Top 500 Lemony Snicket Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.”

— Lemony Snicket

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2. “If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.”

— Lemony Snicket

3. “Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.”

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4. “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.”

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5. “At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough. and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.”

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6. “Wicked people never have time for reading. It’s one of the reasons for their wickedness.”

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7. “Don’t repeat yourself. It’s not only repetitive, it’s redundant, and people have heard it before.”

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8. “Just because you don’t understand it doesn’t mean it isn’t so.”

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9. “I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong.”

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10. “A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded.”

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11. “People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.”

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12. “They say in every library there is a single book that can answer the question that burns like a fire in the mind.”

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13. “I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”

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14. “All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.”

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15. “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.”

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16. “The sad truth is the truth is sad.”

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17. “They didn’t understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don’t understand it doesn’t mean it isn’t so.”

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18. “Memento mori- remember you will die.”

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19. “Sometimes words are not enough.”

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20. “I go to bed early and rise late and feel as if I have hardly slept, probably because I have been reading almost the entire time.”

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21. “Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.”

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22. “Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, with the exception of “systematically assisting Sisyphus’s stealthy, cyst-susceptible sister,” which is easier done than said.”

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23. “When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.”

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24. “It is very unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right.”

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25. “The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.”

— Lemony Snicket

26. “Grinning is something you do when you are entertained in some way, such as reading a good book or watching someone you don’t care for spill orange soda all over themselves.”

— Lemony Snicket

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27. “Well-read people are less likely to be evil.”

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28. “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”

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29. “Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.”

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30. “The difference between a house and a home is like the difference between a man and a woman – it might be embarrassing to explain, but it would be very unusual to get them confused.”

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31. “Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course. Piracy, for example, is a tradition that has been carried on for hundreds of years, but that doesn’t mean we should all attack ships and steal their gold.”

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32. “If you have ever lost a loved one, then you know exactly how it feels. And if you have not, then you cannot possibly imagine it.”

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33. “Bad circumstances have a way of ruining things that would otherwise be pleasant.”

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34. “Miracles can happen, even to those who are small, flammable, and dressed all in black.”

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35. “Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.”

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36. “One of the remarkable things about love is that, despite very irritating people writing poems and songs about how pleasant it is, it really is quite pleasant.”

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37. “A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them.”

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38. “Beef. Yes. Roast beef. It’s the Swedish term for beef that is roasted.”

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39. “Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”

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40. “People don’t always get what they deserve in this world.”

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41. “There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don’t.”

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42. “Grammar is the greatest joy in life, don’t you find?”

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43. “There are those who say that life is like a book, with chapters for each event in your life and a limited number of pages on which you can spend your time. But I prefer to think that a book is like a life, particularly a good one, which is well to worth staying up all night to finish.”

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44. “There is no worse sound in the world than someone who cannot play the violin but insists on doing so anyway.”

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45. “There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.”

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46. “Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around that you cannot see until it is too late and you can do nothing else but scream and cling to a plastic duck.”

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47. “Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation.”

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48. “Can’t we sleep ten minutes more? I was having a lovely dream about sneezing without covering my mouth, and giving everybody germs.”

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49. “No matter who you are, no matter where you live, and no matter how many people are chasing you, what you don’t read is often as important as what you do read.”

— Lemony Snicket

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50. “Just because something is typed-whether it is typed on a business card or typed in a newspaper or book-this does not mean that it is true.”

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