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George Carlin Quote: “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

George Carlin Quote: “Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

George Carlin Quote: “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

George Carlin Quote: “Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.”

George Carlin Quote: “Everyone smiles in the same language.”

George Carlin Quote: “Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.”

George Carlin Quote: “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”

George Carlin Quote: “Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”

George Carlin Quote: “Always do whatever’s next.”

George Carlin Quote: “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”

George Carlin Quote: “Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.”

George Carlin Quote: “Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.”

George Carlin Quote: “Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

George Carlin Quote: “Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

George Carlin Quote: “If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.”

George Carlin Quote: “It's never just a game when you're winning.”

George Carlin Quote: “If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? ”

George Carlin Quote: “The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.”

George Carlin Quote: “Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.”

George Carlin Quote: “A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.”

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