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Michael Scott Quote: “Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what.”

Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what.

— Michael Scott



Michael Scott Quote: “The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.”

The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “A warrior with a cause is the most dangerous soldier of all.”

A warrior with a cause is the most dangerous soldier of all.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “The day we stop learning is the day we die.”

The day we stop learning is the day we die.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t know where it’s going. I just hope to find it somewhere along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.”

Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t know where it’s going. I just hope to find it somewhere along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.”

Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “The line between confidence and arrogance is very fine, and the line between arrogance and stupidity even finer.”

The line between confidence and arrogance is very fine, and the line between arrogance and stupidity even finer.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “In my experience, we only ever regret the things we have not done.”

In my experience, we only ever regret the things we have not done.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “I am both a night owl and an early bird. So I am wise and I have worms.”

I am both a night owl and an early bird. So I am wise and I have worms.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “It’s never too early for ice cream.”

It’s never too early for ice cream.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “Do I want to be feared or loved? That’s a good question. I want both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

Do I want to be feared or loved? That’s a good question. I want both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me – no, don’t sue me. That is opposite the point I’m trying to make.”

Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me – no, don’t sue me. That is opposite the point I’m trying to make.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “The strong survive, but the courageous triumph.”

The strong survive, but the courageous triumph.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.”

Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “Great change always comes down to the actions of a single person.”

Great change always comes down to the actions of a single person.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.”

Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “Every story starts with an idea, but it is the characters that move this idea forward.”

Every story starts with an idea, but it is the characters that move this idea forward.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “We’re all homos. Homo sapiens.”

We’re all homos. Homo sapiens.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “Abraham Lincoln once said that if you are a racist, I will attack you with the north. And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.”

Abraham Lincoln once said that if you are a racist, I will attack you with the north. And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “Fools lie, clever men stick to the truth.”

Fools lie, clever men stick to the truth.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “Am I a hero? I really can’t say, but yes.”

Am I a hero? I really can’t say, but yes.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “Distance makes everything beautiful.”

Distance makes everything beautiful.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day.”

I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “We humans are nothing more than the sum of our memories.”

We humans are nothing more than the sum of our memories.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke.”

There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “Wait. Look. Notice. If you keep those three words in mind, you just might survive the next few days.”

Wait. Look. Notice. If you keep those three words in mind, you just might survive the next few days.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “My mom always used to say that average people are the most special people in the world. And that’s why God made so many.”

My mom always used to say that average people are the most special people in the world. And that’s why God made so many.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends.”

The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “I’ll have an awesome blossom, EXTRA awesome.”

I’ll have an awesome blossom, EXTRA awesome.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “And once begun, change cannot be reversed.”

And once begun, change cannot be reversed.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “What is it like being single? I like it! I like starting each day with a sense of possibility. And I’m optimistic, because everyday I get a little more desperate. And desperate situations yield the quickest results.”

What is it like being single? I like it! I like starting each day with a sense of possibility. And I’m optimistic, because everyday I get a little more desperate. And desperate situations yield the quickest results.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “You are not living, you are surviving.”

You are not living, you are surviving.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “At the heart of every legend there is a grain of truth.”

At the heart of every legend there is a grain of truth.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “First up, the lost and found has gone missing. It itself, is lost. So please try not to lose anything until we find it.”

First up, the lost and found has gone missing. It itself, is lost. So please try not to lose anything until we find it.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “Wikipedia is the best thing ever.”

Wikipedia is the best thing ever.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “I swore to myself that if I ever got to walk around the room as manager, people would laugh when they saw me coming, and would applaud as I walked away.”

I swore to myself that if I ever got to walk around the room as manager, people would laugh when they saw me coming, and would applaud as I walked away.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “Reverse psychology is an awesome tool, I don’t know if you guys know about it, but basically you can make someone think the opposite of what you believe, and that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm.”

Reverse psychology is an awesome tool, I don’t know if you guys know about it, but basically you can make someone think the opposite of what you believe, and that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “But the truth is a double-edged sword; it is a dangerous thing.”

But the truth is a double-edged sword; it is a dangerous thing.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded.”

You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office.”

Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “This year, more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children.”

This year, more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “When I said that I was king of forwards, you’ve got to understand that I don’t come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn’t arrest a guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another.”

When I said that I was king of forwards, you’ve got to understand that I don’t come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn’t arrest a guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “A good story is always a journey. It is about taking the journey, the people the hero meets along the way and how they change him or her. All stories are journeys. They don’t have to be shocking or outrageous: they simply have to be interesting.”

A good story is always a journey. It is about taking the journey, the people the hero meets along the way and how they change him or her. All stories are journeys. They don’t have to be shocking or outrageous: they simply have to be interesting.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “He who retreats lives longer.”

He who retreats lives longer.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “You must learn to heed your senses. Humans use but a tiny percentage of theirs. They barely look, they rarely listen, they never smell, and they think that they can only experience feelings through their skin. But they talk, oh, do they talk.”

You must learn to heed your senses. Humans use but a tiny percentage of theirs. They barely look, they rarely listen, they never smell, and they think that they can only experience feelings through their skin. But they talk, oh, do they talk.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, Hey man, I love you this many dollars-worth.”

Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, Hey man, I love you this many dollars-worth.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “I never avoid something that challenges my guts and my heart. While I might occasionally puke my guts out, I have never puked my heart out.”

I never avoid something that challenges my guts and my heart. While I might occasionally puke my guts out, I have never puked my heart out.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “Good or bad is a matter of perspective. I met an immortal hunami once, a man called William Shakespeare, who wrote that there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.”

Good or bad is a matter of perspective. I met an immortal hunami once, a man called William Shakespeare, who wrote that there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “I don’t want somebody sucking up to me because they think I am going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me.”

I don’t want somebody sucking up to me because they think I am going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me.

— Michael Scott


Michael Scott Quote: “'What is the greatest mistake a parent can make?' she asked. 'To believe that your children will be just like you.'”

'What is the greatest mistake a parent can make?' she asked. 'To believe that your children will be just like you.'

— Michael Scott

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