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Groucho Marx Quote: “The only real laughter comes from despair.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Hello, I must be going.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don’t practice law and I don’t walk on the ceiling.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Don’t let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract – Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We’ll take it right out, eh?”
Groucho Marx Quote: “This isn’t a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “I’m going to Iowa for an award. Then I’m appearing at Carnegie Hall, it’s sold out. Then I’m sailing to France to be honored by the French government – I’d give it all up for one erection.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Growing old is something you do if you’re lucky.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Don’t look now, but there’s one too many in this room and I think it’s you.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me?”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Die, my dear? Why that’s the last thing I’ll do!”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “The admission fee was a viper’s tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “I cannot say that I don’t disagree with you.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “My brother thinks he’s a chicken-We don’t talk him out of it because we need the eggs.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Groucho: You know I think you’re the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don’t mind lying if it gets me somewhere.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn’t time to dig trenches. We’ll have to buy them ready made.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Well, Art is Art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you’ll duck soup for the rest of your life.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “All geniuses die young.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can’t make head nor tail out of it.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Home is where you hang your head.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can’t see the stove.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “With a little study you’ll go a long ways, and I wish you’d start now.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put “Emily, I love you” on the back of the bill.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “It isn’t so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “I’m leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it’s not raining.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.”
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