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Top 500 Will Rogers Quotes (2024 Update)
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Will Rogers Quote: “Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven’t had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.”
Will Rogers Quote: “On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.”
Will Rogers Quote: “Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the biggest asset the monkey possesses over the human.”
Will Rogers Quote: “You have a wonderful organization. I understand you have ten thousand here. And if you count the ones in the various federal prisons, it brings your total membership up to around thirty thousand.”
Will Rogers Quote: “They are voting whether to keep a governor two years or four. I think a good, honest governor should get four years, and the others life.”
Will Rogers Quote: “The stock market has spoiled more appetites than bad cooking.”
Will Rogers Quote: “It’s one of the most progressive cities in the world. Shooting is only a sideline.”
Will Rogers Quote: “There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can never tell, till you see it, just how big a liar History is.”
Will Rogers Quote: “President Coolidge said, ‘I don’t want the Government to go into business.’ Well, if I was Mr. Coolidge I wouldn’t worry over that. The Government never has been accused of being a business man.”
Will Rogers Quote: “The country has gone sane and got back to horses.”
Will Rogers Quote: “A country can get more real joy out of just hollering for their freedom than they can if they get it.”
Will Rogers Quote: “The Lord so constituted everybody that no matter what color you are you require the same amount of nourishment.”
Will Rogers Quote: “We know lots of things we didn’t use to know but we don’t know any way to prevent ’em from happening.”
Will Rogers Quote: “You shake a slogan at an American and it’s just like showing a hungry dog a bone.”
Will Rogers Quote: “If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don’t get wet you can keep.”
Will Rogers Quote: “There ought to be one day – just one – when there is open season on senators.”
Will Rogers Quote: “Will Rogers used to say he wouldn’t run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian.”
Will Rogers Quote: “It looks to me like the candidates are trying to relieve the farmer of his vote, instead of his debts.”
Will Rogers Quote: “How is the government going to get the extra taxes? Out of the rich, or just out of the poor, as usual?”
Will Rogers Quote: “Both gangs have been bad sports, so see if at least one can’t redeem themselves by offering no alibis, but cooperate with the winner, for no matter which one it is the poor fellow is going to need it.”
Will Rogers Quote: “Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.”
Will Rogers Quote: “Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week.”
Will Rogers Quote: “I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn’t know anything else.”
Will Rogers Quote: “I do honestly believe the Republicans have reformed and want to do better. But whether they have done it in time to win the election is another thing. The old voter is getting so he wants to be saved before October every election year.”
Will Rogers Quote: “Some say, what is the Salvation of the Movies? I say, run ’em backwards. It can’t hurt ’em and it’s worth a trial.”
Will Rogers Quote: “Every land or property owner in America would be tickled to death to pay 45 per cent of his profits, if he didn’t have to pay anything if he didn’t make it.”
Will Rogers Quote: “Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach.”
Will Rogers Quote: “This session of Congress is also to relieve the farmer again, relieve him of any encouragement that he might have received during the last one.”
Will Rogers Quote: “Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.”
Will Rogers Quote: “Candidates have been telling you that if elected they would ‘pull you from this bog hole of financial misery.’ Now is a good chance to get even with ’em, by electing ’em, just to prove what a liar they are.”
Will Rogers Quote: “Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain’t saying anything.”
Will Rogers Quote: “I see by the papers that they are going to do away with all the nuisance taxes. That means that a man can get a marriage license for nothing.”
Will Rogers Quote: “One thing I will say about the Germans, they are always perfectly willing to give somebody’s land to somebody else.”
Will Rogers Quote: “Why don’t somebody print the truth about our present economic situation? We spent six years of wild buying on credit – everything under the sun, whether we needed it or not – and now we are having to pay for ’em, and we are howling like a pet coon.”
Will Rogers Quote: “If your Income Taxes go to help out the less fortunate, there could be no legitimate kick against it in the world. This is becoming the richest, and the poorest Country in the world. Why? Why, on account of an unequal distribution of the money.”
Will Rogers Quote: “You politicians have got to look further ahead; you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ought to have a Driver.”
Will Rogers Quote: “And, when the votes are counted, let everybody, including the candidates, get into a good humor as quick as they got into a bad one.”
Will Rogers Quote: “The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday.”
Will Rogers Quote: “I wonder if it isn’t just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.”
Will Rogers Quote: “I have a scheme for stopping war. It’s this – no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.”
Will Rogers Quote: “If we have Senators and Congressmen there that can’t protect themselves against the evil temptations of lobbyists, we don’t need to change our lobbies, we need to change our representatives.”
Will Rogers Quote: “There is a terrible lot of us who don’t think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people who think that they do, why, it’s not our business to rob them of what little pleasure they might get out of imagining it.”
Will Rogers Quote: “One of the evils of democracy is, you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or not.”
Will Rogers Quote: “In the Middle West now you got to put a brand on your soil, then in the Spring go on a round-up looking for it.”
Will Rogers Quote: “There is a tremendous movement on to get lower taxes on earned incomes. Then will come the real problem, ‘Who among us on salary are earning our income?’”
Will Rogers Quote: “There is not a better day in the world to be spent than with a lot of wise old cowmen around barbecued beef, black coffee and good free holy beans.”
Will Rogers Quote: “You can’t legitimately kick on income tax, for it’s on what you have made. You have already made it. But, look at land, farms, homes, stores, vacant lots. You pay year after year on them whether you make it or not.”
Will Rogers Quote: “When you figure it right down, none of us are in a really essential business but the farmer, and he raises so much that even his business is partly non-essential.”
Will Rogers Quote: “It’s the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of.”
Will Rogers Quote: “Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.”
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