Top 200 Crazy Quotes (2025 Update)
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151. “Go and make interesting mistakes, make amazing mistakes, make glorious and fantastic mistakes. Break rules. Leave the world more interesting for your being here.”

— Neil Gaiman

152. “I never looked at the consequences of missing a big shot. When you think about the consequences you always think of a negative result.”

— Michael Jordan

153. “Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.”

— Bill Murray

154. “The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people.”

— Stephen Hawking

155. “You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

156. “No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time.”

— Lewis Carroll

157. “It surprises me how disinterested we are today about things like physics, space, the universe and philosophy of our existence, our purpose, our final destination. Its a crazy world out there. Be curious.”

— Stephen Hawking

158. “Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.”

— Mark Twain

159. “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”

— W. C. Fields

160. “Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round heads in the square holes. The ones who see things differently...”

— Apple Inc.

161. “To create art means to be crazy alone forever.”

— Charles Bukowski

162. “I’m crazy, but I’m not stupid.”

— Jackie Chan

163. “Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.”

— Aleister Crowley

164. “The world may be broken, but hope is not crazy.”

— John Green

165. “I reject your reality and substitute my own.”

— Adam Savage

166. “The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”

— Bill Watterson

167. “Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius.”

— Jeremy Clarkson

168. “What is that feeling when you’re driving away from people and they recede on the plain till you see their specks dispersing? – it’s the too-huge world vaulting us, and it’s good-bye. But we lean forward to the next crazy venture beneath the skies.”

— Jack Kerouac

169. “Men may come and men may go but I go on forever.”

— Alfred Tennyson

170. “Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.”

— Hunter S. Thompson

171. “In order to develop normally, a child requires progressively more complex joint activity with one or more adults who have an irrational emotional relationship with the child. Somebody’s got to be crazy about that kid. That’s number one. First, last and always.”

— Urie Bronfenbrenner

172. “If you did not write every day, the poisons would accumulate and you would begin to die, or act crazy or both-you must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.”

— Ray Bradbury

173. “The future ain't what it used to be.”

— Yogi Berra

174. “Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.”

— George Carlin

175. “We get shy about saying things like I love you. Life is so short. It’s crazy, that we hesitate to express our true thoughts to each other.”

— Yoko Ono

176. “Society, you’re a crazy breed.”

— Eddie Vedder

177. “I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”

— Mark Twain

178. “Don’t let the opinions of the average man sway you. Dream, and he thinks you’re crazy. Succeed, and he thinks you’re lucky. Acquire wealth, and he thinks you’re greedy. Pay no attention. He simply doesn’t understand.”

— Robert G. Allen

179. “Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.”

— Frank Zappa

180. “Having faith often means doing what others see as crazy.”

— Francis Chan

181. “Every child needs at least one adult who is irrationally crazy about him or her.”

— Urie Bronfenbrenner

182. “Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.”

— Babe Ruth

183. “Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

184. “He who wishes to be obeyed must know how to command.”

— Niccolò Machiavelli

185. “I make my protein drink with whiskey. People think I’m crazy, but that’s the way I am. I get stoned, I do my own thing.”

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

186. “Escapism- that’s what I like. I’m not so crazy about the reality of everything.”

— Michael Jackson

187. “Once you say you’re going to settle for second, that’s what happens to you in life.”

— John F. Kennedy

188. “I’m very sane about how crazy I am.”

— Carrie Fisher

189. “Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.”

— William S. Burroughs

190. “Live life fully while you’re here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird.”

— Tony Robbins

191. “Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.”

— Mark Twain

192. “Here we may reign secure; and in my choice To reign is worth ambition, though in hell: Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.”

— John Milton

193. “I’d just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it’s crazy, but that’s the only thing I’d really like to be. I know it’s crazy.”

— J.D. Salinger

194. “When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad I’m better.”

— Mae West

195. “Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”

— Groucho Marx

196. “Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”

— Groucho Marx

197. “I’m a crazy car guy. I’ve got an airplane hangar full of cars.”

— Paul Walker

198. “The world of knowledge takes a crazy turn when teachers themselves are taught to learn.”

— Bertolt Brecht

199. “Maintain a sense of humor. People who take themselves too seriously are power-crazy. If they win it will be haircuts for all. Beware of power freaks.”

— Abbie Hoffman

200. “We mathematicans are all a bit crazy.”

— Lev Landau