Top 10 Funny Gym Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.”

— Zig Ziglar

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2. “You’re only one workout away from a good mood.”

— Anonymous

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3. “Excuses don’t burn calories.”

— Anonymous

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4. “You can feel sore tomorrow or you can feel sorry tomorrow. You choose.”

— Anonymous

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5. “Sweat is just fat crying.”

— Anonymous

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6. “Making excuses burns zero calories per hour.”

— Anonymous

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7. “Your workouts are important meetings you scheduled with yourself. Bosses don’t cancel.”

— Anonymous

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8. “No matter how slow you go, you are still lapping everybody on the couch.”

— Unknown

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9. “No one ever drowned in sweat.”

— United States Marine Corps

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10. “Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.”

— George Carlin

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11. “Is it true that if you don’t USE it you LOSE it?”

— Steve Carell

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