Top 200 Crazy Quotes (2026 Update)
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101. “I’m going to live forever. Geniuses don’t die.”

— Salvador Dalí

Also featured in: Genius Quotes

102. “A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.”

— George Carlin

Also featured in: Sarcastic Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Humor Quotes

103. “Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic.”

— Salvador Dalí

Also featured in: Artist Quotes

104. “Don’t cry for a man who’s left you – the next one may fall for your smile.”

— Mae West

Also featured in: Humor Quotes, Smile Quotes, Broken Heart Quotes

105. “Wu-Tang is for the children.”

— Ol' Dirty Bastard

Also featured in: Music Quotes, Funny Friday Quotes

106. “Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.”

— Spike Milligan

Also featured in: Humor Quotes

107. “Once I dreamed I was a butterfly, and now I no longer know whether I am Chuang Tzu, who dreamed I was a butterfly, or whether I am a butterfly dreaming that I am Chuang Tzu.”

— Zhuangzi

Also featured in: Taoism Quotes, Quotes About Reality, Doubt Quotes

108. “Work like there is someone working twenty-four hours a day to take it all away from you.”

— Mark Cuban

Also featured in: Startup Quotes, Success Quotes, Opportunity Quotes, Hustle Quotes, Quotes About Work

109. “You should view the world as a conspiracy run by a very closely-knit group of nearly omnipotent people, and you should think of those people as yourself and your friends.”

— Robert Anton Wilson

110. “We’re never gonna survive unless we go a little crazy.”

— Seal

111. “Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”

— Douglas Adams

Also featured in: Sarcastic Quotes, Different Quotes, Humor Quotes

112. “Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space.”

— Douglas Adams

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Fiction Quotes, Witty Quotes

113. “Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.”

— Michael Scott

Also featured in: Silly Quotes, Firsts Quotes, Hilarious Quotes

114. “I’m just a musical prostitute, my dear.”

— Freddie Mercury

Also featured in: Sexy Quotes

115. “Academia is to knowledge what prostitution is to love; close enough on the surface but, to the non-sucker, not exactly the same thing.”

— Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Also featured in: Demotivational Quotes

116. “Drop it like it’s hot.”

— Snoop Dogg

Also featured in: Artist Quotes, Quotes About Songs, Short Funny Quotes, Sexy Quotes

117. “Insanity is catching.”

— Terry Pratchett

Also featured in: Humor Quotes, Funny Wednesday Quotes

118. “When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

Also featured in: Humor Quotes

119. “Of course I’m crazy, but that doesn’t mean I’m wrong.”

— Robert Anton Wilson

Also featured in: Depression Quotes

120. “The day before something is a breakthrough, it’s a crazy idea.”

— Peter H. Diamandis

Also featured in: Quotes About Ideas

121. “Life is too short to learn German.”

— Richard Porson

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Funny Yearbook Quotes, Funny Motivational Quotes

122. “If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be. ”

— Yogi Berra

Also featured in: Athlete Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Funny Inspirational Quotes, Funny Quotes About Life

123. “Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!”

— Jay Leno

Also featured in: Sarcastic Quotes, Valentine's Day Quotes, Funny Tuesday Quotes, Funny Love Quotes

124. “Don’t ask me, I don’t know.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

Also featured in: Demotivational Quotes, Funny Yearbook Quotes, Short Funny Quotes

125. “It’s a crazy world out there. Be curious.”

— Stephen Hawking

Also featured in: Curiosity Quotes, Quotes About the World

126. “Anything less than the best is a felony.”

— Vanilla Ice

127. “Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.”

— Robert A. Heinlein

Also featured in: Funny Inspirational Quotes, Short Funny Quotes, Funny Friday Quotes

128. “With artificial intelligence we are summoning the demon.”

— Elon Musk

129. “Screw it. Let's do it.”

— Richard Branson

Also featured in: Motivational Quotes, Inspirational Entrepreneurship Quotes, Leadership Quotes, Action Quotes

130. “We want the world, and we want it now!”

— Jim Morrison

Also featured in: Longing Quotes

131. “And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.”

— Friedrich Nietzsche

Also featured in: Inspirational Quotes, Music Quotes, Philosophical Quotes, Quality Quotes

132. “They did not know it was impossible so they did it.”

— Mark Twain

Also featured in: Attitude Quotes, Short Inspiring Quotes, Motivational Monday Quotes, Law Of Attraction Quotes

133. “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

— George Carlin

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Intelligence Quotes

134. “You can’t be old and wise, if you were never young and crazy.”

— Chris Brown

Also featured in: Silly Quotes, Wise Quotes, Artist Quotes, Growing Up Quotes

135. “If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”

— Steven Wright

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Silly Quotes, Imagination Quotes, Hilarious Quotes

136. “You're only given a little spark of madness. Don't lose it.”

— Robin Williams

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Creativity Quotes, Imagination Quotes, Clever Quotes

137. “I’m not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.”

— Lewis Carroll

Also featured in: Different Quotes, Quotes About Reality

138. “42 is a nice number that you can take home and introduce to your family.”

— Douglas Adams

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Fiction Quotes, Silly Quotes

139. “In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.”

— Mark Twain

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Humor Quotes

140. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”

— Linda Grayson

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Sweet Quotes, Friendship Quotes, Clever Quotes

141. “I have an ego the size of a small planet.”

— Linus Torvalds

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Ego Quotes, Funny Yearbook Quotes

142. “Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”

— Rick Cook

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Programming Quotes, Technology Quotes, Funny Motivational Quotes

143. “Live fast. Die young. Be wild. Have fun.”

— Lana Del Rey

Also featured in: Music Quotes, Passion Quotes, Life Is Short Quotes, Risk-Taking Quotes

144. “The truth is you don’t know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.”

— Eminem

Also featured in: Short Quotes About Life, Life is Hard Quotes, Artist Quotes

145. “If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.”

— Joe Rogan

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Perspective Quotes, Funny Inspirational Quotes, Funny Senior Quotes

146. “In a mad world, only the mad are sane.”

— Akira Kurosawa

Also featured in: Depression Quotes

147. “To myself I am only a child playing on the beach, while vast oceans of truth lie undiscovered before me.”

— Isaac Newton

148. “People think you’re crazy if you talk about things they don’t understand.”

— Elvis Presley

149. “There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory, which states that this has already happened.”

— Douglas Adams

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Silly Quotes, Creative Quotes

150. “Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

— George Carlin

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Sarcastic Quotes, Quotes About People