Top 450 Darynda Jones Quotes (2024 Update)
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401. “I liked my Death Stars: gigantic, on the Dark Side, and powerful enough to destroy a planet.”

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402. “Again,” Reyes-Wan said.”

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403. “There’s another part, an obstinate part, that wants more. That wants Dutch live and in the flesh. That wants her hand. Her mouth. Her hips under mine. It wants all of her. Every last ounce. Body and soul.”

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404. “You only need to find yourself. Everything else can be Googled. – Meme.”

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405. “Just remember,” Reyes said, “anything you do to my daughter, I do to you.”

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406. “Katherine the Midwife.”

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407. “Courage is knowing it might hurt and doing it anyway. Stupidity is the same, and that’s why life is hard.”

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408. “I was like a small but devastating plague upon humanity.”

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409. “His mouth was truly one of his most spectacular accomplishments. It had the gentle fullness of passion, as though he’d just made love. As though he’d just satisfied some fortuitous woman’s deepest desires.”

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410. “Lover Awakened.”

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411. “The only thing I hated worse than cleaning my apartment was torture, though the two were a hairsbreadth away from neck-and-neck. I.”

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412. “Because I don’t deserve your touch.”

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413. “There were few things Deaf people found more amusing than hearing people who knew just enough sign to be dangerous.”

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414. “When the going gets tough, the tough refuse to talk about it and insist on running away to stew in their own crabby insecurities.”

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415. “I block the internet because I’m a two-year-old and have no self-control. I don’t even look at email or hop on the internet. Once I’m down that rabbit hole, the day is lost. Again, I’m two.”

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416. “If overthinking situations burned calories I’d be dead. – Meme.”

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417. “Sometimes, I shock myself with the smart things I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seatbelt on. – Bumper Sticker.”

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418. “One corner of his full mouth tipped up as he watched me watch him. Then the slightest arching of his left brow, and my knees almost gave beneath me. I had never seen anything so beautiful in all my life.”

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419. “Evil is simply the absence of good, the absence of God.”

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420. “Just in case, though, I stormed into my apartment, tossed a quick hello to Mr. Wong, then rummaged through my entertainment center to lay out all my exorcism equipment. I kept it in my entertainment center because exorcisms were nothing if not entertaining.”

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421. “The guy had more secrets than Victoria.”

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422. “A blank is the only thing I draw well. – T-SHIRT.”

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423. “Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.”

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424. “In the meantime, I had to get dressed and go to work, because going to work in my pajamas was apparently the definition of unprofessional. Cookie’s words. I looked it up though. She was wrong. Webster’s mentioned nothing about pajamas.”

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425. “Are we not all products of the world we were born into just as much as, if not more than, the parents we were given to?”

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426. “Just to believe in yourself. Respect yourself and who you are and don’t ever let anyone change that.”

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427. “For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.”

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428. “A traumatized brain was a complicated brain.”

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429. “Your darkness is not born of malevolence, but of void, one that waits for light to fill it. The light from the First Star. When it does, you will become more than you ever imagined. I cannot see this, but I have read it in the prophecies.”

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430. “For a long time I only stare. A thousand thoughts hit me at once, the least of which is the fact that she is real. Flesh and blood. Dutch. Her light soaks into me. Begins to heal me instantly. I begin to calm. To slow my breathing. To clear my head. I don’t know what to think, other than the fact that she is more beautiful than I ever dreamed. She is real. And she has seen me. The real me. I have no robes to hide beneath now. No cloak.”

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431. “Can I get a coffee with extra coffee?”

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432. “And those who can see the departed usually see only a gray mist where you might be. Or they’ll feel a rush of cold air when you walk past. But I can see you, touch you, hear you, pretty much anything you.”

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433. “I woke up at four thirty the next morning – also known as five minutes past ungodly – and.”

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434. “Insanity takes its toll. Please have exact change.”

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435. “What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor. – Meme.”

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436. “There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe in magic and those who are wrong.”

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437. “Q: How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Into what?”

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438. “Of course, I have flaws, but my boobs usually distract people from them. – T-shirt.”

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439. “It got awkward, and then I made it worse somehow. – An autobiography.”

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440. “I’m the type of person whose sense of humor could be described as inappropriate with a chance of ruining family dinner.”

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441. “I mean, seriously. A dungeon? Are we talking The Princess Bride or Fifty Shades?”

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442. “It’s a threat.” “Ah.” “And not an idle one, either,” she warned. “There is nothing idle about my threats. My threats are hardworking. Not afraid to get their hands dirty.”

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443. “Four out of five dentists agree: lying through your teeth does NOT count as flossing. – Meme.”

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444. “You’re plying me with your feminine wiles?” “Not at all. I left my feminine wiles in my other pants. And I very rarely ply in public.”

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445. “I’m giving up drinking for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Drinking for a month. -Meme.”

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446. “So many dead people, so little time.”

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447. “Booze rarely talks, and when it does, it has nothing interesting to say.”

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448. “Never let it be said that life in Charley Land wasn’t interesting.”

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449. “She looked deep inside herself, but not too deep as she was a little scared of heights.”

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450. “I’m a coffeeholic on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I’m on the road to the coffee shop.”

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