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Lemony Snicket Quote: “Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.”

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

— Lemony Snicket



Lemony Snicket Quote: “If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.”

If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.”

Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.”

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “Wicked people never have time for reading. It’s one of the reasons for their wickedness.”

Wicked people never have time for reading. It’s one of the reasons for their wickedness.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough. and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.”

At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough. and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong.”

I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded.”

A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.”

People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “Don’t repeat yourself. It’s not only repetitive, it’s redundant, and people have heard it before.”

Don’t repeat yourself. It’s not only repetitive, it’s redundant, and people have heard it before.

— Lemony Snicket



Lemony Snicket Quote: “Just because you don’t understand it doesn’t mean it isn’t so.”

Just because you don’t understand it doesn’t mean it isn’t so.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “They say in every library there is a single book that can answer the question that burns like a fire in the mind.”

They say in every library there is a single book that can answer the question that burns like a fire in the mind.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quotes: “I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.” — Friedrich Nietzsche

I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

— Friedrich Nietzsche


Lemony Snicket Quotes: “All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.” — Robert R. McCammon

All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.

— Robert R. McCammon


Lemony Snicket Quote: “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.”

I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “The sad truth is the truth is sad.”

The sad truth is the truth is sad.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “They didn’t understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don’t understand it doesn’t mean it isn’t so.”

They didn’t understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don’t understand it doesn’t mean it isn’t so.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “Sometimes words are not enough.”

Sometimes words are not enough.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “I go to bed early and rise late and feel as if I have hardly slept, probably because I have been reading almost the entire time.”

I go to bed early and rise late and feel as if I have hardly slept, probably because I have been reading almost the entire time.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.”

Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.

— Lemony Snicket



Lemony Snicket Quote: “When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.”

When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, with the exception of “systematically assisting Sisyphus’s stealthy, cyst-susceptible sister,” which is easier done than said.”

Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, with the exception of “systematically assisting Sisyphus’s stealthy, cyst-susceptible sister,” which is easier done than said.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “Miracles can happen, even to those who are small, flammable, and dressed all in black.”

Miracles can happen, even to those who are small, flammable, and dressed all in black.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “Grinning is something you do when you are entertained in some way, such as reading a good book or watching someone you don’t care for spill orange soda all over themselves.”

Grinning is something you do when you are entertained in some way, such as reading a good book or watching someone you don’t care for spill orange soda all over themselves.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “One of the remarkable things about love is that, despite very irritating people writing poems and songs about how pleasant it is, it really is quite pleasant.”

One of the remarkable things about love is that, despite very irritating people writing poems and songs about how pleasant it is, it really is quite pleasant.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “It is very unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right.”

It is very unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quotes: “The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.” — D. H. Lawrence

The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.

— D. H. Lawrence


Lemony Snicket Quote: “Bad circumstances have a way of ruining things that would otherwise be pleasant.”

Bad circumstances have a way of ruining things that would otherwise be pleasant.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “People don’t always get what they deserve in this world.”

People don’t always get what they deserve in this world.

— Lemony Snicket



Lemony Snicket Quote: “Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course. Piracy, for example, is a tradition that has been carried on for hundreds of years, but that doesn’t mean we should all attack ships and steal their gold.”

Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course. Piracy, for example, is a tradition that has been carried on for hundreds of years, but that doesn’t mean we should all attack ships and steal their gold.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “If you have ever lost a loved one, then you know exactly how it feels. And if you have not, then you cannot possibly imagine it.”

If you have ever lost a loved one, then you know exactly how it feels. And if you have not, then you cannot possibly imagine it.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quotes: “A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them.” — Maria Montessori

A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them.

— Maria Montessori


Lemony Snicket Quote: “There are those who say that life is like a book, with chapters for each event in your life and a limited number of pages on which you can spend your time. But I prefer to think that a book is like a life, particularly a good one, which is well to worth staying up all night to finish.”

There are those who say that life is like a book, with chapters for each event in your life and a limited number of pages on which you can spend your time. But I prefer to think that a book is like a life, particularly a good one, which is well to worth staying up all night to finish.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.”

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quotes: “Beef. Yes. Roast beef. It’s the Swedish term for beef that is roasted.” — Friedrich Nietzsche

Beef. Yes. Roast beef. It’s the Swedish term for beef that is roasted.

— Friedrich Nietzsche


Lemony Snicket Quote: “Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”

Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.”

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “Well-read people are less likely to be evil.”

Well-read people are less likely to be evil.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around that you cannot see until it is too late and you can do nothing else but scream and cling to a plastic duck.”

Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around that you cannot see until it is too late and you can do nothing else but scream and cling to a plastic duck.

— Lemony Snicket



Lemony Snicket Quote: “The difference between a house and a home is like the difference between a man and a woman – it might be embarrassing to explain, but it would be very unusual to get them confused.”

The difference between a house and a home is like the difference between a man and a woman – it might be embarrassing to explain, but it would be very unusual to get them confused.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.”

There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “There is no worse sound in the world than someone who cannot play the violin but insists on doing so anyway.”

There is no worse sound in the world than someone who cannot play the violin but insists on doing so anyway.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don’t.”

There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don’t.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quotes: “One of the most difficult things to think about in life is one’s regrets. Something will happen to you, and you will do the wrong thing, and for years afterward you will wish you had done something different.” — Pearl S. Buck

One of the most difficult things to think about in life is one’s regrets. Something will happen to you, and you will do the wrong thing, and for years afterward you will wish you had done something different.

— Pearl S. Buck


Lemony Snicket Quote: “No matter who you are, no matter where you live, and no matter how many people are chasing you, what you don’t read is often as important as what you do read.”

No matter who you are, no matter where you live, and no matter how many people are chasing you, what you don’t read is often as important as what you do read.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “This toast feels raw. Is it safe to eat raw toast?”

This toast feels raw. Is it safe to eat raw toast?

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “Today was a very cold and bitter day, as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate, if the cup of hot chocolate had vinegar added to it and were placed in a refrigerator for several hours.”

Today was a very cold and bitter day, as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate, if the cup of hot chocolate had vinegar added to it and were placed in a refrigerator for several hours.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “Can’t we sleep ten minutes more? I was having a lovely dream about sneezing without covering my mouth, and giving everybody germs.”

Can’t we sleep ten minutes more? I was having a lovely dream about sneezing without covering my mouth, and giving everybody germs.

— Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket Quote: “For Beatrice, our love broke my heart, and stopped yours.”

For Beatrice, our love broke my heart, and stopped yours.

— Lemony Snicket


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