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Woody Allen Quote: “My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign.”

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign.

— Woody Allen



Woody Allen Quote: “In the event of war, I’m a hostage.”

In the event of war, I’m a hostage.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.”

Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “Science is an intellectual dead end, you know? It’s a lot of little guys in tweed suits cutting up frogs on foundation grants.”

Science is an intellectual dead end, you know? It’s a lot of little guys in tweed suits cutting up frogs on foundation grants.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “Well, if I don’t get at least 16 hours, I’m a basket case.”

Well, if I don’t get at least 16 hours, I’m a basket case.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “Have you ever noticed that good people sleep better, but bad people seem to have more fun when they’re awake?”

Have you ever noticed that good people sleep better, but bad people seem to have more fun when they’re awake?

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “I failed to make the chess team because of my height.”

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “I heard that Commentary and Dissent had merged and formed Dysenery.”

I heard that Commentary and Dissent had merged and formed Dysenery.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.”

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “Some of the best memories of my childhood that I have are the times that I played hooky from school so I could spend my days in the public library reading all the wonderful books at my disposal.”

Some of the best memories of my childhood that I have are the times that I played hooky from school so I could spend my days in the public library reading all the wonderful books at my disposal.

— Woody Allen



Woody Allen Quote: “I don’t why whatever works and whatever doesn’t. You just make the film that you enjoy making at the time, and you think there’s a good chance that people might enjoy the story. You’re surprised pleasantly when they do. It’s just luck.”

I don’t why whatever works and whatever doesn’t. You just make the film that you enjoy making at the time, and you think there’s a good chance that people might enjoy the story. You’re surprised pleasantly when they do. It’s just luck.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “Just don’t take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.”

Just don’t take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “I always thought that as long as man is mortal, he will never be relaxed.”

I always thought that as long as man is mortal, he will never be relaxed.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “You’re a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent.”

You’re a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “Right now it’s only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.”

Right now it’s only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “You use sex to express every emotion except love.”

You use sex to express every emotion except love.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “I sued American Apparel because they calculatingly took my name, my likeness and image and used them publicly to promote their business.”

I sued American Apparel because they calculatingly took my name, my likeness and image and used them publicly to promote their business.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “Am I my brother’s keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo.”

Am I my brother’s keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.”

The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “It’s funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it’s a contradiction.”

It’s funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it’s a contradiction.

— Woody Allen



Woody Allen Quote: “Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.”

Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “I don’t believe in competition for artistic things. I just like the atmosphere of the Cannes festival. I don’t want to win anything or lose anything.”

I don’t believe in competition for artistic things. I just like the atmosphere of the Cannes festival. I don’t want to win anything or lose anything.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it.”

I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.”

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “There’s nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.”

There’s nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y’know. I broke two teeth trying to give a hickie to the Statue of Liberty.”

I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y’know. I broke two teeth trying to give a hickie to the Statue of Liberty.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.”

Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing.”

Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “The food in this place is really terrible. Yes, and such small portions. That’s essentially how I feel about life.”

The food in this place is really terrible. Yes, and such small portions. That’s essentially how I feel about life.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now.”

What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “I have no regard for that kind of ceremony. I just don’t think they know what they’re doing. When you see who wins those things-or who doesn’t win them-you can see how meaningless this Oscar thing is.”

I have no regard for that kind of ceremony. I just don’t think they know what they’re doing. When you see who wins those things-or who doesn’t win them-you can see how meaningless this Oscar thing is.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs.”

Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind – a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you’ve just made a down payment on a house.”

The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind – a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you’ve just made a down payment on a house.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “If there is reincarnation, I’d like to come back as Warren Beatty’s fingertips.”

If there is reincarnation, I’d like to come back as Warren Beatty’s fingertips.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not “the thing with feathers.” The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must take him to a specialist in Zurich.”

How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not “the thing with feathers.” The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must take him to a specialist in Zurich.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “You’re so good looking I can barely keep my eyes on the meter.”

You’re so good looking I can barely keep my eyes on the meter.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “Love may be the answer, but even though you’re watching for the solution, intercourse raises some rather interesting thoughts.”

Love may be the answer, but even though you’re watching for the solution, intercourse raises some rather interesting thoughts.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “We laughed over it, and Hemingway punched me in the mouth.”

We laughed over it, and Hemingway punched me in the mouth.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “Change is almost always negative. Things degenerate.”

Change is almost always negative. Things degenerate.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “The whole concept of awards is silly. I cannot abide by the judgment of other people, because if you accept it when they say you deserve an award, then you have to accept it when they say you don’t.”

The whole concept of awards is silly. I cannot abide by the judgment of other people, because if you accept it when they say you deserve an award, then you have to accept it when they say you don’t.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “When a doctor makes a mistake, it’s best to bury the subject.”

When a doctor makes a mistake, it’s best to bury the subject.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “I’ve inherited the worst of each parent. I have my father’s hypochondria and lack of concentration. I have his amorality. I have everything bad that he had. Then I have my mother’s surly, pill-like, complaining, whining attitude.”

I’ve inherited the worst of each parent. I have my father’s hypochondria and lack of concentration. I have his amorality. I have everything bad that he had. Then I have my mother’s surly, pill-like, complaining, whining attitude.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “I think universal harmony is a pipedream and it may be more productive to focus on more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling.”

I think universal harmony is a pipedream and it may be more productive to focus on more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.”

The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!”

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “I idolized Superman when I was younger. I thought he and I had a lot in common. He was always going into phonebooths and taking off all his clothes.”

I idolized Superman when I was younger. I thought he and I had a lot in common. He was always going into phonebooths and taking off all his clothes.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.”

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging.”

Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty.”

Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty.

— Woody Allen


Woody Allen Quote: “Drama, it would be as if you wrote some poetry. You’d run the risk of being embarrassed if people read it, because you’re pouring your heart out and you’re not mitigating it with any humor or anything.”

Drama, it would be as if you wrote some poetry. You’d run the risk of being embarrassed if people read it, because you’re pouring your heart out and you’re not mitigating it with any humor or anything.

— Woody Allen

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