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Will Rogers Quote: “When you are satisfied, you are successful. For that’s all there is to success is satisfaction.”

When you are satisfied, you are successful. For that’s all there is to success is satisfaction.

— Will Rogers



Will Rogers Quote: “I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it.”

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “One of the evils of democracy is, you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or not.”

One of the evils of democracy is, you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or not.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The only way to solve the traffic problems of the country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars are allowed to use the highways. That would make traffic so scarce, we could use our boulevards for children’s playgrounds.”

The only way to solve the traffic problems of the country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars are allowed to use the highways. That would make traffic so scarce, we could use our boulevards for children’s playgrounds.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.”

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “If I studied all my life, I couldn’t think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.”

If I studied all my life, I couldn’t think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “You could transfer Congress over to run Standard Oil or General Motors, and they would have both things bankrupt in two years.”

You could transfer Congress over to run Standard Oil or General Motors, and they would have both things bankrupt in two years.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.”

If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I don’t think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You’ve got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer.”

I don’t think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You’ve got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.”

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.

— Will Rogers



Will Rogers Quote: “There is nothing fairer than workmen having unions of their mutual benefit.”

There is nothing fairer than workmen having unions of their mutual benefit.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian. That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they’ll get me someday.”

I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian. That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they’ll get me someday.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn’t know anything else.”

I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn’t know anything else.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes two or three conferences to scare up a war, but generally one will do it.”

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes two or three conferences to scare up a war, but generally one will do it.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.”

Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Will somebody please tell me what they do with all the Vice-Presidents a bank has? Why the United States is the biggest business institution in the world, and they got only one Vice-President and nobody has ever found anything for him to do.”

Will somebody please tell me what they do with all the Vice-Presidents a bank has? Why the United States is the biggest business institution in the world, and they got only one Vice-President and nobody has ever found anything for him to do.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “We don’t know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.”

We don’t know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.”

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The man that found the 726-carat diamond in Africa, received $350,000 for it and wants to buy a farm and silk hat. Well, I can understand a man perhaps being eccentric enough to want to own a silk hat.”

The man that found the 726-carat diamond in Africa, received $350,000 for it and wants to buy a farm and silk hat. Well, I can understand a man perhaps being eccentric enough to want to own a silk hat.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Some say, what is the Salvation of the Movies? I say, run ’em backwards. It can’t hurt ’em and it’s worth a trial.”

Some say, what is the Salvation of the Movies? I say, run ’em backwards. It can’t hurt ’em and it’s worth a trial.

— Will Rogers



Will Rogers Quote: “A Democrat is just like a baby. If it’s hollering and making a lot of noise, there is nothing serious the matter with it. When it’s quiet and doesn’t pay much attention to anything, that’s when it’s really dangerous.”

A Democrat is just like a baby. If it’s hollering and making a lot of noise, there is nothing serious the matter with it. When it’s quiet and doesn’t pay much attention to anything, that’s when it’s really dangerous.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation.”

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “No man is great if he thinks he is.”

No man is great if he thinks he is.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.”

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn’t be any inducement to go to heaven.”

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn’t be any inducement to go to heaven.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can never tell, till you see it, just how big a liar History is.”

There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can never tell, till you see it, just how big a liar History is.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The problem ain’t what people know. It’s what people know that ain’t so that’s the problem.”

The problem ain’t what people know. It’s what people know that ain’t so that’s the problem.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “In Europe public men do resign. But here it’s a lost art. You have to impeach ’em.”

In Europe public men do resign. But here it’s a lost art. You have to impeach ’em.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “There is a tremendous movement on to get lower taxes on earned incomes. Then will come the real problem, ‘Who among us on salary are earning our income?’”

There is a tremendous movement on to get lower taxes on earned incomes. Then will come the real problem, ‘Who among us on salary are earning our income?’

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week.”

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. I never yet talked to the man who wanted to save time who could tell me what he was going to do with the time he saved.”

The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. I never yet talked to the man who wanted to save time who could tell me what he was going to do with the time he saved.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I bet you, if I had met Trotsky, and had had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I have never yet met a man I didn’t like.”

I bet you, if I had met Trotsky, and had had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I have never yet met a man I didn’t like.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles’s religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right?”

Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles’s religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right?

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.”

A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I never took a human life, I only sold the fellow the gun to take it with.”

I never took a human life, I only sold the fellow the gun to take it with.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “What the Secretary of Agriculture is trying to do is to teach the farmer corn acreage control, and the hogs birth control, and one is just as hard to make understand it as the other.”

What the Secretary of Agriculture is trying to do is to teach the farmer corn acreage control, and the hogs birth control, and one is just as hard to make understand it as the other.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.”

Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him ‘father.’”

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him ‘father.’

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “What’s the matter with the world? Why, there ain’t nothing but one word wrong with everyone of us, and that’s selfishness.”

What’s the matter with the world? Why, there ain’t nothing but one word wrong with everyone of us, and that’s selfishness.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know more than he does.”

A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know more than he does.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “When you figure it right down, none of us are in a really essential business but the farmer, and he raises so much that even his business is partly non-essential.”

When you figure it right down, none of us are in a really essential business but the farmer, and he raises so much that even his business is partly non-essential.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Both gangs have been bad sports, so see if at least one can’t redeem themselves by offering no alibis, but cooperate with the winner, for no matter which one it is the poor fellow is going to need it.”

Both gangs have been bad sports, so see if at least one can’t redeem themselves by offering no alibis, but cooperate with the winner, for no matter which one it is the poor fellow is going to need it.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.”

Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.”

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn’t have to advertise it.”

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn’t have to advertise it.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “We cuss Congress, and we joke about ’em, but they are all good fellows at heart, and if they wasn’t in Congress, why, they would be doing something else against us that might be even worse.”

We cuss Congress, and we joke about ’em, but they are all good fellows at heart, and if they wasn’t in Congress, why, they would be doing something else against us that might be even worse.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “If this depression stays with us, the loser Tuesday is going to be the winner.”

If this depression stays with us, the loser Tuesday is going to be the winner.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.”

The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it.”

The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “It’s one of the most progressive cities in the world. Shooting is only a sideline.”

It’s one of the most progressive cities in the world. Shooting is only a sideline.

— Will Rogers

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