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Will Rogers Quote: “Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don’t know when it’s through if you are a crook or a martyr.”

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don’t know when it’s through if you are a crook or a martyr.

— Will Rogers



Will Rogers Quote: “There’s only one thing that can kill the movies, and that’s education.”

There’s only one thing that can kill the movies, and that’s education.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.”

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.”

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.”

We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Every man gets an opportunity once in a lifetime.”

Every man gets an opportunity once in a lifetime.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “If we have Senators and Congressmen there that can’t protect themselves against the evil temptations of lobbyists, we don’t need to change our lobbies, we need to change our representatives.”

If we have Senators and Congressmen there that can’t protect themselves against the evil temptations of lobbyists, we don’t need to change our lobbies, we need to change our representatives.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I’ll bet you the time ain’t far off when a woman won’t know any more than a man.”

I’ll bet you the time ain’t far off when a woman won’t know any more than a man.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you give!”

So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you give!

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “It costs ten times more to govern us than it used to, and we are not governed one-tenth as good.”

It costs ten times more to govern us than it used to, and we are not governed one-tenth as good.

— Will Rogers



Will Rogers Quote: “Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it’s not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.”

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it’s not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “There is only one redeeming thing about this whole election. It will be over at sundown, and let everybody pray that it’s not a tie, for we couldn’t go through with this thing again.”

There is only one redeeming thing about this whole election. It will be over at sundown, and let everybody pray that it’s not a tie, for we couldn’t go through with this thing again.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Your mothers get mighty shocked at you girls nowadays, but in her day, her mother was just on the verge of sending her to reform school.”

Your mothers get mighty shocked at you girls nowadays, but in her day, her mother was just on the verge of sending her to reform school.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “It would drive a person crazy to dope out really what does divide the two parties. Prosperity don’t divide the two parties, for under either administration the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.”

It would drive a person crazy to dope out really what does divide the two parties. Prosperity don’t divide the two parties, for under either administration the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The only real diplomacy ever performed by a diplomat is in deceiving their own people after their dumbness has got them into a war.”

The only real diplomacy ever performed by a diplomat is in deceiving their own people after their dumbness has got them into a war.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Any person that don’t read at least one well-written country newspaper is not truly informed.”

Any person that don’t read at least one well-written country newspaper is not truly informed.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I love horses and I only ask-don’t let me know which one we are eating today.”

I love horses and I only ask-don’t let me know which one we are eating today.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “There is two things that can disrupt business in this country. One is War, and the other is a meeting of the Federal Reserve Bank.”

There is two things that can disrupt business in this country. One is War, and the other is a meeting of the Federal Reserve Bank.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “A president just can’t make much showing against congress. They lay awake nights, thinking up things to be against the president on.”

A president just can’t make much showing against congress. They lay awake nights, thinking up things to be against the president on.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Wish all the Farmers would move to town one year, that’s the only way I know to clear the thing up.”

Wish all the Farmers would move to town one year, that’s the only way I know to clear the thing up.

— Will Rogers



Will Rogers Quote: “I am proud of the fact there is not a human being that I have got it in for. I never met a man I didn’t like.”

I am proud of the fact there is not a human being that I have got it in for. I never met a man I didn’t like.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “You could be the World’s greatest orator and if you don’t say anything while orating, they are going to walk out on you after a while.”

You could be the World’s greatest orator and if you don’t say anything while orating, they are going to walk out on you after a while.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Elections are a good deal like marriages. There’s no accounting for anyone’s taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it’s the same with public officials.”

Elections are a good deal like marriages. There’s no accounting for anyone’s taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it’s the same with public officials.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.”

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The trip across Arizona is just one oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there, I like Arizona.”

The trip across Arizona is just one oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there, I like Arizona.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “If you got a dollar, soak it away, put it in a savings bank, bury it, do anything but spend it. Spending when we didn’t have it put us where we are today. Saving when we’ve got it will get us back to where we was before we went cuckoo.”

If you got a dollar, soak it away, put it in a savings bank, bury it, do anything but spend it. Spending when we didn’t have it put us where we are today. Saving when we’ve got it will get us back to where we was before we went cuckoo.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.”

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Many a politician wishes there was a law to burn old records.”

Many a politician wishes there was a law to burn old records.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “You can’t legitimately kick on income tax, for it’s on what you have made. You have already made it. But, look at land, farms, homes, stores, vacant lots. You pay year after year on them whether you make it or not.”

You can’t legitimately kick on income tax, for it’s on what you have made. You have already made it. But, look at land, farms, homes, stores, vacant lots. You pay year after year on them whether you make it or not.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Candidates have been telling you that if elected they would ‘pull you from this bog hole of financial misery.’ Now is a good chance to get even with ’em, by electing ’em, just to prove what a liar they are.”

Candidates have been telling you that if elected they would ‘pull you from this bog hole of financial misery.’ Now is a good chance to get even with ’em, by electing ’em, just to prove what a liar they are.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “President Coolidge said, ‘I don’t want the Government to go into business.’ Well, if I was Mr. Coolidge I wouldn’t worry over that. The Government never has been accused of being a business man.”

President Coolidge said, ‘I don’t want the Government to go into business.’ Well, if I was Mr. Coolidge I wouldn’t worry over that. The Government never has been accused of being a business man.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.”

I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “They are having quite an argument over Treasury Secretary Mellon’s Tax Bill. Mr. Mellon wants to cut the surtax on the rich, and leave it as is on the poor, as there is more poor than rich. I suppose the majority will win.”

They are having quite an argument over Treasury Secretary Mellon’s Tax Bill. Mr. Mellon wants to cut the surtax on the rich, and leave it as is on the poor, as there is more poor than rich. I suppose the majority will win.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Government spending? I don’t know what it’s all about. I don’t know any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he doesn’t know much.”

Government spending? I don’t know what it’s all about. I don’t know any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he doesn’t know much.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible, exception of stupidity.”

The American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible, exception of stupidity.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles.”

A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.”

It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.”

The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to his wealth.”

People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to his wealth.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Farmers have about given up hope of getting farm relief and have decided to fertilize instead.”

Farmers have about given up hope of getting farm relief and have decided to fertilize instead.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The government says they have loaned over One Billion dollars to the Farmers. In other words, we can’t help you make any money, but we will show you where you can owe some more.”

The government says they have loaned over One Billion dollars to the Farmers. In other words, we can’t help you make any money, but we will show you where you can owe some more.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I see where we are starting to pay some attention to our neighbors to the south. We could never understand why Mexico wasn’t just crazy about us, for we have always had their good will, and oil and minerals, at heart.”

I see where we are starting to pay some attention to our neighbors to the south. We could never understand why Mexico wasn’t just crazy about us, for we have always had their good will, and oil and minerals, at heart.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “If your Income Taxes go to help out the less fortunate, there could be no legitimate kick against it in the world. This is becoming the richest, and the poorest Country in the world. Why? Why, on account of an unequal distribution of the money.”

If your Income Taxes go to help out the less fortunate, there could be no legitimate kick against it in the world. This is becoming the richest, and the poorest Country in the world. Why? Why, on account of an unequal distribution of the money.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I guess there is no two races of people in worse repute with everybody than the international bankers, and the folks that put all those pins in new shirts.”

I guess there is no two races of people in worse repute with everybody than the international bankers, and the folks that put all those pins in new shirts.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday.”

The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “We all joke about Congress but we can’t improve on them. Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces?”

We all joke about Congress but we can’t improve on them. Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces?

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “You politicians have got to look further ahead; you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ought to have a Driver.”

You politicians have got to look further ahead; you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ought to have a Driver.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else’s life.”

Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else’s life.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.”

Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Farmers have more Associations, and Bureaus, and Clubs, than they have pitchforks.”

Farmers have more Associations, and Bureaus, and Clubs, than they have pitchforks.

— Will Rogers

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