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Andy Rooney Quote: “Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.”

Andy Rooney Quote: “Being kind is more important than being right.”

Andy Rooney Quote: “If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.”

Andy Rooney Quote: “Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.”

Andy Rooney Quote: “I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.”

Andy Rooney Quote: “Great teachers are usually a little crazy.”

Andy Rooney Quote: “The best thing about a vacation is planning it.”

Andy Rooney Quote: “The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.”

Andy Rooney Quote: “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

Andy Rooney Quote: “My advice is not to wait to be struck by an idea. If you’re a writer, you sit down and damn well decide to have an idea. That’s the way to get an idea.”

Andy Rooney Quote: “Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.”

Andy Rooney Quote: “It’s paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.”

Andy Rooney Quote: “Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.”

Andy Rooney Quote: “I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.”

Andy Rooney Quote: “Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.”

Andy Rooney Quote: “We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.”

Andy Rooney Quote: “The 50-50-90 rule: anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.”

Andy Rooney Quote: “We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of lonliness. We need each other and we need to get away from each other. We need proximity and distance, conversation and silence. We almost always get more of each than we want at any one time.”

Andy Rooney Quote: “Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can’t help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, “How can he want me the way I look in the morning?” It’s because we can’t see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.”

Andy Rooney Quote: “The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!”

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