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George Carlin Quote: “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

— George Carlin



George Carlin Quote: “Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

— George Carlin


George Carlin Quote: “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

— George Carlin


George Carlin Quote: “Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.”

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

— George Carlin


George Carlin Quote: “Everyone smiles in the same language.”

Everyone smiles in the same language.

— George Carlin


George Carlin Quote: “Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.”

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

— George Carlin


George Carlin Quote: “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

— George Carlin


George Carlin Quote: “Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

— George Carlin


George Carlin Quote: “Always do whatever’s next.”

Always do whatever’s next.

— George Carlin


George Carlin Quote: “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

— George Carlin



George Carlin Quote: “Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.”

Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.

— George Carlin


George Carlin Quote: “Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.”

Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.

— George Carlin


George Carlin Quote: “Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

— George Carlin


George Carlin Quote: “Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

— George Carlin


George Carlin Quote: “If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.”

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

— George Carlin


George Carlin Quote: “If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? ”

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

— George Carlin


George Carlin Quote: “It's never just a game when you're winning.”

It's never just a game when you're winning.

— George Carlin


George Carlin Quote: “The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.”

The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

— George Carlin


George Carlin Quote: “Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.”

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

— George Carlin


George Carlin Quote: “A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.”

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

— George Carlin


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