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Will Rogers Quote: “If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world.”

If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world.

— Will Rogers



Will Rogers Quote: “I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk of old times with old friends is the greatest thing in the world.”

I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk of old times with old friends is the greatest thing in the world.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “No man is great if he thinks he is.”

No man is great if he thinks he is.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Steak on the plate went up. Steak on the hoof went down.”

Steak on the plate went up. Steak on the hoof went down.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals.”

Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.”

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It’s only in the amount where the Republicans excel.”

The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It’s only in the amount where the Republicans excel.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Politicians are dumb, but they can count to 50% plus one.”

Politicians are dumb, but they can count to 50% plus one.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.”

The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “A politician is just like a pickpocket; it’s almost impossible to get him to reform.”

A politician is just like a pickpocket; it’s almost impossible to get him to reform.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.”

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “It’s the greatest game I ever saw. You can’t lose. Everybody buys to sell and nobody buys to keep. What’s worrying me is who is going to be the last owner. It’s just like an auction; the only one stuck is the last one.”

It’s the greatest game I ever saw. You can’t lose. Everybody buys to sell and nobody buys to keep. What’s worrying me is who is going to be the last owner. It’s just like an auction; the only one stuck is the last one.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine how the jackasses must feel.”

A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine how the jackasses must feel.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn’t like.”

I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn’t like.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “When you are satisfied, you are successful. For that’s all there is to success is satisfaction.”

When you are satisfied, you are successful. For that’s all there is to success is satisfaction.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.”

Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible, exception of stupidity.”

The American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible, exception of stupidity.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The only way to solve the traffic problems of the country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars are allowed to use the highways. That would make traffic so scarce, we could use our boulevards for children’s playgrounds.”

The only way to solve the traffic problems of the country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars are allowed to use the highways. That would make traffic so scarce, we could use our boulevards for children’s playgrounds.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “If you can build a business up big enough, it’s respectable.”

If you can build a business up big enough, it’s respectable.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I never met a man I didn’t get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.”

I never met a man I didn’t get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I don’t think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You’ve got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer.”

I don’t think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You’ve got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?”

The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “After seeing kids play polo against big guys, it only shows that horses are the greatest equalizer in the world. No matter what you weigh, the little fellow is your equal on a horse.”

After seeing kids play polo against big guys, it only shows that horses are the greatest equalizer in the world. No matter what you weigh, the little fellow is your equal on a horse.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Both political parties have their good times and bad times, only they have them at different times.”

Both political parties have their good times and bad times, only they have them at different times.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “If a thousand shares of stocks or bonds make nothing, you pay nothing. But on a thousand acres of land you pay enough to support half the community who own no land and pay no taxes.”

If a thousand shares of stocks or bonds make nothing, you pay nothing. But on a thousand acres of land you pay enough to support half the community who own no land and pay no taxes.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I don’t care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to. When the big nations quit meddling then the world will have peace.”

I don’t care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to. When the big nations quit meddling then the world will have peace.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “You never know how much a man can’t remember until he is called as a witness.”

You never know how much a man can’t remember until he is called as a witness.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “We don’t know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.”

We don’t know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “If your time is worth anything, travel by air. If not, you might just as well walk.”

If your time is worth anything, travel by air. If not, you might just as well walk.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately. As our government deteriorates, our humor increases.”

All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately. As our government deteriorates, our humor increases.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “There is only one redeeming thing about this whole election. It will be over at sundown, and let everybody pray that it’s not a tie, for we couldn’t go through with this thing again.”

There is only one redeeming thing about this whole election. It will be over at sundown, and let everybody pray that it’s not a tie, for we couldn’t go through with this thing again.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Now they got such a high inheritance tax on ’em that you won’t catch these old rich boys dying promiscuously like they did. This bill makes patriots out of everybody. You sure do die for your country if you die from now on.”

Now they got such a high inheritance tax on ’em that you won’t catch these old rich boys dying promiscuously like they did. This bill makes patriots out of everybody. You sure do die for your country if you die from now on.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I am just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have been is because I have stayed an old country boy.”

I am just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have been is because I have stayed an old country boy.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “A fool and his money are soon elected.”

A fool and his money are soon elected.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.”

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.”

Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.”

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “A president just can’t make much showing against congress. They lay awake nights, thinking up things to be against the president on.”

A president just can’t make much showing against congress. They lay awake nights, thinking up things to be against the president on.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The old horse is coming back in a high lope. Thousands of people are riding a horse today that five years ago couldn’t sit in a Ford with all the doors locked.”

The old horse is coming back in a high lope. Thousands of people are riding a horse today that five years ago couldn’t sit in a Ford with all the doors locked.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “In all your life, you will never find a method more effective in getting through to another person than to make that person feel important.”

In all your life, you will never find a method more effective in getting through to another person than to make that person feel important.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can’t remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me.”

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can’t remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The Supreme Court is divided almost in half on the decisions. Talk about an international court. How would we ever agree with a lot of foreigners when we can’t even agree among our own judges?”

The Supreme Court is divided almost in half on the decisions. Talk about an international court. How would we ever agree with a lot of foreigners when we can’t even agree among our own judges?

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.”

Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.”

The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at a good time. Borrowing is the only thing that seems handy all the time.”

A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at a good time. Borrowing is the only thing that seems handy all the time.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “A lot of guys have had a lot of fun joking about Henry Ford because he admitted one time that he didn’t know history. He don’t know it, but history will know him. He has made more history than his critics ever read.”

A lot of guys have had a lot of fun joking about Henry Ford because he admitted one time that he didn’t know history. He don’t know it, but history will know him. He has made more history than his critics ever read.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Congress is deadlocked and can’t act.”

Congress is deadlocked and can’t act.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “There isn’t any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.”

There isn’t any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out.”

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.”

Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.

— Will Rogers

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