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Will Rogers Quote: “The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.”

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.

— Will Rogers



Will Rogers Quote: “I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian. That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they’ll get me someday.”

I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian. That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they’ll get me someday.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.”

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Shrewdness in public life all over the world is always honored, while honesty in public men is generally attributed to dumbness and is seldom rewarded.”

Shrewdness in public life all over the world is always honored, while honesty in public men is generally attributed to dumbness and is seldom rewarded.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have proven only one thing and that is you can’t ruin this country even with politics.”

Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have proven only one thing and that is you can’t ruin this country even with politics.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “A Democrat is just like a baby. If it’s hollering and making a lot of noise, there is nothing serious the matter with it. When it’s quiet and doesn’t pay much attention to anything, that’s when it’s really dangerous.”

A Democrat is just like a baby. If it’s hollering and making a lot of noise, there is nothing serious the matter with it. When it’s quiet and doesn’t pay much attention to anything, that’s when it’s really dangerous.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.”

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “It would drive a person crazy to dope out really what does divide the two parties. Prosperity don’t divide the two parties, for under either administration the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.”

It would drive a person crazy to dope out really what does divide the two parties. Prosperity don’t divide the two parties, for under either administration the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can’t see the funny side of the other fellow.”

You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can’t see the funny side of the other fellow.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Civilization has taught us to eat with a fork, but even now if nobody is around we use our fingers.”

Civilization has taught us to eat with a fork, but even now if nobody is around we use our fingers.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “This would be a great world to dance in if we didn’t have to pay the fiddler.”

This would be a great world to dance in if we didn’t have to pay the fiddler.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can’t make anybody believe that he has it.”

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can’t make anybody believe that he has it.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I go too fast to see much, only the tops of everything. I’ve got to prowl slow some time through this country.”

I go too fast to see much, only the tops of everything. I’ve got to prowl slow some time through this country.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it.”

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set.”

There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “It looks to me like the candidates are trying to relieve the farmer of his vote, instead of his debts.”

It looks to me like the candidates are trying to relieve the farmer of his vote, instead of his debts.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “You could transfer Congress over to run Standard Oil or General Motors, and they would have both things bankrupt in two years.”

You could transfer Congress over to run Standard Oil or General Motors, and they would have both things bankrupt in two years.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.”

Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Everything worthwhile is a good idea, but did you ever notice there is more bad ideas that will work than there is good ones?”

Everything worthwhile is a good idea, but did you ever notice there is more bad ideas that will work than there is good ones?

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I argue with wife over what little pieces of real estate investments we should try to pay on and hold, and which to let go back. We always said, “Put it in land, and you can always walk on it.” We did, but no buyers would walk on it with us.”

I argue with wife over what little pieces of real estate investments we should try to pay on and hold, and which to let go back. We always said, “Put it in land, and you can always walk on it.” We did, but no buyers would walk on it with us.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.”

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it’s been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.”

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it’s been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Well, the disarmament conference is off to a flying start. There is nothing to prevent their succeeding now but human nature.”

Well, the disarmament conference is off to a flying start. There is nothing to prevent their succeeding now but human nature.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Statistics have proven that the surest way to get anything out of the public mind and never hear of it again is to have a Senate committee appointed to look into it.”

Statistics have proven that the surest way to get anything out of the public mind and never hear of it again is to have a Senate committee appointed to look into it.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.”

We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Horses raise what the farmer eats and eats what the farmer raises. You can’t plow the ground and get gasoline.”

Horses raise what the farmer eats and eats what the farmer raises. You can’t plow the ground and get gasoline.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Hundreds and hundreds of beautiful horses in the parade and a man without a silver saddle is a vagrant.”

Hundreds and hundreds of beautiful horses in the parade and a man without a silver saddle is a vagrant.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.”

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Will somebody please tell me what they do with all the Vice-Presidents a bank has? Why the United States is the biggest business institution in the world, and they got only one Vice-President and nobody has ever found anything for him to do.”

Will somebody please tell me what they do with all the Vice-Presidents a bank has? Why the United States is the biggest business institution in the world, and they got only one Vice-President and nobody has ever found anything for him to do.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation.”

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I am proud of the fact there is not a human being that I have got it in for. I never met a man I didn’t like.”

I am proud of the fact there is not a human being that I have got it in for. I never met a man I didn’t like.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.”

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.”

The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn’t be any inducement to go to heaven.”

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn’t be any inducement to go to heaven.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can never tell, till you see it, just how big a liar History is.”

There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can never tell, till you see it, just how big a liar History is.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don’t get wet you can keep.”

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don’t get wet you can keep.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “You can be killed just as dead in an unjustified war as you can in one protecting your own home.”

You can be killed just as dead in an unjustified war as you can in one protecting your own home.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.”

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “One of the evils of democracy is, you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or not.”

One of the evils of democracy is, you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or not.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles’s religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right?”

Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles’s religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right?

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “What the Secretary of Agriculture is trying to do is to teach the farmer corn acreage control, and the hogs birth control, and one is just as hard to make understand it as the other.”

What the Secretary of Agriculture is trying to do is to teach the farmer corn acreage control, and the hogs birth control, and one is just as hard to make understand it as the other.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The problem ain’t what people know. It’s what people know that ain’t so that’s the problem.”

The problem ain’t what people know. It’s what people know that ain’t so that’s the problem.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Both gangs have been bad sports, so see if at least one can’t redeem themselves by offering no alibis, but cooperate with the winner, for no matter which one it is the poor fellow is going to need it.”

Both gangs have been bad sports, so see if at least one can’t redeem themselves by offering no alibis, but cooperate with the winner, for no matter which one it is the poor fellow is going to need it.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.”

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “If I studied all my life, I couldn’t think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.”

If I studied all my life, I couldn’t think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn’t know anything else.”

I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn’t know anything else.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes two or three conferences to scare up a war, but generally one will do it.”

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes two or three conferences to scare up a war, but generally one will do it.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.”

If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “It’s one of the most progressive cities in the world. Shooting is only a sideline.”

It’s one of the most progressive cities in the world. Shooting is only a sideline.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I’m in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.”

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I’m in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

— Will Rogers

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