“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
— Mae West
“It’s not what you say, but how you say it!”
“Sex is emotion in motion.”
“I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.”
“When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad I’m better.”
“I’m single because I was born that way.”
“I speak two languages, Body and English.”
“Positive thoughts generate positive feelings and attract positive life experiences. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
“There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.”
“Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.”
“Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.”
“Flattery will get you everywhere.”
“Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love – that’s not so bad either.”
“I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.”
“An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.”
“Everything’s in the mind. That’s where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.”
“I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”
“Don’t cry for a man who’s left you – the next one may fall for your smile.”
“Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.”
“Well behaved women do not make history.”
“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.”
“A man’s kiss is his signature.”
“How tall are you big boy? Six foot nine inches! Let’s go up to my place and talk about the nine inches!”
“Don’t ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.”
“I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.”
“A hard man is good to find.”
“To err is human, but it feels divine.”
“Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.”
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
“I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.”
“It is better to be looked over than overlooked.”
“Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.”
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”
“Well, the end of another busy day. I can’t wait till I get back to bed. If that don’t work I’ll try to sleep.”
“The best way to behave is to misbehave.”
“The score never interested me, only the game.”
“Never mind about the six feet. Let’s talk about the seven inches.”
“If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.”
“For a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived. Did I reform, you ask? No. I’m not ashamed anymore.”
“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
“Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.”
“Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.”
“You are never too old to become younger!”
“Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action.”
“Look your best – who said love is blind?”
“Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.”
“Let’s get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini...”
“Don’t let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.”
“A good man is hard to find – but you’ll mostly find him asleep.”
“You gotta get up early in the morning to catch a fox and stay up late at night to get a mink.”
We're on a mission of turning inspiring quotes into beautiful wallpapers. Start your week with a motivational kick. Don't miss out on our next weekly batch.
Join 48,000+ other people and subscribe to Quotefancy Weekly Digest.
