It’s almost time for the second harvest. Ayup. I wish I had a straw hat and some suspenders.”

347. “It’s almost time for the second harvest. Ayup. I wish I had a straw hat and some suspenders.”

Andy Weir Quote: “I need some encouragement. I need to ask myself, “What would an Apollo astronaut do?”

348. “I need some encouragement. I need to ask myself, “What would an Apollo astronaut do?”

Andy Weir Quote: “Three days off the painkillers and I’m a lot smarter than I was. At least he understands that much – I wasn’t just some stupid human. I was a human with enhanced stupidity.”

349. “Three days off the painkillers and I’m a lot smarter than I was. At least he understands that much – I wasn’t just some stupid human. I was a human with enhanced stupidity.”

Andy Weir Quote: “I’ve been so busy staying alive I never thought of what this must be like for my parents.”

350. “I’ve been so busy staying alive I never thought of what this must be like for my parents.”

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