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Will Rogers Quote: “There isn’t any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.”

There isn’t any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.

— Will Rogers



Will Rogers Quote: “No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.”

No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “There is a hundred things to single you out for promotion in party politics besides ability.”

There is a hundred things to single you out for promotion in party politics besides ability.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “That’s the trouble with our charities; we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain’t eating.”

That’s the trouble with our charities; we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain’t eating.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.”

If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.”

Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The Schools ain’t what they used to be and never was.”

The Schools ain’t what they used to be and never was.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as divorce, even if it ain’t.”

I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as divorce, even if it ain’t.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Where I come from, they won’t let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.”

Where I come from, they won’t let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “They are voting whether to keep a governor two years or four. I think a good, honest governor should get four years, and the others life.”

They are voting whether to keep a governor two years or four. I think a good, honest governor should get four years, and the others life.

— Will Rogers



Will Rogers Quote: “The stock market has spoiled more appetites than bad cooking.”

The stock market has spoiled more appetites than bad cooking.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can’t read. If they could read their stuff, they’d stop writing.”

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can’t read. If they could read their stuff, they’d stop writing.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.”

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach.”

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Labor Day, I suppose set by an Act of Congress. Everything we do nowadays is either by, or against, Acts of Congress. How Congress knew anything about Labor is beyond us.”

Labor Day, I suppose set by an Act of Congress. Everything we do nowadays is either by, or against, Acts of Congress. How Congress knew anything about Labor is beyond us.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “It rained in the Middle West. Farmers are learning that the relief they get from the sky beats what they get from Washington.”

It rained in the Middle West. Farmers are learning that the relief they get from the sky beats what they get from Washington.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.”

If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I do honestly believe the Republicans have reformed and want to do better. But whether they have done it in time to win the election is another thing. The old voter is getting so he wants to be saved before October every election year.”

I do honestly believe the Republicans have reformed and want to do better. But whether they have done it in time to win the election is another thing. The old voter is getting so he wants to be saved before October every election year.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The crime of taxation is not in the taking it, it’s in the way that it’s spent.”

The crime of taxation is not in the taking it, it’s in the way that it’s spent.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the biggest asset the monkey possesses over the human.”

Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the biggest asset the monkey possesses over the human.

— Will Rogers



Will Rogers Quote: “The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.”

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “If you don’t have malice in our heart, it doesn’t come across harsh.”

If you don’t have malice in our heart, it doesn’t come across harsh.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “You have a wonderful organization. I understand you have ten thousand here. And if you count the ones in the various federal prisons, it brings your total membership up to around thirty thousand.”

You have a wonderful organization. I understand you have ten thousand here. And if you count the ones in the various federal prisons, it brings your total membership up to around thirty thousand.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Believe in something for another world, but don’t be too set on what it is, and then you won’t start out that life with a disappontment. Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead.”

Believe in something for another world, but don’t be too set on what it is, and then you won’t start out that life with a disappontment. Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I have always claimed Americans didn’t want a drink as bad as they wanted the right to take a drink if they did happen to want one.”

I have always claimed Americans didn’t want a drink as bad as they wanted the right to take a drink if they did happen to want one.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.”

I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “This session of Congress is also to relieve the farmer again, relieve him of any encouragement that he might have received during the last one.”

This session of Congress is also to relieve the farmer again, relieve him of any encouragement that he might have received during the last one.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have proven only one thing and that is you can’t ruin this country even with politics.”

Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have proven only one thing and that is you can’t ruin this country even with politics.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don’t get wet you can keep.”

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don’t get wet you can keep.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “There is not a better day in the world to be spent than with a lot of wise old cowmen around barbecued beef, black coffee and good free holy beans.”

There is not a better day in the world to be spent than with a lot of wise old cowmen around barbecued beef, black coffee and good free holy beans.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Banking and after-dinner speaking are two of the most nonessential industries we have in this country. I am ready to reform, if they are.”

Banking and after-dinner speaking are two of the most nonessential industries we have in this country. I am ready to reform, if they are.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “A holding company is the people you give your money to while you’re being searched.”

A holding company is the people you give your money to while you’re being searched.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.”

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I guess truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that can happen to you.”

I guess truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that can happen to you.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.”

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain’t saying anything.”

Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain’t saying anything.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Be a politician; no training necessary.”

Be a politician; no training necessary.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Our financial ills will never be settled till you fix it so every man will pay an income tax on what he earns, be it a farm, grocery store or municipal or government bonds.”

Our financial ills will never be settled till you fix it so every man will pay an income tax on what he earns, be it a farm, grocery store or municipal or government bonds.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “This stuff they are talking here in Congress costs the people of the United States $44 a page. That’s beside what it costs to ship it to the asylums where it’s read.”

This stuff they are talking here in Congress costs the people of the United States $44 a page. That’s beside what it costs to ship it to the asylums where it’s read.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “There ought to be one day – just one – when there is open season on senators.”

There ought to be one day – just one – when there is open season on senators.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The Supreme Court is divided almost in half on the decisions. Talk about an international court. How would we ever agree with a lot of foreigners when we can’t even agree among our own judges?”

The Supreme Court is divided almost in half on the decisions. Talk about an international court. How would we ever agree with a lot of foreigners when we can’t even agree among our own judges?

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “I see by the papers that they are going to do away with all the nuisance taxes. That means that a man can get a marriage license for nothing.”

I see by the papers that they are going to do away with all the nuisance taxes. That means that a man can get a marriage license for nothing.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “You shake a slogan at an American and it’s just like showing a hungry dog a bone.”

You shake a slogan at an American and it’s just like showing a hungry dog a bone.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “George Washington was quite a farmer. He was a farmer, Civil Engineer and gentleman. He made enough at civil engineering to indulge in both the other luxuries.”

George Washington was quite a farmer. He was a farmer, Civil Engineer and gentleman. He made enough at civil engineering to indulge in both the other luxuries.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.”

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “The trip across Arizona is just one oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there, I like Arizona.”

The trip across Arizona is just one oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there, I like Arizona.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “If you got a dollar, soak it away, put it in a savings bank, bury it, do anything but spend it. Spending when we didn’t have it put us where we are today. Saving when we’ve got it will get us back to where we was before we went cuckoo.”

If you got a dollar, soak it away, put it in a savings bank, bury it, do anything but spend it. Spending when we didn’t have it put us where we are today. Saving when we’ve got it will get us back to where we was before we went cuckoo.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.”

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “Say, did you read what this writer just dug up in George Washington’s diary? I was so ashamed I sat up all night reading it.”

Say, did you read what this writer just dug up in George Washington’s diary? I was so ashamed I sat up all night reading it.

— Will Rogers


Will Rogers Quote: “American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.”

American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.

— Will Rogers

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