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Darynda Jones Quote: “I’m a coffeeholic on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I’m on the road to the coffee shop.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. – STEPHEN WRIGHT.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “After risking my life by scaling an iron fence with pokey things on top, I scurried to the dark house.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Men in black are at the office?” “Well, yes, but they’re actually in more of a navy.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I have three words for you,” EMT Guy said. “Possible internal bleeding.” I turned back to him. “Don’t you think if I was bleeding internally, I’d know somewhere deep inside? Like, internally?”
Darynda Jones Quote: “The man stood back, not sure what to think. That was my secret weapon. Confuse ’em and keep ’em guessing long enough to run away. I.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Could you add a side of vague to that?”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I tried to start a gang once. It turned into a book club. – MEME.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “He’d make some lucky girl a fine ex-husband one day.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Don’t borrow trouble. Gotcha. So, then, can I rent it? – CHARLEY DAVIDSON.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “The smile that spread across her face couldn’t have been stopped if Moses himself had commanded it. Jesus, maybe, but Moses didn’t have quite enough clout to dampen her joy.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “One shot of our espresso, and you’ll be able to thread a sewing machine. While it’s running.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “A man with more bandages than a six-year-old left alone in a doctor’s office stumbled past the front of the station. The two plodded through the snow.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I’m giving up drinking for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Drinking for a month. -Meme.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I rolled my eyes so far back into my head, I almost seized.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “My Virginia has been entered more times than a Kardashian’s pin number.”
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