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Woody Allen Quote: “For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.”
Woody Allen Quote: “I’m so excited-I think today I’m going to brush all my teeth.”
Woody Allen Quote: “I spend a lot of time idly. I go to sporting events, play my clarinet. I practise. But if you work every day, a certain amount on a steady basis, the work accumulates.”
Woody Allen Quote: “I wish my parents had raised me in Manhattan because I think it’s the greatest thing you can do for a kid is to raise them in New York City. I can see this with my own children.”
Woody Allen Quote: “We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit!”
Woody Allen Quote: “Me sitting down for dinner with Ingmar Bergman felt like a house painter sitting down with Picasso.”
Woody Allen Quote: “People always tease me. They say, look at you, you went for so much psychoanalysis and you’re so neurotic, you wind up marrying a girl so much younger than you.”
Woody Allen Quote: “For some reason I’ve always had an irrational love for New York. There’s no reason that you would necessarily like it on paper. It’s very expensive.”
Woody Allen Quote: “I can levitate birds. No one cares.”
Woody Allen Quote: “Dear Mom and Dad, Leave $50,000 in a bag under the bridge on Decatur Street. If there is no bridge on Decatur Street, please build one.”
Woody Allen Quote: “I don’t why whatever works and whatever doesn’t. You just make the film that you enjoy making at the time, and you think there’s a good chance that people might enjoy the story. You’re surprised pleasantly when they do. It’s just luck.”
Woody Allen Quote: “I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice.”
Woody Allen Quote: “Have you ever noticed that good people sleep better, but bad people seem to have more fun when they’re awake?”
Woody Allen Quote: “Is old age really so terrible? Not if you’ve brushed your teeth faithfully.”
Woody Allen Quote: “How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not “the thing with feathers.” The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must take him to a specialist in Zurich.”
Woody Allen Quote: “The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.”
Woody Allen Quote: “Science is an intellectual dead end, you know? It’s a lot of little guys in tweed suits cutting up frogs on foundation grants.”
Woody Allen Quote: “I love baseball. You know, it doesn’t have to mean anything. It’s just very beautiful to watch.”
Woody Allen Quote: “I failed to make the chess team because of my height.”
Woody Allen Quote: “I always thought that as long as man is mortal, he will never be relaxed.”
Woody Allen Quote: “I think universal harmony is a pipedream and it may be more productive to focus on more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling.”
Woody Allen Quote: “Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.”
Woody Allen Quote: “The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind – a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you’ve just made a down payment on a house.”
Woody Allen Quote: “How am I immature? Intellectually, emotionally, and sexually. Yeah, but in what other ways?”
Woody Allen Quote: “The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it’s done right.”
Woody Allen Quote: “Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty.”
Woody Allen Quote: “The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.”
Woody Allen Quote: “It’s a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.”
Woody Allen Quote: “I’m a creature of the New York City streets.”
Woody Allen Quote: “Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.”
Woody Allen Quote: “When I was a young man, my friends and I and all of us in New York were very influenced by French cinema. French cinema played an enormous influence on those of us who wanted to be filmmakers.”
Woody Allen Quote: “It’s important to control yourself because life gets too complicated if you don’t, but the impulse is often there for people. Some say society should be more open. That doesn’t work either.”
Woody Allen Quote: “Let’s say there was a burning building and you could rush in and you could save only one thing: either the last known copy of Shakespeare’s plays or some anonymous human being. What would you do?”
Woody Allen Quote: “It’s funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it’s a contradiction.”
Woody Allen Quote: “The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.”
Woody Allen Quote: “I wouldn’t mind dying so much if it wasn’t that I would be dead at the end of it.”
Woody Allen Quote: “What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now.”
Woody Allen Quote: “Psychoanalyses is like music lessons, for 5 years you do not notice any progress and suddenly you can play the piano.”
Woody Allen Quote: “My parents were very Old World. They come from Brooklyn, which is the heart of the Old World. Their values in life are God and carpeting.”
Woody Allen Quote: “I’m not saying I didn’t enjoy myself, but I didn’t.”
Woody Allen Quote: “I sued American Apparel because they calculatingly took my name, my likeness and image and used them publicly to promote their business.”
Woody Allen Quote: “I keep wondering if there is an afterlife, and if there is will they be able to break a twenty?”
Woody Allen Quote: “Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city.”
Woody Allen Quote: “Some of the best memories of my childhood that I have are the times that I played hooky from school so I could spend my days in the public library reading all the wonderful books at my disposal.”
Woody Allen Quote: “I didn’t know he was dead; I thought he was British.”
Woody Allen Quote: “Relationships are really what interest me the most. And I think, in the end, they interest most people the most. Even when you read Tolstoy or something, basically they’re about man and woman relationships.”
Woody Allen Quote: “I’ve always been lucky in casting. The trick in casting is to hire great people, and let them do what they do, don’t interfere with them too much. And then when they’re great, take credit for it in the end.”
Woody Allen Quote: “Am I my brother’s keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo.”
Woody Allen Quote: “I idolized Superman when I was younger. I thought he and I had a lot in common. He was always going into phonebooths and taking off all his clothes.”
Woody Allen Quote: “I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.”
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