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Bill Maher Quote: “Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.”
Bill Maher Quote: “New Rule: News organizations have to stop using the phrase: “We go beyond the headlines.” That’s your job, dummy. You don’t see American Airlines saying, “We land our jets on the runway”!”
Bill Maher Quote: “If there is such a thing as karma, let’s hope that Sarah Palin comes back as a wolf being shot at from a plane.”
Bill Maher Quote: “Shouldn’t we be against procreation at this point in time? With overpopulation and the strain on the resources on this planet? Shouldn’t we reward people who don’t spawn?”
Bill Maher Quote: “How can the Republicans get away with picking their Dennis Kucinich, but when – if the Democrats tried it, all hell would break lose?”
Bill Maher Quote: “I don’t want to be a pessimist. I’m a realist. One man’s realist is another man’s pessimist.”
Bill Maher Quote: “If you, the citizen, deliberately vote for someone who won’t give you healthcare over someone who will, you need to have your head examined. Except you can’t afford to have your head examined.”
Bill Maher Quote: “I don’t dislike children, I just don’t particularly want to be around with them a lot. Problem is, neither do their parents.”
Bill Maher Quote: “They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.”
Bill Maher Quote: “The other guys are selling certainty. Not me. I’m on the corner with doubt.”
Bill Maher Quote: “I just don’t see why anybody would vote Republican in the Army. If you want to support the troops, if I was a troop, I would say, ‘You know how to support me? Don’t send me to stupid wars.’”
Bill Maher Quote: “When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.”
Bill Maher Quote: “This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.”
Bill Maher Quote: “A cult is a cult, and that’s what a frat is. A place where they strip you of your personality and rebuild it in their image.”
Bill Maher Quote: “New Rule: This Valentine’s Day Americans must remember that politicians are like a box of chocolates. We bite into them to find out what’s on the inside only to discover that Democrats are too often soft and gooey and Republicans are mostly nuts.”
Bill Maher Quote: “Officials believe that one of the terrorists was a woman. And there are female suicide bombers. It’s just that their reward in paradise is a little different. Instead of getting 72 virgins, they get 72 guys who just listen.”
Bill Maher Quote: “The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.”
Bill Maher Quote: “To paraphrase the great Will Rogers, El Rusho never met a pharmacist he did not like.”
Bill Maher Quote: “The food is out of this world!”
Bill Maher Quote: “I think religion is a neurological disorder.”
Bill Maher Quote: “Kids. They’re not easy, but there has to be some penalty for having sex.”
Bill Maher Quote: “We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.”
Bill Maher Quote: “If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?”
Bill Maher Quote: “When I was in high school the worst thing you could ever get was VD. Talk about the sniffles! I just want to meet an old-fashioned girl with gonorrhea.”
Bill Maher Quote: “I mean, maybe one day we will live in a more optimum world where terrorists come in every color of the rainbow. But the truth is, now they don’t. I mean, the people who are trying to get us are young Muslim men, period.”
Bill Maher Quote: “You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.”
Bill Maher Quote: “Eunice Kennedy Shriver, President Kennedy’s sister, endorsed Arnold Schwarzenegger, said he’s not a womanizer. Of course by Kennedy standards that means he never drove one off a bridge.”
Bill Maher Quote: “I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.”
Bill Maher Quote: “Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it’s the name of one of Obama’s kids.”
Bill Maher Quote: “It’s so childish, greatest country in the world. It’s like saying, I have the best wife in the world. Not just the one best suited for me, the best wife in the world. And if you could have my wife, you’d kill your wife.”
Bill Maher Quote: “I think the right-wingers have to buddy up to the fact that either the minimum wage has to go up, and people get enough money to live, or you’re always going to have people needing government assistance. You can’t have it both ways.”
Bill Maher Quote: “Jesus is not a candle. A company in South Dakota is selling candles with the scent of Jesus. You light one and your friends says, Christ, what’s that smell?”
Bill Maher Quote: “To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who’s your real friend? It’s the person who tells you the truth. That’s who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.”
Bill Maher Quote: “The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.”
Bill Maher Quote: “The truth can be hard to take, but we have an obligation to look and see what’s going on, and, if we don’t like it, a chance to stop going along with it. This important film provides precisely that insight and that opportunity.”
Bill Maher Quote: “North Carolina right now is going apeshit in a way no state ever has. Take every crazy, angry idea your drunk, right-wing uncle mumbles at Thanksgiving, turn it into a law, and that’s North Carolina today.”
Bill Maher Quote: “A flu shot is the worst thing you can do.”
Bill Maher Quote: “Remember, guns don’t kill people – unless you practice real hard.”
Bill Maher Quote: “Russia has banned all adoptions to Americans. So, if you were hoping to get a little white kid with fetal alcohol syndrome, you’re going to have to wait until Lindsay Lohan reproduces.”
Bill Maher Quote: “A flu shot just compromises your immune system.”
Bill Maher Quote: “The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.”
Bill Maher Quote: “To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.”
Bill Maher Quote: “You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.”
Bill Maher Quote: “People are very narcissistic. It’s not all their fault. We live in a society where there is a magazine for you, a channel for you, a perfume for you.”
Bill Maher Quote: “Space tourism is God’s way of telling you you aren’t spending enough on lap dances, baccarat and cocaine.”
Bill Maher Quote: “If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.”
Bill Maher Quote: “Ronald Reagan came from show business. His idea of how the government should help the homeless was like your agent. “We’ll try to get you work. But don’t bug us about it.””
Bill Maher Quote: “What kind of tyrant punishes everyone just to get back at the few he’s mad at? I mean, besides Chris Christie.”
Bill Maher Quote: “The Republican Party is like the corpse in ‘Weekend at Bernies’ and the Tea Party is like the two guys who put sunglasses and a party hat on it and drag it around.”
Bill Maher Quote: “A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!”
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