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Will Rogers Quote: “Foreign relations is an open book – generally a checkbook.”

Foreign relations is an open book – generally a checkbook.

— Will Rogers



Will Rogers Quote: “Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion.”

Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain’t a thing.”

There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain’t a thing.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The theater is a great equalizer: it is the only place where the poor can look down on the rich.”

The theater is a great equalizer: it is the only place where the poor can look down on the rich.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “We are the only nation in the world that waits till we get into a war before we start getting ready for it.”

We are the only nation in the world that waits till we get into a war before we start getting ready for it.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Texas is a great state. It’s the ‘Old Man River’ of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it politically, it just keeps rolling along!”

Texas is a great state. It’s the ‘Old Man River’ of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it politically, it just keeps rolling along!

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.”

One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “When you get into trouble 5,000 miles from home, you’ve got to have been looking for it.”

When you get into trouble 5,000 miles from home, you’ve got to have been looking for it.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I bet any Sunday could be made as popular at church as Easter is if you made ’em fashion shows too. The audience is so busy looking at each other that the preacher just as well recite Gunga Din.”

I bet any Sunday could be made as popular at church as Easter is if you made ’em fashion shows too. The audience is so busy looking at each other that the preacher just as well recite Gunga Din.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I doubt if a charging elephant, or a rhino, is as determined or hard to check as a socially ambitious mother.”

I doubt if a charging elephant, or a rhino, is as determined or hard to check as a socially ambitious mother.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “It looks to me like any man that wants to be President in times like these lacks something.”

It looks to me like any man that wants to be President in times like these lacks something.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.”

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Congress what they should do. Lobbyists tell’em what they will do.”

Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Congress what they should do. Lobbyists tell’em what they will do.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The self persists like a dying star, In sleep, afraid.”

The self persists like a dying star, In sleep, afraid.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.”

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “We are here just for a spell and then pass on. So get a few laughs and do the best you can. Live your life so that whenever you lose it, you are ahead.”

We are here just for a spell and then pass on. So get a few laughs and do the best you can. Live your life so that whenever you lose it, you are ahead.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.”

I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain’t half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud.”

In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain’t half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “There’s the one thing no nation can ever accuse us of and that is secret diplomacy. Our foreign are an open book, generally a check book.”

There’s the one thing no nation can ever accuse us of and that is secret diplomacy. Our foreign are an open book, generally a check book.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “That’s what a Congressman or a Senator is for – to see that too much money don’t accumulate in the national Treasury.”

That’s what a Congressman or a Senator is for – to see that too much money don’t accumulate in the national Treasury.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb.”

Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “People learn more from observation that they do from conversation.”

People learn more from observation that they do from conversation.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “There ain’t nothing that breaks up homes, country and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs.”

There ain’t nothing that breaks up homes, country and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I’ll bet he can’t invent a good meal out of one.”

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I’ll bet he can’t invent a good meal out of one.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.”

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “A company is known by the people it keeps.”

A company is known by the people it keeps.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it.”

We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.”

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “We don’t seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?”

We don’t seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort.”

The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Rail-splitting produced an immortal president in Lincoln, but golf hasn’t produced even a good Congressman.”

Rail-splitting produced an immortal president in Lincoln, but golf hasn’t produced even a good Congressman.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The bankers just got a good cussing by everybody for loaning too much money. Well, they got some awful nice buildings. So when a banker fails, he fails in splendor.”

The bankers just got a good cussing by everybody for loaning too much money. Well, they got some awful nice buildings. So when a banker fails, he fails in splendor.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his life insurance.”

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his life insurance.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis?”

What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis?

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The English should give Ireland home rule – and reserve the motion picture rights.”

The English should give Ireland home rule – and reserve the motion picture rights.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.”

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Wine had such ill effects on Noah’s health that it was all he could do to live 950 years. Show me a total abstainer that ever lived that long.”

Wine had such ill effects on Noah’s health that it was all he could do to live 950 years. Show me a total abstainer that ever lived that long.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Democrats never agree on anything, that’s why they’re Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.”

Democrats never agree on anything, that’s why they’re Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Don’t squat with your spurs on.”

Don’t squat with your spurs on.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Congress meets tomorrow morning. Let us all pray: Oh Lord, give us strength to bear that which is about to be inflicted upon us. Be merciful with them, oh Lord, for they know not what they’re doing. Amen.”

Congress meets tomorrow morning. Let us all pray: Oh Lord, give us strength to bear that which is about to be inflicted upon us. Be merciful with them, oh Lord, for they know not what they’re doing. Amen.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.”

The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “There’s a simple solution to our traffic problems. We’ll have business build the roads, and government build the cars.”

There’s a simple solution to our traffic problems. We’ll have business build the roads, and government build the cars.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Don’t be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.”

Don’t be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The farmers can be thankful. Didn’t the Farm Board decide in Washington last week that they could have cheaper interest? All the farmers have to do now is to find something new to put up as security.”

The farmers can be thankful. Didn’t the Farm Board decide in Washington last week that they could have cheaper interest? All the farmers have to do now is to find something new to put up as security.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Nothing makes a man, or a body of men, as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it, they laugh it off.”

Nothing makes a man, or a body of men, as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it, they laugh it off.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Ignorance lies not in the things you don’t know, but in the things you know that ain’t so.”

Ignorance lies not in the things you don’t know, but in the things you know that ain’t so.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Every time somebody has thought of relief for the farmer it has been to make it so he could borrow more money. What he needs is some way to pay back. Not some way to borrow more.”

Every time somebody has thought of relief for the farmer it has been to make it so he could borrow more money. What he needs is some way to pay back. Not some way to borrow more.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.”

The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “In a real estate man’s eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell.”

In a real estate man’s eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell.

— Will Rogers

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