Top 200 Crazy Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “Too weird to live, too rare to die!”

— Hunter S. Thompson

52. “There are no rules. Just follow your heart.”

— Robin Williams

53. “There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”

— Frank Zappa

54. “I’m single because I was born that way.”

— Mae West

55. “English literature is a flying fish.”

— E. M. Forster

56. “If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”

— Douglas Adams

57. “Things just happen. What the hell.”

— Terry Pratchett

58. “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.”

— Reba McEntire

59. “The impossible I do immediately, miracles take a little longer.”

— David Berglas

60. “A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”

— Douglas Adams

61. “If I’m not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.”

— Jim Carrey

62. “Turn on, Tune in, Drop out.”

— Timothy Leary

63. “Don’t just dream it. Be it!”

— Richard O'Brien

64. “Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives.”

— John Lennon

65. “Lose your mind and come to your senses.”

— Frederick Salomon Perls

66. “Stop, collaborate and listen.”

— Vanilla Ice

67. “Take it easy baby, take it as it comes – specialize in having fun!”

— Jim Morrison

68. “Developers, developers, developers, developers.”

— Steve Ballmer

69. “I am the best. There is nobody better than me.”

— Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

70. “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

— Groucho Marx

71. “The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn’t have a space program.”

— Larry Niven

72. “Don’t hire the most qualified, hire the craziest.”

— Jack Ma

73. “This is how magic is done. By hurling yourself into the abyss and discovering it’s a feather bed.”

— Terence McKenna

74. “How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?”

— Leroy Satchel Paige

75. “Don’t be surprised if I behave like a savage. I am a savage.”

— Mike Tyson

76. “The world is a dynamic mess of jiggling things.”

— Richard P. Feynman

77. “Believe the unbelievable. Dream the impossible. Never take ‘No’ for an answer!”

— Tony Fernandes

78. “That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.”

— Yogi Berra

79. “I want to put a ding in the universe.”

— Steve Jobs

80. “I’d far rather be happy than right any day.”

— Douglas Adams

81. “Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.”

— George Burns

82. “I am the Lizard King, I can do anything!”

— Jim Morrison

83. “I don’t want realism. I want magic!”

— Tennessee Williams

84. “Don’t stop me now, I’m having such a good time, I’m having a ball.”

— Freddie Mercury

85. “Anything worth doing is worth over-doing. Moderation is for cowards.”

— Marcus Luttrell

86. “Let’s put a smile on that face!”

— Heath Ledger

87. “What is important is to spread confusion, not eliminate it.”

— Salvador Dalí

88. “If you aren’t taking me out, you’re gonna get taken out.”

— Nate Diaz

89. “If I’m not saying ‘Hell Yeah!’ to something, then I say no.”

— Derek Sivers

90. “Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.”

— Mark Twain

91. “Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

— Douglas Adams

92. “If people aren’t calling you crazy, you aren’t thinking big enough.”

— Richard Branson

93. “With passion pray. With passion make love. With passion eat and drink and dance and play. Why look like a dead fish in this ocean of God?”

— Rumi

94. “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”

— Oscar Levant

95. “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”

— Hunter S. Thompson

96. “To use your head, you have to go out of your mind.”

— Timothy Leary

97. “If I had listened to the naysayers, I would still be in the Austrian Alps yodeling.”

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

98. “If one day I could get out of here, I would allow myself to be crazy. Everyone is indeed crazy, but the craziest are the ones who don’t know they’re crazy; they just keep repeating what others tell them to.”

— Paulo Coelho

99. “The most important thing is to live a fabulous life. As long as it’s fabulous I don’t care how long it is.”

— Freddie Mercury

100. “In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”

— Terry Pratchett