Top 10 Vanity Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “I am the greatest.”

— Muhammad Ali

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2. “I have nothing to declare except my genius.”

— Oscar Wilde

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3. “I am the best. There is nobody better than me.”

— Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

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4. “A man is like a fraction whose numerator is what he is and whose denominator is what he thinks of himself. The larger the denominator, the smaller the fraction.”

— Leo Tolstoy

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5. “My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”

— Percy Bysshe Shelley

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6. “I have no stress, because I am the best.”

— Lil Wayne

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7. “I am the best in the world at what I do.”

— Chris Jericho

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8. “If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”

— Douglas Adams

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9. “You can be gorgeous at thirty, charming at forty, and irresistible for the rest of your life.”

— Coco Chanel

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10. “Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure: that of being Salvador Dali.”

— Salvador Dalí

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11. “I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.”

— George Bernard Shaw

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12. “I don’t need an Iron Man suit. I’m already a weapon of mass seduction.”

— Robert Downey Jr.

Also featured in: Sarcastic Quotes, Sexy Quotes

13. “Vanity prevents improvement.”

— Ali ibn Abi Talib

14. “Flattery will get you everywhere.”

— Mae West

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