Top 60 Demotivational Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “You can’t get out of life alive.”

— Les Brown

52. “It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.”

— Gore Vidal

53. “Life’s not fair; why should I be?”

— Margaret Atwood

54. “Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?”

— Davy Jones

55. “Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.”

— Robert A. Heinlein

56. “Academia is to knowledge what prostitution is to love; close enough on the surface but, to the non-sucker, not exactly the same thing.”

— Nassim Nicholas Taleb

57. “I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.”

— W. C. Fields

58. “I am alone. There is no God where I am.”

— Aleister Crowley

59. “Life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you’ll have the time of your life!”

— Billy Connolly

60. “Don’t ask me, I don’t know.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

61. “I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.”

— George Carlin

62. “War, what’s it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again.”

— Edwin Starr

63. “Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.”

— Joss Whedon

64. “When you’re born into this world, you’re given a ticket to the freak show. If you’re born in America you get a front row seat.”

— George Carlin