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Top 100 George Burns Quotes (2025 Update)
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George Burns Quote: “I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.”

101. “I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.”

— George Burns

George Burns Quote: “When we played the back end of a horse we always knew that if we worked hard and did a good job we could become the front end.”

102. “When we played the back end of a horse we always knew that if we worked hard and did a good job we could become the front end.”

— George Burns

George Burns Quote: “Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.”

103. “Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.”

— George Burns

George Burns Quote: “I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.”

104. “I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.”

— George Burns

George Burns Quote: “Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould’s been trying that for forty years.”

105. “Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould’s been trying that for forty years.”

— George Burns

George Burns Quote: “I get a standing ovation just standing.”

106. “I get a standing ovation just standing.”

— George Burns

George Burns Quote: “When I wasn’t working, I put the blame directly where it belonged – I blamed my agent. When I didn’t have an agent, I spent time looking for a new agent so I would have somebody to blame.”

107. “When I wasn’t working, I put the blame directly where it belonged – I blamed my agent. When I didn’t have an agent, I spent time looking for a new agent so I would have somebody to blame.”

— George Burns

George Burns Quote: “How did I ever get sick? I’ve already had everything.”

108. “How did I ever get sick? I’ve already had everything.”

— George Burns

George Burns Quote: “This is all so exciting I’ve decided to keep making one movie every 36 years.”

109. “This is all so exciting I’ve decided to keep making one movie every 36 years.”

— George Burns

George Burns Quote: “Much later in life, though, Gracie made a major contribution to the opera world. She stayed out of it.”

110. “Much later in life, though, Gracie made a major contribution to the opera world. She stayed out of it.”

— George Burns

George Burns Quote: “When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I’m labeled senile.”

111. “When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I’m labeled senile.”

— George Burns

George Burns Quote: “Life’s but a day at most.”

112. “Life’s but a day at most.”

— George Burns

George Burns Quote: “Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.”

113. “Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.”

— George Burns

George Burns Quote: “If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I’d sleep with it.”

114. “If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I’d sleep with it.”

— George Burns

George Burns Quote: “When I’m in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.”

115. “When I’m in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.”

— George Burns

George Burns Quote: “This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.”

116. “This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.”

— George Burns

George Burns Quote: “The Pope’s entrance was stunning. Maybe the Catholics know about miracles, and maybe they know about saints, but they’ve never received enough credit for what they know about show business.”

117. “The Pope’s entrance was stunning. Maybe the Catholics know about miracles, and maybe they know about saints, but they’ve never received enough credit for what they know about show business.”

— George Burns

George Burns Quote: “What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.”

118. “What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.”

— George Burns

George Burns Quote: “When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.”

119. “When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.”

— George Burns

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