Top 160 Silly Quotes (2024 Update)
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101. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

— Steve Martin

102. “Trust me. I’m a genius.”

— Eoin Colfer

103. “I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.”

— George Burns

104. “I guess I’m a little weird. I like to talk to trees and animals. That’s okay though; I have more fun than most people.”

— Bob Ross

105. “Don’t take things too seriously, and just chill.”

— Kailash Kher

106. “Of all God’s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.”

— Mark Twain

107. “The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn’t have a space program.”

— Larry Niven

108. “It’s like deja-vu, all over again.”

— Yogi Berra

109. “Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.”

— Lewis Carroll

110. “Love loves to love love.”

— James Joyce

111. “Life is what you make it: If you snooze, you lose; and if you snore, you lose more.”

— Phyllis George

112. “Baby you’re a firework, come on, let your colors burst!!”

— Katy Perry

113. “We lost because we didn’t win.”

— Cristiano Ronaldo

114. “Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.”

— Dave Barry

115. “Oh the places you’ll go! There is fun to be done!”

— Dr. Seuss

116. “You can’t be old and wise, if you were never young and crazy.”

— Chris Brown

117. “I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubble gum.”

— Roddy Piper

118. “I work until beer o’clock.”

— Stephen King

119. “Even the best weeks start with Monday.”

— Nice Peter

120. “Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.”

— George Burns

121. “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”

— Groucho Marx

122. “Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!”

— Robert Orben

123. “If you have two frogs, eat the ugliest one first.”

— Brian Tracy

124. “What’s the ROI of your Mom?”

— Gary Vaynerchuk

125. “If plan A fails, remember there are 25 more letters.”

— Chris Guillebeau

126. “Oh you’ve redecorated! I don’t like it.”

— Doctor Who

127. “I’m just here so I won’t get fined.”

— Marshawn Lynch

128. “I like big butts and I cannot lie.”

— Sir Mix-a-Lot

129. “If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

130. “Some people say that less is more. But I think more is more.”

— Dolly Parton

131. “Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have.”

— J.K. Rowling

132. “Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.”

— Andy Rooney

133. “If it’s planned, it’s boring.”

— Freddie Mercury

134. “Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.”

— Mark Twain

135. “I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

136. “Don’t worry. You’re just as sane as I am.”

— J.K. Rowling

137. “To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.”

— Steven Wright

138. “The world is mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful.”

— E.E. Cummings

139. “Love is being stupid together.”

— Paul Valéry

140. “The difference between us and a computer is that, the computer is blindingly stupid, but it is capable of being stupid many, many million times a second.”

— Douglas Adams

141. “43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.”

— Steven Wright

142. “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.”

— Reba McEntire

143. “How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?”

— Jaden Smith

144. “My philosophy is: If you can’t have fun, there’s no sense in doing it.”

— Paul Walker

145. “A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.”

— Doug Linder

146. “I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and fries.”

— Stephen King

147. “Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.”

— Michael Scott

148. “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

— Douglas Adams

149. “Supposing a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?? ‘Supposing it didn’t,’ said Pooh after careful thought. Piglet was comforted by this.”

— A. A. Milne

150. “The bigger the better; in everything.”

— Freddie Mercury