“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
— Mae West
“It’s not what you say, but how you say it!”
“Sex is emotion in motion.”
“I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.”
“When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad I’m better.”
“I’m single because I was born that way.”
“Positive thoughts generate positive feelings and attract positive life experiences. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
“There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.”
“I speak two languages, Body and English.”
“Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.”
“Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.”
“Flattery will get you everywhere.”
“An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.”
“Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love – that’s not so bad either.”
“Everything’s in the mind. That’s where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.”
“I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.”
“I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”
“Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.”
“Don’t cry for a man who’s left you – the next one may fall for your smile.”
“Well behaved women do not make history.”
“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.”
“A man’s kiss is his signature.”
“How tall are you big boy? Six foot nine inches! Let’s go up to my place and talk about the nine inches!”
“A hard man is good to find.”
“To err is human, but it feels divine.”
“I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.”
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
“Well, the end of another busy day. I can’t wait till I get back to bed. If that don’t work I’ll try to sleep.”
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”
“The best way to behave is to misbehave.”
“The score never interested me, only the game.”
“Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.”
“Never mind about the six feet. Let’s talk about the seven inches.”
“I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.”
“Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.”
“If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.”
“Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.”
“For a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived. Did I reform, you ask? No. I’m not ashamed anymore.”
“Don’t ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.”
“It is better to be looked over than overlooked.”
“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
“Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.”
“Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action.”
“Look your best – who said love is blind?”
“Don’t let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.”
“Let’s get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini...”
“You gotta get up early in the morning to catch a fox and stay up late at night to get a mink.”
“A good man is hard to find – but you’ll mostly find him asleep.”
“A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.”
“Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.”
“He who hesitates is a damned fool.”
“A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love.”
“Brains are an asset, if you hide them.”
“Women want certain things in marriage – the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury.”
“I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.”
“He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.”
“I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you.”
“Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.”
“Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.”
“Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.”
“Come up and see me sometime.”
“Money is of value for what it buys, and in love it buys time, place, intimacy, comfort, and a private corner alone.”
“No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.”
“If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!”
“Brains are an asset to the woman in love who’s smart enough to hide ’em.”
“I have never loved a man as much as I have loved myself.”
“His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.”
“You are never too old to become younger!”
“Beulah, peel me a grape.”
“Life’s just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.”
“I’m no model lady. A model’s just an imitation of the real thing.”
“I wrote the story myself. It’s about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.”
“You may think you’re in love when the passions of sex get hold of you, but if you didn’t love the man before, you won’t love him after. Like him, maybe, but not love him.”
“When women go wrong, men go right after them.”
“Love is what you make it and who you make it with.”
“Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.”
“A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction.”
“It’s all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he’s perfect.”
“Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.”
“A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty – he has suffered longer.”
“I freely chose the kind of life I led because I was convinced that a woman has as much right as a man to live the way she does if she does no actual harm to society.”
“The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.”
“Never ask a man where he has been.”
“I like a man who’s good, but not too good – for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.”
“Goodness had nothing to do with it.”
“Woman: You certainly know the way to a man’s heart. Mae West: Funny, too, ’cause I don’t know how to cook.”
“Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.”
“Love is the only industry which can’t operate on a five-day week.”
“It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean.”
“It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.”
“I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.”
“I always did like a man in uniform. And that one fits you grand. Why don’t you come up sometime and see me?”
“A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book.”
“Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you’re heading for a crash. What I’m against is blind flying.”
“I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.”
“I’ve been things and seen places.”
“Some of the wildest men make the best pets.”
“When you get the personality, you don’t need the nudity.”
“It ain’t no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don’t break any.”
“Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”
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