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Darynda Jones Quote: “My Virginia has been entered more times than a Kardashian’s pin number.”

451. “My Virginia has been entered more times than a Kardashian’s pin number.”

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Darynda Jones Quote: “Are we going to one of those kinky parties where everyone dresses like stuffed animals? ‘Cause those people freak me out.”

452. “Are we going to one of those kinky parties where everyone dresses like stuffed animals? ‘Cause those people freak me out.”

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Darynda Jones Quote: “Note to self. Prepare better when letting a man in a straitjacket cross.”

453. “Note to self. Prepare better when letting a man in a straitjacket cross.”

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Darynda Jones Quote: “So many dead people, so little time.”

454. “So many dead people, so little time.”

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Darynda Jones Quote: “Booze rarely talks, and when it does, it has nothing interesting to say.”

455. “Booze rarely talks, and when it does, it has nothing interesting to say.”

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Darynda Jones Quote: “Never let it be said that life in Charley Land wasn’t interesting.”

456. “Never let it be said that life in Charley Land wasn’t interesting.”

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Darynda Jones Quote: “She looked deep inside herself, but not too deep as she was a little scared of heights.”

457. “She looked deep inside herself, but not too deep as she was a little scared of heights.”

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Darynda Jones Quote: “If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. – STEPHEN WRIGHT.”

458. “If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. – STEPHEN WRIGHT.”

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Darynda Jones Quote: “After risking my life by scaling an iron fence with pokey things on top, I scurried to the dark house.”

459. “After risking my life by scaling an iron fence with pokey things on top, I scurried to the dark house.”

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Darynda Jones Quote: “Men in black are at the office?” “Well, yes, but they’re actually in more of a navy.”

460. “Men in black are at the office?” “Well, yes, but they’re actually in more of a navy.”

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Darynda Jones Quote: “I have three words for you,” EMT Guy said. “Possible internal bleeding.” I turned back to him. “Don’t you think if I was bleeding internally, I’d know somewhere deep inside? Like, internally?”

461. “I have three words for you,” EMT Guy said. “Possible internal bleeding.” I turned back to him. “Don’t you think if I was bleeding internally, I’d know somewhere deep inside? Like, internally?”

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Darynda Jones Quote: “Could you add a side of vague to that?”

462. “Could you add a side of vague to that?”

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Darynda Jones Quote: “I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.”

463. “I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.”

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Darynda Jones Quote: “He’d make some lucky girl a fine ex-husband one day.”

464. “He’d make some lucky girl a fine ex-husband one day.”

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Darynda Jones Quote: “The smile that spread across her face couldn’t have been stopped if Moses himself had commanded it. Jesus, maybe, but Moses didn’t have quite enough clout to dampen her joy.”

465. “The smile that spread across her face couldn’t have been stopped if Moses himself had commanded it. Jesus, maybe, but Moses didn’t have quite enough clout to dampen her joy.”

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Darynda Jones Quote: “One shot of our espresso, and you’ll be able to thread a sewing machine. While it’s running.”

466. “One shot of our espresso, and you’ll be able to thread a sewing machine. While it’s running.”

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Darynda Jones Quote: “A man with more bandages than a six-year-old left alone in a doctor’s office stumbled past the front of the station. The two plodded through the snow.”

467. “A man with more bandages than a six-year-old left alone in a doctor’s office stumbled past the front of the station. The two plodded through the snow.”

— Darynda Jones

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