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Top 60 Funny Work Quotes (2024 Update)
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Funny Work Quotes: “That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.” — Yogi Berra

51. “That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.”

Funny Work Quotes: “I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.” — Arthur C. Clarke

52. “I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.”

— Arthur C. Clarke

Funny Work Quotes: “In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.” — Tina Fey

53. “In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.”

— Tina Fey

Funny Work Quotes: “When you say ‘I wrote a program that crashed Windows,’ people just stare at you blankly and say ‘Hey, I got those with the system, for free.’” — Linus Torvalds

54. “When you say ‘I wrote a program that crashed Windows,’ people just stare at you blankly and say ‘Hey, I got those with the system, for free.’”

— Linus Torvalds

Funny Work Quotes: “Project management is the art of creating the illusion that any outcome is the result of a series of predetermined, deliberate acts when, in fact, it was dumb luck.” — Harold Kerzner

55. “Project management is the art of creating the illusion that any outcome is the result of a series of predetermined, deliberate acts when, in fact, it was dumb luck.”

— Harold Kerzner

Funny Work Quotes: “If you want milk, don’t sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you.” — Richard Branson

56. “If you want milk, don’t sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you.”

— Richard Branson

Funny Work Quotes: “Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.” — Will Rogers

57. “Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.”

— Will Rogers

Funny Work Quotes: “If you think that hiring professionals is expensive, try hiring amateurs.” — Red Adair

58. “If you think that hiring professionals is expensive, try hiring amateurs.”

— Red Adair

Funny Work Quotes: “There’s no experience like on-the-job training.” — Hank Azaria

59. “There’s no experience like on-the-job training.”

— Hank Azaria

Funny Work Quotes: “Showing up is 80 percent of life.” — Woody Allen

60. “Showing up is 80 percent of life.”

— Woody Allen

Funny Work Quotes: “Parkinson’s First Law: Work expands to fill the time available.” — C. Northcote Parkinson

61. “Parkinson’s First Law: Work expands to fill the time available.”

— C. Northcote Parkinson

Funny Work Quotes: “I write only when inspiration strikes. Fortunately it strikes every morning at nine o’clock sharp.” — W. Somerset Maugham

62. “I write only when inspiration strikes. Fortunately it strikes every morning at nine o’clock sharp.”

— W. Somerset Maugham

Funny Work Quotes: “I make more mistakes than anyone else I know, and sooner or later, I patent most of them.” — Thomas A. Edison

63. “I make more mistakes than anyone else I know, and sooner or later, I patent most of them.”

— Thomas A. Edison

Funny Work Quotes: “If you can laugh together, you can work together.” — Robert Orben

64. “If you can laugh together, you can work together.”

— Robert Orben

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