Top 160 Silly Quotes (2026 Update)
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101. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

— Steve Martin

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Cute Quotes, Creative Quotes

102. “Trust me. I’m a genius.”

— Eoin Colfer

Also featured in: Crazy Quotes, Humor Quotes, Ego Quotes, Genius Quotes

103. “I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.”

— George Burns

Also featured in: Funny Inspirational Quotes

104. “I guess I’m a little weird. I like to talk to trees and animals. That’s okay though; I have more fun than most people.”

— Bob Ross

Also featured in: Enjoy Life Quotes, Be Yourself Quotes

105. “Don’t take things too seriously, and just chill.”

— Kailash Kher

Also featured in: Happy Sunday Quotes, Have a Great Day Quotes, Happy Tuesday Quotes, Happy Saturday Quotes

106. “Of all God’s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.”

— Mark Twain

107. “It’s like deja-vu, all over again.”

— Yogi Berra

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Athlete Quotes, Funny Work Quotes

108. “The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn’t have a space program.”

— Larry Niven

Also featured in: Sarcastic Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Crazy Quotes, Space Quotes

109. “Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.”

— Lewis Carroll

110. “Love loves to love love.”

— James Joyce

Also featured in: Romantic Quotes, Happy Valentine's Day Quotes, Love of My Life Quotes, Short Love Quotes for Him

111. “Life is what you make it: If you snooze, you lose; and if you snore, you lose more.”

— Phyllis George

Also featured in: Common Sense Quotes, Humor Quotes, Funny Inspirational Quotes, Funny Senior Quotes

112. “Baby you’re a firework, come on, let your colors burst!!”

— Katy Perry

Also featured in: Music Quotes, Cute Quotes, Cheer Quotes, Boldness Quotes

113. “Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.”

— Dave Barry

Also featured in: Boldness Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Risk-Taking Quotes, Witty Quotes

114. “We lost because we didn’t win.”

— Cristiano Ronaldo

Also featured in: Loss Quotes

115. “Oh the places you’ll go! There is fun to be done!”

— Dr. Seuss

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Moving On Quotes, Travel Quotes

116. “I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubble gum.”

— Roddy Piper

Also featured in: Boldness Quotes, Sarcastic Quotes, Epic Quotes, Funny Movie Quotes

117. “You can’t be old and wise, if you were never young and crazy.”

— Chris Brown

Also featured in: Wise Quotes, Crazy Quotes, Artist Quotes, Growing Up Quotes

118. “Even the best weeks start with Monday.”

— Nice Peter

Also featured in: Monday Morning Quotes, Happy Monday Quotes, Monday Quotes, Funny Monday Quotes

119. “I work until beer o’clock.”

— Stephen King

120. “Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.”

— George Burns

Also featured in: Quotes About Money, Sarcastic Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Crazy Quotes

121. “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”

— Groucho Marx

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Witty Quotes, Funny Work Quotes

122. “Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!”

— Robert Orben

Also featured in: Happiness Quotes, Cute Quotes, Humor Quotes, Friday Quotes

123. “If you have two frogs, eat the ugliest one first.”

— Brian Tracy

Also featured in: Firsts Quotes

124. “What’s the ROI of your Mom?”

— Gary Vaynerchuk

125. “If plan A fails, remember there are 25 more letters.”

— Chris Guillebeau

Also featured in: Never Give Up Quotes, Monday Morning Quotes, Funny Motivational Quotes

126. “Oh you’ve redecorated! I don’t like it.”

— Doctor Who

127. “I’m just here so I won’t get fined.”

— Marshawn Lynch

Also featured in: Athlete Quotes, Sarcastic Quotes, Crazy Quotes, Funny Work Quotes

128. “I like big butts and I cannot lie.”

— Sir Mix-a-Lot

Also featured in: Music Quotes, Funny Quotes, Funny Yearbook Quotes, Sexy Quotes

129. “If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

Also featured in: Affirmation Quotes, Satisfaction Quotes, Happy Friday Quotes

130. “Some people say that less is more. But I think more is more.”

— Dolly Parton

131. “Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have.”

— J.K. Rowling

Also featured in: Humor Quotes

132. “Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.”

— Andy Rooney

Also featured in: Humor Quotes

133. “If it’s planned, it’s boring.”

— Freddie Mercury

Also featured in: Boredom Quotes

134. “I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Different Quotes, Joy Quotes

135. “Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.”

— Mark Twain

Also featured in: Experience Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Quotes About Growing Up

136. “Don’t worry. You’re just as sane as I am.”

— J.K. Rowling

Also featured in: Crazy Quotes

137. “To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.”

— Steven Wright

Also featured in: Sarcastic Quotes, Funny Yearbook Quotes, Funny Motivational Quotes, Funny Senior Quotes

138. “The world is mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful.”

— E.E. Cummings

Also featured in: Happy Sunday Quotes, Spring Quotes, Rainy Day Quotes

139. “Love is being stupid together.”

— Paul Valéry

Also featured in: Love Quotes, Romantic Quotes, Valentine's Day Quotes, Funny Love Quotes

140. “43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.”

— Steven Wright

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Sarcastic Quotes, Short Funny Quotes, Funny Friday Quotes

141. “The difference between us and a computer is that, the computer is blindingly stupid, but it is capable of being stupid many, many million times a second.”

— Douglas Adams

Also featured in: Sarcastic Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Witty Quotes

142. “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.”

— Reba McEntire

Also featured in: Cute Quotes, Crazy Quotes, Different Quotes, Humor Quotes

143. “How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?”

— Jaden Smith

144. “My philosophy is: If you can’t have fun, there’s no sense in doing it.”

— Paul Walker

Also featured in: Happy Friday Quotes, Funny Inspirational Quotes, Funny Yearbook Quotes, Friday Morning Quotes

145. “A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.”

— Doug Linder

Also featured in: Programming Quotes, Humor Quotes

146. “Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.”

— Michael Scott

Also featured in: Firsts Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Crazy Quotes

147. “I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and fries.”

— Stephen King

148. “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

— Douglas Adams

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Sarcastic Quotes, Impossible Quotes

149. “Supposing a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?? ‘Supposing it didn’t,’ said Pooh after careful thought. Piglet was comforted by this.”

— A. A. Milne

Also featured in: Cute Quotes, Friends Quotes, Quotes About Children

150. “The bigger the better; in everything.”

— Freddie Mercury