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Darynda Jones Quote: “Why would he lie? He has the dagger. He freely admitted to taking it.” “Dutch, they lie because that is what they do. That is who they are. They lie when the truth would sound better. So, can I sever his spine yet?” “No, you can’t. I think he could be an asset.” “You’re partly right. He can be an ass.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I liked my Death Stars: gigantic, on the Dark Side, and powerful enough to destroy a planet.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Again,” Reyes-Wan said.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “You only need to find yourself. Everything else can be Googled. – Meme.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I was like a small but devastating plague upon humanity.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Katherine the Midwife.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “When the going gets tough, the tough refuse to talk about it and insist on running away to stew in their own crabby insecurities.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “His mouth was truly one of his most spectacular accomplishments. It had the gentle fullness of passion, as though he’d just made love. As though he’d just satisfied some fortuitous woman’s deepest desires.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Lover Awakened.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “The only thing I hated worse than cleaning my apartment was torture, though the two were a hairsbreadth away from neck-and-neck. I.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Because I don’t deserve your touch.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “There were few things Deaf people found more amusing than hearing people who knew just enough sign to be dangerous.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I block the internet because I’m a two-year-old and have no self-control. I don’t even look at email or hop on the internet. Once I’m down that rabbit hole, the day is lost. Again, I’m two.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “If overthinking situations burned calories I’d be dead. – Meme.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Sometimes, I shock myself with the smart things I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seatbelt on. – Bumper Sticker.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Courage is knowing it might hurt and doing it anyway. Stupidity is the same, and that’s why life is hard.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “One corner of his full mouth tipped up as he watched me watch him. Then the slightest arching of his left brow, and my knees almost gave beneath me. I had never seen anything so beautiful in all my life.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Evil is simply the absence of good, the absence of God.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I’m not on the crazy train. Trains go fast. It’s more like a wagon. A long, slow ride on the crazy wagon. – MEME.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Just in case, though, I stormed into my apartment, tossed a quick hello to Mr. Wong, then rummaged through my entertainment center to lay out all my exorcism equipment. I kept it in my entertainment center because exorcisms were nothing if not entertaining.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “A blank is the only thing I draw well. – T-SHIRT.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “The guy had more secrets than Victoria.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “In the meantime, I had to get dressed and go to work, because going to work in my pajamas was apparently the definition of unprofessional. Cookie’s words. I looked it up though. She was wrong. Webster’s mentioned nothing about pajamas.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Are we not all products of the world we were born into just as much as, if not more than, the parents we were given to?”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Just to believe in yourself. Respect yourself and who you are and don’t ever let anyone change that.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “A traumatized brain was a complicated brain.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Your darkness is not born of malevolence, but of void, one that waits for light to fill it. The light from the First Star. When it does, you will become more than you ever imagined. I cannot see this, but I have read it in the prophecies.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “For a long time I only stare. A thousand thoughts hit me at once, the least of which is the fact that she is real. Flesh and blood. Dutch. Her light soaks into me. Begins to heal me instantly. I begin to calm. To slow my breathing. To clear my head. I don’t know what to think, other than the fact that she is more beautiful than I ever dreamed. She is real. And she has seen me. The real me. I have no robes to hide beneath now. No cloak.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Can I get a coffee with extra coffee?”
Darynda Jones Quote: “And those who can see the departed usually see only a gray mist where you might be. Or they’ll feel a rush of cold air when you walk past. But I can see you, touch you, hear you, pretty much anything you.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I woke up at four thirty the next morning – also known as five minutes past ungodly – and.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Q: How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Into what?”
Darynda Jones Quote: “It got awkward, and then I made it worse somehow. – An autobiography.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe in magic and those who are wrong.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Insanity takes its toll. Please have exact change.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “You’re plying me with your feminine wiles?” “Not at all. I left my feminine wiles in my other pants. And I very rarely ply in public.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Of course, I have flaws, but my boobs usually distract people from them. – T-shirt.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I’m the type of person whose sense of humor could be described as inappropriate with a chance of ruining family dinner.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I mean, seriously. A dungeon? Are we talking The Princess Bride or Fifty Shades?”
Darynda Jones Quote: “It’s a threat.” “Ah.” “And not an idle one, either,” she warned. “There is nothing idle about my threats. My threats are hardworking. Not afraid to get their hands dirty.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Four out of five dentists agree: lying through your teeth does NOT count as flossing. – Meme.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “He’d make some lucky girl a fine ex-husband one day.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Don’t borrow trouble. Gotcha. So, then, can I rent it? – CHARLEY DAVIDSON.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “The smile that spread across her face couldn’t have been stopped if Moses himself had commanded it. Jesus, maybe, but Moses didn’t have quite enough clout to dampen her joy.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “One shot of our espresso, and you’ll be able to thread a sewing machine. While it’s running.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “A man with more bandages than a six-year-old left alone in a doctor’s office stumbled past the front of the station. The two plodded through the snow.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I’m giving up drinking for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Drinking for a month. -Meme.”
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