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Will Rogers Quote: “The US is safest when Congress is in recess.”

The US is safest when Congress is in recess.

— Will Rogers



Will Rogers Quote: “Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation.”

Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.”

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.”

It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out how much injun that made me, but there’s nothing of which I am more proud than my Cherokee blood.”

My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out how much injun that made me, but there’s nothing of which I am more proud than my Cherokee blood.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.”

It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I have Indian Blood in me. I have just enough white blood for you to question my honesty!”

I have Indian Blood in me. I have just enough white blood for you to question my honesty!

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown.”

More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Politics is the best show in America. I love animals and I love politicians, and I like to watch both of ’em at play, either back home in their native state, or after they’ve been captured and sent to a zoo, or to Washington.”

Politics is the best show in America. I love animals and I love politicians, and I like to watch both of ’em at play, either back home in their native state, or after they’ve been captured and sent to a zoo, or to Washington.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.”

One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “See what will happen if you don’t stop biting your fingernails.”

See what will happen if you don’t stop biting your fingernails.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.”

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.”

I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile.”

We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “My forefathers didn’t come over on the Mayflower, but they met the boat.”

My forefathers didn’t come over on the Mayflower, but they met the boat.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Baseball is a skilled game. It’s America’s game – it, and high taxes.”

Baseball is a skilled game. It’s America’s game – it, and high taxes.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “If you feel the urge, don’t be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?”

If you feel the urge, don’t be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.”

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them.”

Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough.”

In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money.”

I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Money, horse racing and women: three things the boys just can’t figure out.”

Money, horse racing and women: three things the boys just can’t figure out.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else, but when it happens to you, why it seems to lose some of its Humor, and if it keeps on happening, why the entire laughter kinder Fades out of it.”

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else, but when it happens to you, why it seems to lose some of its Humor, and if it keeps on happening, why the entire laughter kinder Fades out of it.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “We Americans think we are pretty good! We want to build a house, we cut down some trees. We want to build a fire, we dig a little coal. But when we run out of all these things, then we will find out just how good we really are.”

We Americans think we are pretty good! We want to build a house, we cut down some trees. We want to build a fire, we dig a little coal. But when we run out of all these things, then we will find out just how good we really are.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “And if you call one a real estate agent and he won’t sell you anything. He is a REALATOR. It’s the same as what the old fashioned real estate agent used to be only the commission is different.”

And if you call one a real estate agent and he won’t sell you anything. He is a REALATOR. It’s the same as what the old fashioned real estate agent used to be only the commission is different.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Polo, racing and horse shows all are doing great work to help the farmer and rancher to raise better horses.”

Polo, racing and horse shows all are doing great work to help the farmer and rancher to raise better horses.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has.”

No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.”

Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that’s Memoirs.”

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that’s Memoirs.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Technocracy wants to do everything by machinery. Machinery is doing just fine. If it can’t kill you, it will put you out of work.”

Technocracy wants to do everything by machinery. Machinery is doing just fine. If it can’t kill you, it will put you out of work.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “More words ain’t good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument.”

More words ain’t good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The Senate just sits and waits till they find out what the president wants, so they know how to vote against him.”

The Senate just sits and waits till they find out what the president wants, so they know how to vote against him.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “There are two things I don’t care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist’s testimony, and the other is a railroad timetable.”

There are two things I don’t care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist’s testimony, and the other is a railroad timetable.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.”

Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.”

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?”

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Andrew Jackson was the first one to think up the idea to promise everybody that if they will vote for you, you will give them an office when you get it, and the more times they vote for you, the bigger the office.”

Andrew Jackson was the first one to think up the idea to promise everybody that if they will vote for you, you will give them an office when you get it, and the more times they vote for you, the bigger the office.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The business of government is to keep the government out of business – that is, unless business needs government aid.”

The business of government is to keep the government out of business – that is, unless business needs government aid.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.”

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can’t buy enough to eat.”

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can’t buy enough to eat.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course.”

We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what’s going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?”

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what’s going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “All one has to do to get one’s stuff in the Congressional Record is to find a stenographer that can stay awake long enough to take it down. Then you mark in the ‘Applause’ and ‘Laughter’ parts yourself.”

All one has to do to get one’s stuff in the Congressional Record is to find a stenographer that can stay awake long enough to take it down. Then you mark in the ‘Applause’ and ‘Laughter’ parts yourself.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.”

Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there’s no accounting for anyone’s taste.”

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there’s no accounting for anyone’s taste.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “We don’t give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give ’em plenty of publicity.”

We don’t give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give ’em plenty of publicity.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Elections are a good deal like marriages. There’s no accounting for anyone’s taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it’s the same with public officials.”

Elections are a good deal like marriages. There’s no accounting for anyone’s taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it’s the same with public officials.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more learned a man is, the less consideration he has for another man’s belief.”

There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more learned a man is, the less consideration he has for another man’s belief.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn’t go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he’s got.”

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn’t go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he’s got.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.”

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.

— Will Rogers

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