Top 20 National Chocolate Day Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “Give them quality. That’s the best kind of advertising.”

— Milton S. Hershey

2. “Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.”

— Michael Levine

3. “Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don’t need an appointment.”

— Jill Shalvis

4. “When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.”

— Regina Brett

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5. “I never met a chocolate I could not eat.”

— Danielle Steel

6. “Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”

— Winston Groom

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7. “Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.”

— Audrey Hepburn

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8. “When we don’t have the words chocolate can speak volumes.”

— Joan Bauer

9. “There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.”

— Jill Shalvis

10. “Women need chocolate. It’s a scientific fact.”

— Sophie Kinsella

11. “Negativity isn’t the way to go, smile more, eat some chocolate.”

— Ed Sheeran

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12. “After about twenty years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.”

— Mel Gibson

13. “If chocolate were a mandatory part of breakfast, people wouldn’t be so grouchy in the morning.”

— Joanne Fluke

14. “Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.”

— John Milton

15. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”

— Charles M. Schulz

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16. “Life isn't about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate.”

— Darynda Jones

17. “If it were easy to resist, it would not be called chocolate cake.”

— Maryrose Wood

18. “Chocolate says “I’m sorry” so much better than words.”

— Rachel Vincent

19. “Happiness is German engineering, Italian cooking, and Belgian chocolate.”

— Patricia Briggs

20. “If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.”

— Jane Seabrook

21. “Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.”

— Jo Brand

22. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”

— Linda Grayson

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23. “I could give up chocolate but I’m not a quitter.”

— Lora Brody

24. “Life without chocolate is just an existence.”

— Sue Costello