Top 160 Silly Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.”

— Robin Williams

52. “Creativity is great-but not in accounting.”

— Charles Scott

53. “When he worked, he really worked. But when he played, he really PLAYED.”

— Dr. Seuss

54. “It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.”

— Mark Twain

55. “Enjoy every sandwich.”

— Warren Zevon

56. “Whisky is liquid sunshine.”

— George Bernard Shaw

57. “Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.”

— Dr. Seuss

58. “I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.”

— Oscar Wilde

59. “If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning.”

— Catherine Aird

60. “What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.”

— Pearl Bailey

61. “I feel much better, now that I’ve given up hope.”

— Ashleigh Brilliant

62. “Even though you’re growing up, you should never stop having fun.”

— Nina Dobrev

63. “Let’s build us a happy, little cloud that floats around the sky.”

— Bob Ross

64. “You will know your path by the fun of it.”

— Esther Hicks

65. “Failure is always an option.”

— Adam Savage

66. “What you see is what you get.”

— Flip Wilson

67. “I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.”

— Arthur C. Clarke

68. “Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”

— Groucho Marx

69. “There’s a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven’t the time to enjoy it.”

— Josh Billings

70. “I’m too fast. I’m too smart. I’m too pretty.”

— Muhammad Ali

71. “I’m growing older, but not up.”

— Jimmy Buffett

72. “I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.”

— Johnny Depp

73. “One Band, One Dream, One Direction.”

— One Direction

74. “I love money and money loves me.”

— Reverend Ike

75. “There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory, which states that this has already happened.”

— Douglas Adams

76. “Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.”

— Marthe Troly-Curtin

77. “Developers have the attention spans of slightly moronic woodland creatures.”

— Linus Torvalds

78. “Life is a party. Dress for it.”

— Audrey Hepburn

79. “Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.”

— Audrey Hepburn

80. “To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asked Friday to switch places.”

— Dwayne Johnson

81. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t know where it’s going. I just hope to find it somewhere along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.”

— Michael Scott

82. “My dear, here we must run as fast as we can, just to stay in place. And if you wish to go anywhere you must run twice as fast as that.”

— Lewis Carroll

83. “I’m a project manager, not a magician. Magicians have way cooler hats.”

— Merlin Mann

84. “The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”

— George Carlin

85. “The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it.”

— Terry Pratchett

86. “Do you believe in life after love?”

— Cher

87. “Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done.”

— Linus Torvalds

88. “I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.”

— Douglas Adams

89. “I say, ‘Why not’ to everything.”

— Russell Westbrook

90. “Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.”

— Jeremy Clarkson

91. “Don’t worry, be happy! Embrace your weirdness.”

— Cara Delevingne

92. “And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.”

— Taylor Swift

93. “If you want milk, don’t sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you.”

— Richard Branson

94. “Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.”

— Jackie Mason

95. “Earth: mostly harmless.”

— Douglas Adams

96. “If anything can go wrong it will.”

— Edward A. Murphy, Jr.

97. “Don’t be a drag. Just be a queen.”

— Lady Gaga

98. “It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.”

— Ashleigh Brilliant

99. “Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it’s much more serious than that.”

— Bill Shankly

100. “They say all marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.”

— Clint Eastwood