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Darynda Jones Quote: “Paperbacks make the world go round. Okay, maybe only my world. Either way paperbacks rock!”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Misery loves company, which explains my sudden popularity. – T-SHIRT.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I stood, crossed over to my office and poured him a cup, then asked if he liked his coffee like I liked my Death Stars: gigantic, on the Dark Side, and powerful enough to destroy a planet. He laughed softly. “A little cream is fine.” “One coffee high coming up,” I.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “There is a difference between fresh and weird. You never want to throw your reader out of the story. Keep it fresh but natural.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Charley Davidson, Private Investigator, Because No One Is Better At Investigating Your Privates.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “She said her mother has a strap-on named Event Horizon.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I was my own girl, and no one was walking on this carpet but me.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Does workman’s comp cover paper cuts?” “Do chickens lay snowballs?”
Darynda Jones Quote: “He turned the corner and flipped me off at the same time. See? Men could multitask. I was so proud of him.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I caused more trouble than gonorrhea.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “We were venturing onto uncomfortable ground. Compliments weren’t part of our MO. Passive-aggressive insults were. Mild threats. A little nagging here and there.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Just because I see dead people doesn’t mean I want to be dead people.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I had to promise to look him up if I was ever in the City of Angels.” She winked to Uncle Bob. “He liked my voice.” “Mom,” Amber said, utterly appalled. “You used your feminine wiles on a man you don’t even know.” Cookie smiled. “That’s what they’re for, honey. Eat your salad.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “The dreams continue for over a month. Each reveals a new facet of her personality. One night, she is wild and unpredictable. The next, she is shy or giggly or coy. She laughs and growls and bites and sucks.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “And as your writing evolves, what you need and get from it evolves.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Holy water may fend off demons, but spiders were completely unfazed by it.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “It’s the simple things in life, and all that crap.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “We watch movies while Uncle Reyes makes cockporn.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “If he were ever to break up with me, I would so be that stalker ex-girlfriend who stole his underwear and hid in the hedges outside his bedroom window.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Not just power,” Garrett said, growing excited. “Unimaginable power. According to his prophecies, you will recruit a warrior, a scholar, a prophet, gatekeeper, a warden, and a couple of other figures Dr. von Holstein is still working on.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Humor is so subjective, not everyone is going to get what you are peddling. Others will be offended when what you meant no offense whatsoever. Those are the stakes. You have to be able to stand up for yourself and what you’ve written. Comedy pushes limits, makes people uncomfortable, and is a natural reaction to the environment. Otherwise, as I said, it is forced. Let it flow and give your characters permission to cross a line or two, but only if you can take the heat afterward.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “No offense, but what on earth could I ask of you that would be a great hardship?” His gaze rested on my mouth before making its way to my eyes again. “You could ask for the world, and then where would civilization be when I conquered it and laid it at your feet?”
Darynda Jones Quote: “No dead people beyond this door,′ ” he read aloud from beyond the door. ” ‘And, yes, if you suddenly have the ability to walk through walls, you’re dead. You’re not lying somewhere in a drainage ditch waiting to wake up. Get over it, and stay the hell out of my bathroom.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I once made a pot of coffee so strong, it opened a jar for me. – T-SHIRT.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I’d considered therapy, but the never-ending search for mental stability would cut into my couch potato time. That couch was not going to sprout roots itself.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “At first, I found their enthusiasm a bit intimidating. But once I got to know them – and realized they weren’t swingers – I was grateful for it.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “You know how you heal really fast?” I stood and walked to the doorway that separated our offices. “Yes,” I answered, wondering where she was going with this. She was sucking the side of her index finger. “Maybe if you lick my cut, your spit will heal me fast, too.” “Dude,” I said, tamping down a giggle, “I’m not licking your cut.” “Just lick me.” She held out her finger. “This is going to be tender for days.” “I’m not licking you.” A line I rarely said aloud.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “No, I need your daughter.” Every.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Agent Carson pulled up in her SUV. We’d thrown her when we both climbed into her official vehicle, but I quickly explained that Reyes, my affianced, had separation anxiety.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I don’t want you to forget this moment. In about a week, I’ll come up with a scathing retort. – T-SHIRT.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I’m not pubescent, darlin’. I’m pretty sure I can last more than fifteen minutes.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Honey, don’t worry about people who talk behind your back. They’re behind you for a reason.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “His hold was tight but tender, his breaths hoarse and ragged. I held his head to my chest for a long time, and I didn’t want to let go. I never wanted to let go.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Her face, a face that had been rosy not thirty seconds earlier, paled at my suggestion. She backed away as though I’d just told her I was going to murder her and keep her heart in a jar on my desk. I would never do such a thing. I’d keep it in a jar in the cupboard. I wasn’t morbid.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Nothing about her environment would be safe. I caused more trouble than gonorrhea.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I’m not sure I can physically handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I really just wanted to make sure my psychotic, sleep-deprived husband wasn’t wrestling hellhounds. That would have been a great metaphor if it weren’t real. I’d have to remember it. Use it metaphorically later.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “We watch movies while Uncle Reyes makes cockporn.” Everyone in the immediate area stilled while Reyes and I pressed our mouths together, trying not to crack up. This was a serious situation, and cracking up now would just be wrong. “Popcorn, honey,” Amador said. Then he looked at Bianca. “Hon, she really needs to learn how to say that word.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “And he was damned nice to look at, even when he scowled. In fact, if I were totally honest, that scowl only added to the allure that was Reyes Farrow. Damn it. When I scowled, I looked constipated. Leave it to the son of Satan to turn a scowl into the stuff of fantasies.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “It was one thing to die. It was another to lose one’s soul. To come to a complete end. To exist no longer.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Holy crap and damn. Now they both hated me. At least Cookie still liked me. “I hate you,” Cookie said as she checked her phone. “Just so you know.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I thought about throwing my grocery bags at him and making a run for it, but those avocados were expensive. Damn my love of guacamole.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “He let go of one gun and put his hand on my face as though it were a precious jewel. “Pumpkin.” Or an autumn fruit.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Better to see dead than be dead.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “How he could have such a reaction with me looking like the Pillsbury Doughboy astonished me. He was kinky. I’d take it.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Clearly you do not understand the innate intricacies and often illogical drives of an A freak.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “There’s another part, an obstinate part, that wants more. That wants Dutch live and in the flesh. That wants her hand. Her mouth. Her hips under mine. It wants all of her. Every last ounce. Body and soul.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Just remember,” Reyes said, “anything you do to my daughter, I do to you.”
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