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Groucho Marx Quote: “If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don’t mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “That’s three quotes? Add another quote and make it a gallon.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “How would you like to feel the way she looks.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “He thinks I look alike!”
Groucho Marx Quote: “I know, I know – you’re a woman who’s had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you’ll have to stay in the garage all night.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: “Remember, you’re fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably more than she ever did.””
Groucho Marx Quote: “Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “I hope they bury me near a strait man.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “But what makes wage slaves? Wages!”
Groucho Marx Quote: “I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, “I was just whispering in her mouth””
Groucho Marx Quote: “I am a man and you are a woman. I can’t think of a better arrangement.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Madam, you’re making history, in fact, you’re making me, and I wish you’d keep my hands to yourself.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Wives are people who feel they don’t dance enough.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don’t anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you’re always trying for a topper you aren’t really listening. It ruins communication.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Room service? Send up a larger room.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn’t end there.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Women should be obscene, not heard.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Don’t be silly. I’ll write you twice a week.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “I’ve met a lot of pin-up girls, but I’ve never been able to pin one down.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “If they’d lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I’d settle here until the next earthquake.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “He’s so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he’d burn for three days.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Groucho Marx “This is not a book that should be set aside lightly – it should be flung with great force.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Scientists make these deductions by examining a rat, or your landlord who won’t cut the rent, and what do they find? Asparagus.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “TV is the rat race of the century.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don’t let the men know.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!”
Groucho Marx Quote: “I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “According to the wire, you are resting well and are being taken care of by a nurse. I hope she is beautiful and that she has red hair. I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair. Red hair makes a man want to recover his health quickly, so that he can get on his feet and get the nurse off hers.” – Groucho Marx, letter to his son.”
Groucho Marx Quote: “Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.”
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