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Darynda Jones Quote: “Thank the gods Ubie’d had her detailed, because blood simmering under the New Mexico sun was never a good scent choice for cars. I preferred pine. Or.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “WHILE writing, just try to have fun with your ms. Enjoy the process, but push on. Always push toward the finish line!”
Darynda Jones Quote: “You didn’t bring any C-4, did you?” “Javier, you have to let that go. Let bygones be bygones.” He pulled his sidearm and clicked off the safety. “I’ll show you bygones.” “Now, now,” Garrett said, wrestling the gun from him. “Charley brings out the worst in all of us. It’s not her fault.” “He’s right,” I said. “I have a condition.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I spotted Mr. Reyes Farrow standing next to his stunning ’70 Plymouth ‘Cuda. Classic. Dark. And all muscle. The car was hot, too.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Why do you suppose I’m here?” I asked him. Angel. A thirteen-year-old departed gangbanger. “Just ’cause you’re supposed to be, I guess.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “That was one thing about the Deaf community I always admired beyond belief – they were the most accepting lot I’d ever come across. It didn’t matter what else you had to deal with, blindness, mental challenges, fetal alcohol syndrome, autism, whatever else you were dealing with, if you were culturally Deaf, they accepted you as one of their own. Even, apparently, if you had supernatural sight.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I looked up into the glittering depths of his mahagony irises. A soft line had formed between his brows as he studied me, and I realized for the thousandth time I could not read him. Not like I could most people. I felt emotion roiling within him, but i was jumbled, chaotic, a mixture of desire and concern and regret.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I could fight a dozen hounds from hell, I could bring down the son of Satan with a word, but put me in the ring with a psychotic chick, and I go down in the first.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Freaking Kodak moments sucked when you didn’t actually have a Kodak.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “There must be a special, less volcanic portion of hell that was partitioned off and set aside for people who weren’t all bad, just a little vindictive. They could call it the drama queen ward. It would be a huge hit.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Closure, good or bad, is not overrated.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “When I’m not scouring through the backstreets of every city in the state, I keep an eye on the girl. My girl.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “The woman eyed Ubie a moment before grabbing a pen and writing down the dates I had. Ubie eyed her back. Sparks flew.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Apparently, in high school, Cookie had been voted Person Most Likely to Die Any Second Now.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Do you pay me? I feel more like a slave.” “Please, you’re way cheaper than a slave. You provide your own shelter, pay your own bills.” Ever.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I think I was born making up stories in my head. I wrote my first play when I was 5. No, I couldn’t write yet. It was with a stick on a piece of paper that floated by on the wind, and it was about a girl named Cindy. The fact that it closely resembled Cinderella is pure coincidence.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Aw. She thought I was fruity. I got that a lot.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Are you free?” he asked. “No, but I’m on sale for a dollar ninety-nine.” He sighed, adding fuel to the fire. “Do you have a minute?” I patted my pockets. “Not on me, but I can go through the couch cushions.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “You need to listen to what Mom has to say.” “No, I don’t.” “She deserves that much, Charley.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Some days you’re the cat. Some days you’re the brand-new, suede leather Barcalounger. – T-SHIRT.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Reyes,” she said, stars in her eyes. “He likes my cinnamon rolls.” “I can’t believe this. You’re cheating on me with Reyes? You’ve been making him your famous cinnamon rolls while I’ve been stuck in a hell dimension, longing for the ability to chew my toenails just for something to do?” Amber whisked by us. “And enchiladas. He loves her enchiladas.” “Cook!” The sting of a thousand traitorous daggers pierced my heart. “I’m telling Uncle Bob.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Valencia’s men scrambled to help their boss, but Reyes had been chomping at the bit long enough. He let loose. Got into a couple of fistfights for the fun of it before snapping necks one by one. They didn’t know what hit them. Then again, their deaths were merciful compared to what they did to their victims. Their eternal damnations following death, however, would be another story. I.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “10 I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure. – T-SHIRT.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Look,” he said, clearly having made up his mind, “I’ve made up my mind.” Nailed it.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Someone had to laugh, and I was pretty much the only one who got me. It was a lonely life.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “There’s no i in team, mister!”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Justice may be blind, but she was an awesome elixir.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “People were never, ever, ever 100 percent honest about their feelings. Never.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “She said her mother has a strap-on named Event Horizon.” I hid a burst of laughter behind a cough, then asked, “Do you know what a strap-on is?” She gave me a look of incredulity. “Of course. I know what a bra is. You strap it on.” “Right.” I patted her shoulder. “Well, some people name their bras. Personally, I find the practice bizarre.” She giggled. “You name everything.” “Not my bras. Who does that?” I.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “The departed exist on one plane, and the human race exists on another, and somehow – whether by freak accident, divine intervention, or psychological disorder – I exist on both. A.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “According to this, it’s not the Twelve that is going to be the undoing of the Daughter of Light, but the Thirteenth Warrior.” “Antonio Banderas is going to be my undoing? I’m rife with anticipation.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “As it stood, I was having to do way more legwork than I’d planned when I decided on these boots.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I still had my hand on his side, careful not to press. He reached out and hooked a finger into the belt loop on my jeans. It felt so natural, so fulfilling, to be there with him. To talk with him as if we did it everyday. As if we’d been doung it every day for years. Not even the heat of Ian’s fury could penetrate the warmth I was getting from Reyes.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “If life hands you lemons, keep them. Because, hey, free lemons. – T-SHIRT.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Just as I put my plate on my desk, I noticed a priest waiting in Cookie’s office. He was wearing a jacket and jeans, but the collar gave it away every time. We’d apparently forgotten to lock the door, but in all my years as a PI, a priest was new. I felt like I should do the sign of the cross as I walked forward, but I could never remember if it was up-down-left-right or up-down-right-left. I was so bad with directions.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “You look like heaven,” he said. “That’s weird, because you look like hell.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Osh, we are going to have to tie you up and torture you. Sorry.” “Really?” He stood and removed his top hat, a broad grin splitting his perfect face. With the enthusiasm of a virgin at a brothel, he slapped his hands together and rubbed them in anticipation. “Where do you want me?” Osh sat down and Garrett began the bondage process. Was it wrong that I had a hankering for gay porn at that moment?”
Darynda Jones Quote: “A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?” BUMPER STICKER.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I breathed in the heat that spiraled around him. He gave me every ounce of attention he had to offer, focused like a leopard focusing on his prey, just long enough to cause a warmth to crack open and spill into my chest. Over my stomach. Between my legs.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “We were venturing into Denialville again, which was not nearly as fun as Margaritaville.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Guys made this stuff look so easy. The only things I liked to scale on a semi-regular basis were those same guys who made this stuff look easy.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I’m like crack. People don’t want to like me, but once they get a taste, they always come back for more.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “I am a huge believer in revelations and fun twists.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Who is Dr. A. von Holstein? And is he related, by chance, to a race of cows?”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Denial was not just a river in Egypt.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Anther spasm ripped through me and all I could wonder was why in the world had women been doing this for thousands of years? This was barbaric. This was torture. Never again. Never again as long as I lived would I have another baby, so Beep had better be pretty awesome.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Tequila often gave people the desire to tackle the impossible. It did not, however, make impossible possible.”
Darynda Jones Quote: “Knock, knock.” Auri put down her coffee and texted back. “Who’s there?” “A little old lady.” She knew this one but went along with it, anyway. “A little old lady who?” “Oh, my god! All this time, I had no idea you could yodel!”
Darynda Jones Quote: “His presence made the air crackle with electricity, mostly because of all the spontaneous ovulating going on when he walked in.”
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