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Darynda Jones Quote: “Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Mistakes were made. Others were blamed.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Don’t judge me because I’m quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “She’s like a hurricane on crystal meth.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I chose the road less traveled. Now I’m lost.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Never knock on death’s door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. – T-shirt.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I may not look like much, but I’m an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you’re done.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Do not disturb. Already there.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “There are very few personal problems that can’t be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Life isn't about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I stop fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now. T-shirt.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “The fact that there’s a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. –.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. -T-Shirt.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I know karate, and like two other Japanese words – T-SHIRT.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. – T-SHIRT.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “That’s the thing about things. They tend to happen.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “There is a great need for a sarcasm font.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Jesus may love you, but i’m his favourite.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Friends don’t let friends get killed by serial killers.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “What’s your specialty? Oh, you know. Madness. Mayhem. Debauchery. And even with all that going for me, I can still make a mean mojito.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “When I want your opinion, I’ll remove the duct tape. – T-SHIRT.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I knew dating the son of Satan would turn out badly.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “There comes a moment when you know you just aren’t going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “If I couldn’t be a good example, I’d just have to be a horrible warning.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean’s existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “You’re the reason I breathe.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Destiny or the Evil One That Comes in the Night to Make Us Chilly.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “An integral part of any best friend’s job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy’s Porsche.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – T-SHIRT.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and precession.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination. Hot dogs on a grill, maybe. Tequila.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I did that thing where you scratch your eyebrow and flip someone off at the same time. I’m good at multitasking like that.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. – T-SHIRT.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I strode toward Mr. Coffee with lust in my eyes. We’d had a thing for quite some time now Mr. Coffee and I...”
Darynda Jones Quote: “See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I came into this world covered in someone else’s blood and screaming. I’m not afraid to leave it the same way.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “While I was busy reminiscing about my first day on earth, I had forgotten that I was falling to my death. Damned ADD.”
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